― maypang (maypang), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago) link
"don't want to cry a tear for you, not a single tear for you, so excuse me if I do."
"reach for my prescription from my pocket and instead I grab your locket."
"your biography is an irresistible cartography of the possible or... the impossible? I'm not sure."
"so I'll take to coloring books and suffer all your withering looks, thinking bout you all the while."
― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 14 March 2004 21:30 (twenty years ago) link
― the bellefox, Friday, 19 November 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― the bellefox, Friday, 19 November 2004 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Surely there's a "Search/Destroy" thread just for the 69 set?
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Friday, 19 November 2004 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 19 November 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 19 November 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link
An unexpected revival inspired by poster Imago:
This thread is literally almost 21 years old. I fear that much of it is callow. But I just found myself thinking "what's the worst Merritt song, that would be a good question" and then thinking "... I think we had a whole thread like this".
He may now have issued lines and songs worse than he had 17-18 years ago!
― the pinefox, Monday, 21 February 2022 21:42 (two years ago) link
This is a contender for a relatively bad song lyric, from c.2012:
I'm going back to the countryCity life's too slowI'm sick of that 120 BPM funk and discoI'm doing a one-eightyBreak out the fiddle tunesI'm still that barefoot lady howling up at full moonsAnd I'm gonna fly back to WyomingAnd never more my friends I'll go a-roamingI'm gonna fly back to LaramieLet Laramie take care of me till they bury meI'm going back to the countryThe big city's too smallI don't need more than one tree house but there's none at allI'm hanging up the tire swingA hammock in the yardI'll hear an angel choir sing as I wing countrywardAnd I'm gonna find me a country boyAnd have a couple country kids, Leanne and LeroyAnd we're gonna wind down those country roadsAnd sing and play the dulcimer till this world explodes
― the pinefox, Monday, 21 February 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link
And I fear that I will also nominate this from 2020:
She's got the biggest tits in historyShe loves to show them 'roundThey're bigger than her chickadeesThey each weigh half a poundShe told me she's got more of themBut I've seen only threeAnd those were, I'm quite sure, the biggest tits in historyYour average tit weighs half an ounceThat's if you feed them wellBut she's got ways to make tits bouncy baby boys from hellShe majored in biologyShe knows whereof she speaksYou know her tits are happy from their smiling little beaksShe's working for the governmentShe's breeding them for clonesTo use them on the battlefieldFor intercepting dronesHer mother did the same workIt's all through her family treeAnd that's why Lola's got the biggest tits in historyTits in historyTits in history
― the pinefox, Monday, 21 February 2022 21:48 (two years ago) link
"You know her tits are happy from their smiling little beaks"
seems especially bad.
― the pinefox, Monday, 21 February 2022 21:49 (two years ago) link
should be "by their smiling little beaks" surely
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 21 February 2022 23:31 (two years ago) link