everything about this makes me sad, now that I have finished dying of lols
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
that could be a response to the original thread question as well
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
otm until I get resuscitated by lols
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
i want her to compose the music for this. or release a soundtrack.
― dyl, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
it would be awesome if her sex moans were dubbed in and super-autotuned/distorted like her singing
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
well if she doesn't do it...
― goole, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
my teenage end, dreamt
― bish don't kmt (some dude), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
She's amazing.I really like her beautyShe's not a p*rn star, but i'm going to watch her http://farrahsextape.com/ video once it gets released
― pronto, Friday, 3 May 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://farrahsextape.com/face.jpg
it's only funny if you forget she has a small child who's entered into an already fucked up situation. poor kid imo.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 3 May 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
it has been released todaygood one
― pronto, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
have you obtain much hard one?
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
i highly recommend the 5-minute free pornhub preview
also to those clamoring for a cd copy of my teenage dream ended, apparently our prayers have been answered... just in the form of my satanic dream ended and limited to 50 copies
― dyl, Monday, 6 May 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
She got paid 1.5M for a single video? Actual pornstars barely get that money in a decade. I dont feel sad for her but I do feel sad as a consumer, they keep force feeding us mediocre reality tv trash such as this woman, tricking us into thinking she's somehow worthy of pop stardom.
― Moka, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
They'll ruin the pop olympus if they keep pulling this shit, Im telling you.
Thank you very much Paris Hilton.
― Moka, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
uhh
― dyl, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
this is all p much the saddest shit in the world tbrr
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
there's no way she really gets 1.5m right
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
I know it's a joke, but on first listen I think My Satanic Dream Ended is actually really good!
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/05/22/farrah-abraham-reality-show-teen-mom-tv-series/
still can't believe that sex tape "leaked"!
― you are not a better writer than f. scott fitzgerald. you are not a b (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
I try to divorce Farrah Abraham the enormously talented outsider artist from Farrah Abraham the reality TV star who is probably under contract with Vivid by now.
― kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
i was surprised by: 1) how clear it is that this was just produced as straight up porn, not even trying to preserve the myth, 2) immediate anal and lots of it.
― dylannn, Thursday, 23 May 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
If you make a poll amongst middle class, single American moms asking them to do a hardcore video (anal included) for that amount of money I wouldnt be surprised if most of them said yes.
― Moka, Thursday, 23 May 2013 06:54 (eleven years ago) link
Regarding the straight up porn: at first the idea was to create it as an accidental sex tape leak but co-star James Deen refused to do it argumenting that if you want to do a sex tape you dont hire a well known pornstar. (I think he was hired per Farrah's request).
― Moka, Thursday, 23 May 2013 07:19 (eleven years ago) link
Also apparently she thinks she was the highlight of a lifetime for James Deen and that he has been stalking her and wants to date her. I dont know if she's seriously that delusional or she just loves saying idiotic things for the attention but I want to slap her. Hardly.
― Moka, Thursday, 23 May 2013 07:26 (eleven years ago) link
why? the music and the reality show stuff obviously came from the same place
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 23 May 2013 07:35 (eleven years ago) link
Because I enjoyed it more when I had no context (I'd never heard of her prior to the album). Knowing who she is takes some of the magic out of it--this sex tape is her Texas Monthly 1999 interview.
― kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Thursday, 23 May 2013 07:43 (eleven years ago) link
"enormously talented outsider artist" is a funny phrase because the way people enjoy the record is pretty divorced from notions of her being a conventionally 'talented' singer or songwriter
― my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Thursday, 23 May 2013 11:35 (eleven years ago) link
xp: Willie Nelson?
― how's life, Thursday, 23 May 2013 11:41 (eleven years ago) link
Jandek
― unregistered, Thursday, 23 May 2013 12:04 (eleven years ago) link
I am terribly shocked that something called 'Backdoor Teen Mom' is NOT a leaked sex tape as previously advised.
There goes my faith in humanity.
― Sir Francis Drake burned the Spanish Armada because YOLO (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 May 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
oh it leaked
― my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Thursday, 23 May 2013 12:22 (eleven years ago) link
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
― Sir Francis Drake burned the Spanish Armada because YOLO (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 May 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link
she seems really comfortable in front of the cameras
― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
it's really gross how this porn film brings out all the hyuk-hyuksters. it's neither amusing nor shameful.
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
is it sad?
― precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
i think it was de beuavoir who said that women should be allowed to intentionally leak their own sex tapes without being mocked a little
― you are not a better writer than f. scott fitzgerald. you are not a b (k3vin k.), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
really gross
― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
well, simone de beauvoir really said 'sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon'. so...
― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/10/09/farrah-abraham-daughter-mother-worst-eyebrows-tweeze-photos/
These days, former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham spends most of her time appearing at strip clubs or giving interviews. But she insists time apart from daughter Sophia, 4, isn't hurting the little girl. "It's healthy that we have a break," claims Farrah, 22 (whose dad lives near her and Sophia in Texas). "She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I'm doing mine.
Read more: http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/10/09/farrah-abraham-daughter-mother-worst-eyebrows-tweeze-photos/#ixzz2hSCxbu8N Follow us: @fishwrapped on Twitter
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 October 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link
O_O
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Friday, 11 October 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link
Lovely.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 October 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
The details of her "$1M contract" were finally revealed a couple of weeks ago.
She got $10k up front and then 3% royalties. At last count, Vivid reported about $125k paid to the "Back Door Teen Mom".
While not chump change, the payout looks to come in far short of a million dollars.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 12 October 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
still can't quite wrap my head around how bizarre her antic have been, even for your typical reality celeb, and it's only amplified by her cult status as this weird "outsider artist".
On that note, I showed a friend some of her work and she said it just sounded like house beats with weird over-autotuned vocals on top of them. I'm not too great at analyzing music, but is that description really that accurate? It's never sounded like anything with which I could make real comparisons.
― arctic mindbath (President of the People's Republic of Antarctica), Saturday, 12 October 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
definitely not
― dyl, Sunday, 13 October 2013 01:54 (ten years ago) link
it sounds like the music teenagers make when they're just starting out with sequencers
― fresh (crüt), Sunday, 13 October 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link
looks like this guy produced for the album?
like the combination of piano and strings about 30 seconds into this track he's talking about sounds uncannily similar to that in e.g. "searching for closure" so i am ready to believe it
― dyl, Thursday, 5 December 2013 07:35 (ten years ago) link
NEW FARRAH ABRAHAM SONG!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h53AzPEdku0
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link
my Farrah connect told me she was working on new music a while back, i'd been looking forward to this XD
― The Greta Gerwig In The Sky (some dude), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:34 (ten years ago) link
And they said autotune makes everyone sound the same, pft
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:37 (ten years ago) link