What do you think of MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's first single?

I'm glad they put a lot of thought into the title, anyway:

The 21-year-old Teen Mom star has closed a deal with Vivid Entertainment, who will soon release an X-rated video of Abraham titled Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.

dying of lols

somehow that's disgusting

also lol at referring to a porn as "sexually charged"

actual funniest line: "Lindsay Lohan's Canyons costar James Deen"

cover should be this w/James Deen shopped on the right: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/My_Teenage_Dream_Ended.jpg

oh god

Lindsay Lohan's Canyons

not sure what that would actually refer to but it sounds dirty

everything about this makes me sad, now that I have finished dying of lols

that could be a response to the original thread question as well

everything about this makes me sad, now that I have finished dying of lols

otm until I get resuscitated by lols

i want her to compose the music for this. or release a soundtrack.

it would be awesome if her sex moans were dubbed in and super-autotuned/distorted like her singing

well if she doesn't do it...

my teenage end, dreamt

She's amazing.
I really like her beauty
She's not a p*rn star, but i'm going to watch her http://farrahsextape.com/ video once it gets released

http://farrahsextape.com/face.jpg

it's only funny if you forget she has a small child who's entered into an already fucked up situation. poor kid imo.

it has been released today
good one

have you obtain much hard one?

i highly recommend the 5-minute free pornhub preview

also to those clamoring for a cd copy of my teenage dream ended, apparently our prayers have been answered... just in the form of my satanic dream ended and limited to 50 copies

She got paid 1.5M for a single video? Actual pornstars barely get that money in a decade. I dont feel sad for her but I do feel sad as a consumer, they keep force feeding us mediocre reality tv trash such as this woman, tricking us into thinking she's somehow worthy of pop stardom.

They'll ruin the pop olympus if they keep pulling this shit, Im telling you.

Thank you very much Paris Hilton.

uhh

this is all p much the saddest shit in the world tbrr

there's no way she really gets 1.5m right

I know it's a joke, but on first listen I think My Satanic Dream Ended is actually really good!

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/05/22/farrah-abraham-reality-show-teen-mom-tv-series/

still can't believe that sex tape "leaked"!

I try to divorce Farrah Abraham the enormously talented outsider artist from Farrah Abraham the reality TV star who is probably under contract with Vivid by now.

i was surprised by: 1) how clear it is that this was just produced as straight up porn, not even trying to preserve the myth, 2) immediate anal and lots of it.

If you make a poll amongst middle class, single American moms asking them to do a hardcore video (anal included) for that amount of money I wouldnt be surprised if most of them said yes.

Regarding the straight up porn: at first the idea was to create it as an accidental sex tape leak but co-star James Deen refused to do it argumenting that if you want to do a sex tape you dont hire a well known pornstar. (I think he was hired per Farrah's request).

Also apparently she thinks she was the highlight of a lifetime for James Deen and that he has been stalking her and wants to date her. I dont know if she's seriously that delusional or she just loves saying idiotic things for the attention but I want to slap her. Hardly.

I try to divorce Farrah Abraham the enormously talented outsider artist from Farrah Abraham the reality TV star who is probably under contract with Vivid by now.

why? the music and the reality show stuff obviously came from the same place

Because I enjoyed it more when I had no context (I'd never heard of her prior to the album). Knowing who she is takes some of the magic out of it--this sex tape is her Texas Monthly 1999 interview.

"enormously talented outsider artist" is a funny phrase because the way people enjoy the record is pretty divorced from notions of her being a conventionally 'talented' singer or songwriter

xp: Willie Nelson?

Jandek

I am terribly shocked that something called 'Backdoor Teen Mom' is NOT a leaked sex tape as previously advised.

There goes my faith in humanity.

oh it leaked

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

she seems really comfortable in front of the cameras

it's really gross how this porn film brings out all the hyuk-hyuksters. it's neither amusing nor shameful.

is it sad?

i think it was de beuavoir who said that women should be allowed to intentionally leak their own sex tapes without being mocked a little

really gross

well, simone de beauvoir really said 'sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon'. so...

http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/10/09/farrah-abraham-daughter-mother-worst-eyebrows-tweeze-photos/

These days, former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham spends most of her time appearing at strip clubs or giving interviews. But she insists time apart from daughter Sophia, 4, isn't hurting the little girl. "It's healthy that we have a break," claims Farrah, 22 (whose dad lives near her and Sophia in Texas). "She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I'm doing mine.

Read more: http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/10/09/farrah-abraham-daughter-mother-worst-eyebrows-tweeze-photos/#ixzz2hSCxbu8N
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