amanda palmer's open poem to jonathan chait (and other crimes)

It’s damnably difficult to carve a private audience out of the open web...

Is that a bad thing? The possibility of friction can help keep you honest.

I wish Rod Stewart could have done a TEDTalk in 1980 about the exciting breakthrough in audience engagement via prancing in video clips

nabisco needs to visit the new schtick thread

but it’s also indistinguishable from the intrusive begging of any corporation

Not true, corporations tends to be more tasteful in their exploitative behaviors. For instance I haven't seen a corporation directly compare itself to suicide victims.

Funny you should say that: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2013/04/25/hyundai-suicide-ad-commercial/2113461/

it's a decent piece. nothing new, but well written and fair minded.

whats up w nabisco how come he doesnt really write for ny magazine anymore

Jody Rosen is their new music critic -- though I believe Nabs will still be contributing.

The big difference is that Hyundai actually issued an apology after being criticized.

If they did things AFP's way then the next ad would be all about how victimized they are by the criticism from the last ad, some self-serving "We started a conversation" stuff, a "Donate to Hyundai (Donate = <3)", and a link to a website where Hyundai owners can post their own stories, which will provide content for the next next ad.

Jody Rosen is their new music critic -- though I believe Nabs will still be contributing.

― jaymc, Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:05 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whats he up to, feel like his talents are kinda wasted on music, he could be talking abt more substantial things

ny mag has a strict "tl;dr" policy :/

dang

hope he finds a home that appreciates his otm

xp He's staying there, promoted to write about all sorts of cultural issues across the magazine.

oh good!

much better

wow that was a real emotional rollercoaster for me

you believed that they had a tl;dr policy that nabisco flouted lol

no roxy i did not believe that part if you must

loool at nabisco mentioning applebees at the end of that

whats he up to, feel like his talents are kinda wasted on music, he could be talking abt more substantial things

I have beef w/you for this attitude, you're nothing but an old lagoon that's what you are

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BI4eYG5CMAAwvdR.jpg

Groggily read that as 'osnar' and was all "...what? I don't get it..."

i thought it was osnar too

also lol @ "if u must"

i must be really slow because all i see is osnar. halp.

o snap?

you guys aren't very def.

meanwhile, this is my fave promotional campaign of the year. since people were talking about corporations and twitter humpin' promo babes. actually, its just an excuse for me to post this cool picture.

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/04/25/25_yourenextposters.o.jpg/a_610x408.jpg

http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/youre-next-posters-temptation-big-wedding-peeples.html

even tyler perry thought it was a riot.

whats he up to, feel like his talents are kinda wasted on music, he could be talking abt more substantial things

I have beef w/you for this attitude, you're nothing but an old lagoon that's what you are

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, April 27, 2013 5:25 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha im kinda just playin, its more that i think his particular talents maybe would be better suited to a lil wider lens, instead of whatever indie pop band hes into or the latest topic blog beef

"twitter humpin promo babes"

Osnar.

twitter humpin' promo babes

reminds me of my favorite single from 1994:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up7su7CeMU

coincidence? you decide

featuring Cia Berg, previously of Ubangi, who released this in 1983:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ_GDaEA7G0

(I'd apologise for the derail, but really, this song is a better use of 3 minutes than being outraged at Amanda Palmer again)

http://www.salon.com/2013/04/29/amanda_palmer_to_morrissey_let_me_help_you_crowdsource_your_next_album/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews

fuck, i only have so many eyes to claw out, you know?

Not a bad idea tho tbh if I was morrissey I'd do it

i know what it's like to be sick I had a sore throat once

I know you don’t use Twitter, but I’m sure you probably understand the basics of how it works.

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Drawing flowers in the margins of Morrisey

I tweeted a link to the article about your canceled tour, and then asked this simple question of my followers (I have about 850,000 of them): “How many people out there would pay $5 to crowdfund/pre-order a digital-only Morrissey album?”

There were many, many answers. You were discussed, anecdotes were shared... and I said very little.

adjusting for obnoxiousness, that's not a bad piece

fitting dn, dlh xp

JAYCESS
i don't have strong feelings about AP, but I do have them for this writer. Another beautifully written, reasoned, and thought-provoking piece that was a pleasure to read. Thank you!
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Drawing flowers in the margins of Morrisey

I started something I couldn't finish stop

❀ the cult of: ➥motivational speakers ➥life coaches ➥personal growth gurus ➥new-age charlatans ➥AWESOMENESS FEST

Drawing eyebrows in the margins of a train wreck

amanda palmer's open letter to _______________________

But you…you’re actually Morrissey. You have some of the most fanatical fans in the world; caring and devoted people from countries far and wide who would be really, really happy to support you at levels far beyond $5 just to have the songs in their ears.

You’re possibly one of the best candidates on the planet to use crowdfunding, because of who you are and what you mean.

straight up reveling in the fact that crowdsourcing is a good way to exploit fanaticism for profit

In the '70s, Robert Plant was a golden god...imagine if he'd had a tip jar!