amanda palmer's open poem to jonathan chait (and other crimes)

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definitely

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

little kids are good at doing that. then they are supposed to grow up.

scott seward, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

*old man nod*

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

Amanda Palmer ‏@amandapalmer 42m
someone commented: "you don't know how to stop drawing flowers in the margins of a train wreck." and i thought...perfectly put. yes.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

u_u

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/122ad0b3e82fa7a80daacf05688955ce/tumblr_mltlkaCYPp1soqjv4o1_500.jpg

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

Oops, sorry -- I only meant to post the bottom part of that pic.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

Amanda Palmer ‏@amandapalmer 12h
every death threat you sling at me, i can retweet. every bomb you send me, i can instagram. you cannot win with hate. i can share it away.

EVERY BOMB YOU SEND ME, I CAN INSTAGRAM

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

what did that roadrunner tweet say?

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

Haha this is basically "What indeed, what indeed @amandapalmer an anus's what?"

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

i love all the retweets we have saying she was criticized "just for writing poetry". that's like saying tyler perry gets criticized "just for making movies." or rebecca black gets criticized "just for singing music."

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

more like dzhokhar tsarnaev is on trial "just for dropping his gym bag once"

goole, Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

haaaaaaaaaaaa

The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

i want to make a luis suarez reference but

The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

“April 7 was the 3rd anniversary of @amandapalmer no longer being Roadrunner Records' problem.”

hah wow

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

KILLER ZING FROM THE LABEL PUTTING OUT SLIPKNOT ALBUMS IN 2013

ienjoyhotdogs, Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

"OH YOU'RE MAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF YOUR SELF-DISTRIBUTED MUSIC? WELL JOKES ON YOU BECAUSE WE'VE GOT STONE SOUR"

ienjoyhotdogs, Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

"WE PREFER WORKING WITH SANE, CHILLED-OUT MUSICIANS, LIKE THE GENTLEMEN FROM SOULFLY"

ienjoyhotdogs, Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

more like aman-duh lamer.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

never heard stone sour or stonefly, but slipknot make way better music than amanda palmer

goole, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

I think you mean "Stoneknot"

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

this basically IS amanda palmer's style, but still better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqcXgODTeOU

goole, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

Amanda Palmer ‏@amandapalmer 42m
someone commented: "you don't know how to stop drawing flowers in the margins of a train wreck." and i thought...perfectly put. yes.

― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:15 (1 hour ago) Permalink

a "perfectly put" horrifying mixed metaphor, yes.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

keep in mind she sahred her nood boobs

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

can't stop showing boobs at the scene of a train wreck

Moodles, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

if she shows boob it = 38 hitpoints to a man's anger at her

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

I don't get it, are you drawing the flowers in the margins of, like, a picture of a train wreck? That you also drew? Or a photo of a train wreck in the newspaper? Or are you literally standing a few feet from an actual wrecked train, drawing flowers? If so -- drawing them on the wreckage itself, or do you have some kind of easel setup?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

see, we're already talking about it, so it must be good.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dxDREaCyjE

AIAIAIAGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY ALL UKES!!!!!!!!!!

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

I get serious Gina Gershon vibes from her

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

What an insult to Gina Gershon.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

kicking yr ass on behalf of Gina Gershon, Shakey

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

it's strictly a facial/eyebrow resemblance thing

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

holy crap, she quoted richard bach today

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 25 April 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

I think you mean "Stoneknot"

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:18 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

convulsive lols; idk

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 25 April 2013 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

I don't love a ukelele or "the theater!" but that video is otm.

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

I completely agree with the sentiment of that video but my god was that annoying to sit through

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

"Aluminium" was the second worst part. The worst part was having the melody in my head all night

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

are you literally standing a few feet from an actual wrecked train, drawing flowers?

This was my interpretation, doesn't sound like a particularly helpful response to a rail accident tbh.

Gavin, Leeds, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

art is always a valid response

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

"Paint me a life preserver!"

Mark G, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

maybe the train wreck is her, and she's drawing flowers in the margins of herself

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

so poetic

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

she is the train wreck

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 26 April 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

so lucky she wasn't a first responder at the marathon

Moodles, Friday, 26 April 2013 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

"stop drawing those flowers"
"i ... i DON'T KNOW HOW!"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:14 (thirteen years ago)

so lucky she wasn't a first responder at the marathon

First poetry responder.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/the-amanda-palmer-problem.html

whats up w nabisco how come he doesnt really write for ny magazine anymore, anyway i dont think his exciting new insight in this case really hits home or is that otm

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 April 2013 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

people hate drama kids is def more compelling than insights into internet marketing

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 April 2013 13:28 (thirteen years ago)


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