the "wholesome, attractive" opposition to Judy Garland's actual talent but somewhat swarthy appearance
weird
― how's life, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
swarthy judy
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:21 (thirteen years ago)
i really don't see a problem with Bieb'ers comment
― frogbs, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:22 (thirteen years ago)
It's just the word 'belieber'; it makes me want to set anyone who uses it on fire.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:26 (thirteen years ago)
well that's your beliebf
― frogbs, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
i mean, what cute pun on the name "bieber" would you prefer shakey?
― Pat Finn, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:35 (thirteen years ago)
sorry i meant "scik" i read ur name too quickly
clemenza otm
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
Cynthia Ozick's great essay depicting how Otto Frank turned his daughter from a human being into a symbol is relevant here.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:40 (thirteen years ago)
fyi this is Deanna Durbin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inV3RlOTOXM
this is Justin Bieber:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GuqB1BQVr4
just putting that out there so ppl can really feel the comparison
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 15 April 2013 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
she would definitely ditch that stuffy opera singing broad for the biebinator if she was given the choice
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 15 April 2013 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
It's not about whether it's thinkable or not. You probably shouldn't say stuff like that about yourself even if (many) people are giving you a reason to think it might be true. It's not a good look.
― hurricane weather (forapper), Monday, 15 April 2013 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
this whole european tour has been comedy gold
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 15 April 2013 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
“I prayed, ‘God, you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?...God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label!’” -- Pattie Mallette in The New York Times, 2009.
― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 15 April 2013 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
Deanna Durbin was great, Anne Frank otm.
― хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Monday, 15 April 2013 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
Deanna Durbin or Justin Beiber, it really doesn't matter, either way she wouldn't have been blasting any tunes up in that attic. Now if the Frank family had access to ipods and headphones, that may have been a game changer.
― Moodles, Monday, 15 April 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)
the whole point is that writing the word "belieber" in anne frank's guest book is just a truly spectacular example of the absurdity of all human existence imo
― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 15 April 2013 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
probably wasn't even the first time
― some dude, Monday, 15 April 2013 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
haha god
― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 15 April 2013 22:45 (thirteen years ago)
it's hard to belieb.
― Pat Finn, Monday, 15 April 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
I always get Deanna Durbin confused with Deanna Dunagan, who won a Tony for August: Osage County.
― jaymc, Monday, 15 April 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
I'd imagine Justin Bieber's probably somewhat of a idiot from a book learnin' perspective, he probably hasn't gone to school since he was 13.
― earlnash, Monday, 15 April 2013 22:49 (thirteen years ago)
He was home-schooled before getting discovered, IIRC.
― R = J - L (Leee), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://gawker.com/5994914/anne-franks-stepsister-she-would-have-probably-been-a-belieber
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR6wfJ4SyrQ
tbh is this not in spirit p much a proto edm dj got me falling in love banger for 1948
she's even chatting on the mic, wheel it up my selecta
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)
<3
― sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
Selena Gomez Says Bieber Has ‘Tiny, Weird Penis’
― davey, Monday, 6 May 2013 17:54 (thirteen years ago)
daily currant is a shitty "fake news" satire site fwiw
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, 6 May 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)
Hahaha. Aw.
― davey, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
I was a belieber.
― davey, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:48 (thirteen years ago)
for some reason i felt genuine relief when i found out that wasn't a true story
― we r all just trying to interpret reality in a way that's comforting (Treeship), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
So did JBieb.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
@tejucole What fresh hell is this? RT @justinbieber: AFRICA
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 15:12 (thirteen years ago)
he's in capetown
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
sweet tweet, bieb!
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
Is it 3012 yet.
― Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Saturday, 15 June 2013 04:57 (twelve years ago)
soon
― markers, Saturday, 15 June 2013 04:57 (twelve years ago)
http://media.tumblr.com/079399da06aa1237ae9d409600231ef2/tumblr_inline_mp0rq4Nkys1qz4rgp.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/079399da06aa1237ae9d409600231ef2/tumblr_inline_mp0rq4Nkys1qz4rgp.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/079399da06aa1237ae9d409600231ef2/tumblr_inline_mp0rq4Nkys1qz4rgp.gif
― you live your life on the floor (sleepingbag), Thursday, 27 June 2013 02:19 (twelve years ago)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ca8e174a54/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-justin-bieber
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)
http://gawker.com/justin-bieber-orders-bodyguards-to-carry-him-up-chinas-1433222500
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)
Fuck this dude.
http://nationalreport.net/justin-biebers-beached-whale-comment-leads-teen-girls-suicide/
― The Reverend, Sunday, 22 December 2013 08:36 (twelve years ago)
jfc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 December 2013 08:38 (twelve years ago)
tumblr seems to think it's a hoax, "nationalreport.net" also has an article up claiming the duck dynasty guy has a gay lover
― the slow death of America's rich pastoral heritage (reddening), Sunday, 22 December 2013 11:29 (twelve years ago)
yeah it's a spoof site, tho in what way exactly is this supposed to be 'funny' is a real headscratcher
― Mind Taker, Sunday, 22 December 2013 12:02 (twelve years ago)
a fitting end to justin bieber's career: all the news is unflattering spoofs
― katherine, Sunday, 22 December 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)
similar to that recent "kanye compares himself to nelson mandela" fake news story that basically took advantage of the fact that it was so similar to all the other bullshit he's actually said lately
― some dude, Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)
Also takes advantage of why we read these sort of stories, schadenfreude/wish fulfillment, etc.
― Murgatroid, Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)
but when has justin bieber said anything negative/interesting about anyone/anything
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 22 December 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)
i guess that plays up the idea of him being a brat or something
"fuck bill clinton"
― dyl, Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)