i love u guys
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
xp Choking on my tea
― doug watson, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
haha this thread
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
what if Ice Cube had died in 1996 and Tupac was starring in family-friendly flicks.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
ha I was going to do one about Jay-z being shot in 97 and Biggie owning a piece of a world-class tennis stadium in brownsville.
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
What if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass survived and formed a duo?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 19 July 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
Duo dissolved following cass' devouring karen in drug-induced haze
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
what if will.i.am were called dennis
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link
what if cory monteith were born 40 years earlier and kidnapped neil young and went on to form crosby stills nash'n monteith
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
I reckon it'd be pretty cool if Freddie Mercury was trying to save the badgers tbh
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
what if Freddie Mercury's biggest secret was that he WAS a badger irl and that's why Brian May has dedicated his life to saving them
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link
what if Chris Brown is /was a member of The Residents?
― I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
What if Michael Stipe's name was really Michael Stope?
― kornrulez6969, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
and what if they kept it instead of giving it away
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
what if he found his religion but lost his orange crush
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
what if Vince Neil died instead of the guy from Hanoi Rocks and as a result of the butterfly effect we lived in a utopian society cuz FUCK VINCE NEIL
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:47 (ten years ago) link
What if an accident of birth had placed Obama in Cuba?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link
one of the funniest thread titles OOT imo
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
Imagine if Ian Curtis had died in 1975 and the band found a front man who could actually sing.
― wk, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link
after he died they went with Barney. this is clearly a group of musicians with a strong preference for frontmen who can't sing.
― tight in the runs (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
what if they had went with morrissey
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
xp wk,
"whoa whoa whoa"
― Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
these young men you fancifully frywith those weights on their shoulders so high
― tight in the runs (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link
I keep reading the title of this thread as 'Imagine if John Lennon had died in 1980... '
― hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:52 (ten years ago) link
me too actually!
― OutdoorFish, Monday, 22 July 2013 11:21 (ten years ago) link
it's easy if you try.
― pplains, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
steven was the good singer but he couldnt sing and play at the same time iirc
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
that said i love bernard's voice despite its imperfection. i named my cat after him! he has a good voice too.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
I enjoy hooky's vocals on dreams never end and doubts even here. only ever heard one revenge song though.
― OutdoorFish, Monday, 22 July 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/25/if-germans-won-first-world-war
― ferret is followed! (soref), Friday, 27 December 2013 07:20 (ten years ago) link
^^^worse than a thousand liveblogs of 'carry on dick'
― ferret is followed! (soref), Friday, 27 December 2013 07:25 (ten years ago) link
What if Dr. Dre had died in 1996 and Tupac Shakur was a soon-to-be Apple exec hawking overpriced headphones?
― Lee626, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:37 (ten years ago) link
What if Igor Stravinsky shocked the crowd at the 1913 Newport Folk Festival with his electrified version of "Le Sacre du Printemps"?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:02 (ten years ago) link
What if Beethoven lost his sense of smell instead of hearing?
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:51 (ten years ago) link
irl lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link
what if Phil collins was gay?
― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
"In Too Deep" would have a whole other dimension.
― You and Dad's Army? (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
you're no son of mine
― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
heard 'love will tear us apart' in the supermarket the other day
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPBzmn8bcyk
― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link
Ian Curtis rides a rollercoasterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs
― gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link
I saw that yesterday but couldn't think the best thread to put it on. Good pick.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link
What if the Red Hot Chili Peppers came from Grimsby instead of Hollywood?
― the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link
We were the butter kind
― _Rudipherous_, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
Posted on another thread?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/john-lydon-trump-brexit-nigel-farage-support-sex-pistols-singer-good-morning-britain-a7652981.html?cmpid=facebook-post
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 27 March 2017 21:35 (seven years ago) link
it's funny that this is being treated like it's a news story when he's openly been a right-wing shithead for as long as i can remember
― bomb diggy diggy diggy bomb diggy bomb (jim in vancouver), Monday, 27 March 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link
It's like how people were Stoll looking to Bob Dylan to lead the revolution in 1982
― Mark G, Monday, 27 March 2017 21:45 (seven years ago) link
as ian curtis is in the thread title: imagine what an insufferable bastard he would be if he were alive, considering that when he was in his early 20s he was a tory voter who didn't allow his wife to vote because she supported labour
― bomb diggy diggy diggy bomb diggy bomb (jim in vancouver), Monday, 27 March 2017 22:01 (seven years ago) link
lol i didnt know that, damn
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 01:02 (seven years ago) link
thought this thread was revived re Lydon's Brexit comments
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 01:15 (seven years ago) link