pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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I love Wilderness so much. Fav of 2005 for me, and honestly I may have missed them if not for that review.

Evan, Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes the taste-making that happens comes from a collection of BNM selections when the albums aren't as accessible and strong as an Arcade Fire all by themselves.

Evan, Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

strawman: is metacritic arguably as/more important as a tastemaker than pitchfork?

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

no

J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

do people even read metacritic

J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

Hard to say:

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/metacritic.com#

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/pitchfork.com#

Evan, Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

I use Metacritic for movies; that's about it.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

so basically people go to metacritic to read about video games

J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

What's funny to me is I often see the average score on metacritic practically match pitchfork's exact score.

Evan, Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

I look at Metacritic's music section regularly but mostly as a handy list of recent/upcoming releases.

jaymc, Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

heaven is a place on earth with you

http://bit.ly/oIujXP (markers), Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

Wilderness were the shit, I keep checking their Wiki to see of they have new stuff coming

Derivative? Oh yeah they were but SFW

Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 11 April 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

I've purged my physical music collection tons of times but just don't have the heart to rip/sell the Wilderness CDS

Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

Though even if you did you could buy them all back second hand for maybe $7.

Evan, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

All together.

Evan, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

derivative AND safe for work!

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

AND pitchfork approved! this is like the holy triumvirate

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://web.archive.org/web/20011121175939/pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/h/handsome-boy-modeling-school/so-hows-your-girl.shtml

Old review of the first Handsome Boy Modelling School album. Do you even underground, bro?

Popture, Friday, 12 April 2013 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

haha that was one of the first pf reviews i ever read

some dude, Friday, 12 April 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

In the wake of the fatal car crash that claimed the former Princess of Wales, concerts across a grieving U.K. were cancelled en masse-- including a handful of Primal Scream dates in London, the promoter of which claimed the band were kiboshing “out of a mark of respect for Diana.” This came as news to the band, who issued a reactionary retort claiming, “We wanted to play... We have no respect whatsoever for Diana Spencer or any member of the English Royal Family. We are totally opposed to the monarchy.”

i am being a pedant but just in so many ways this is not a "reactionary retort"

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

it's a retortive reaction

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

that timeline about their political "awakening" seemed a little screwy to me, it glosses over Vanishing Point ("Star", the title track) which foreshadowed XTRMNTR pretty clearly

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

the review did make me a lot more interested in this album than that first video did, I'll give it that

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

lol you dorks still read pitchfork ??

H3LP, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

give 'em H3LL

congo nattefrost (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

can someone explain to this print dinosaur if there is some internet economy / click-based / revenue-driven reason for Advance to NOT have a pause button? it's maddening. ok that might be overstating it a bit.

alpine static, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder if labels insist?

jay-z's ansari (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 May 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

this interview with dude from surfer blood about his domestic battery arrest is not very good

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 10 May 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

oh you didn't hit her? oh ok. you want to talk more about what did happen? no? oh ok. so maybe we should talk to the other person involved instead of just relying on your perspective? no? ok.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 10 May 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

like maybe they just couldn't get the full story, which is fine, but then you don't have to run the story instead of just publishing this mild, vague, spineless thing

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 10 May 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I kinda feel like the interview gives the guy enough rope (although it could stand to link back to the previous PF news item with the police report that disturbingly details what he did that was not 'hitting'). A q&a with an individual, even a controversial one, need not be held to the standards of a reported piece with multiple sources.

seanpennderizer (some dude), Friday, 10 May 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

wow yeah, I just read that. I was wondering why he was being so precise about saying "I never hit anybody" multiple times.

wk, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really see what was wrong with it? except surfer blood is a horrible band regardless of the singer's record.

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 May 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

ha otm

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 10 May 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

i guess some dude is right but the thing just felt pointless and perspectiveless and like there was a big hole in the middle with missing questions and answers

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 10 May 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

Surfer Blood getting desperate for "hits"

Evan, Friday, 10 May 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

can someone explain to this print dinosaur if there is some internet economy / click-based / revenue-driven reason for Advance to NOT have a pause button? it's maddening. ok that might be overstating it a bit.

I wonder if labels insist?

either that or it's something to do with streaming royalty rates. it's more expensive to have a completely on-demand service and less expensive to have "Internet radio" where the listener has more limited control over what's playing.

although since it's obviously set up in collaboration with the record companies I don't know if they pay royalties on that or what.

dmr, Friday, 10 May 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really see what was wrong with it? except surfer blood is a horrible band regardless of the singer's record.

― call all destroyer, Friday, May 10, 2013 4:04 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark

i think the problem with that piece is that even though it tries to stay neutral, by design it works really hard only to engender sympathy for someone who doesn't really need or deserve it (i.e. "did this case make it harder to concentrate on your music?")

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 May 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

i doubt his victim would want to talk about this so that seems like a pipe dream to me and i admire PF's willingness to wade into the fire here because surfer blood is a band everyone could ignore with no consequences but i think it wasn't pushy enough in places and just... sort of a lose-lose proposition

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 May 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

Holy shit, I forgot that Surfer Blood was even a band, let alone this happened. I assumed they were touring in bizarro world with Tapes n Tapes and Clap Your Hands and some other oh-yeah bands.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 May 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

Surfer Blood recently played a cafe here, so I don't know that you're far off

P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 11 May 2013 04:26 (eleven years ago) link

Blood Surfer would have been a much better name

Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

yet another mistake for surfer blood

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Saturday, 11 May 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I never thought I'd see a Remy Shand song show up in the Tracks section on Pitchfork, and yet here we are.
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/15535-where-are-we-going/

Not that there's anything wrong with it, it's just weird.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

nice "angle" you dicks (band and p4k) http://pitchfork.com/features/update/9129-surfer-blood/

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 13 June 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link

You only have to scroll up literally 2 posts to see a lengthy discussion of that article fyi

some dude, Thursday, 13 June 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link

sorry, was posting from a phone and didn't check previous posts.

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 13 June 2013 11:56 (ten years ago) link

thought Paul Thompson wrote a pretty excellent review of the new Surfer Blood, touching on that stuff in the right way:
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/18123-surfer-blood-pythons/

sean gramophone, Thursday, 13 June 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

by "that stuff" I mean an accusation of domestic abuse

sean gramophone, Thursday, 13 June 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link


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