Yeah um he called himself a master of the universe in that clip
― que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
What if Tupac and Biggie had been reincarnated in South and North Korea, respectively?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:58 (thirteen years ago)
*mind blown*
― que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)
What if there was a mountain high enough, a valley low enough and a river wide enough to keep steen from getting to HOOS?
― What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 05:16 (thirteen years ago)
What if George Clinton had given up Funk for Food??
― m0stlyClean, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
what if george clinton had gone into the roofing business
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
what if funk moves but it cannot remove?
― What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:09 (thirteen years ago)
what if I can't turn the greyest sky blueI can't make it rain whenever I want it toI can't make a castle from a single grain of sandI can't make a ship sail on dry land
― What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)
what if charlene had been to herself
― ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 13 April 2013 11:26 (thirteen years ago)
What if it had snowed somewhere in Africa that Christmas
― ok let's all fuck our pants to something new (wins), Saturday, 13 April 2013 12:37 (thirteen years ago)
^^^ can be sung to the tune of Toto's Africa fyi
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
What if Johnny Cash died in a Cadillac in the 50s and Rick Rubin had to make Hank Williams do Danzig covers?
I want my alternate universe Hank Williams Danzig cover.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 13 April 2013 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
Not if it means a Boceaphus version of "Seven Year Ache".
― pplains, Sunday, 14 April 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)
What if Cliff Richard had never invented funk?
― OutdoorFish, Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
what if the beatles had never existed, and mojo had to put something else on all its covers in the 21st century
― ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
i love u guys
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
xp Choking on my tea
― doug watson, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:04 (thirteen years ago)
haha this thread
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)
what if Ice Cube had died in 1996 and Tupac was starring in family-friendly flicks.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)
ha I was going to do one about Jay-z being shot in 97 and Biggie owning a piece of a world-class tennis stadium in brownsville.
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)
What if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass survived and formed a duo?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 19 July 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)
Duo dissolved following cass' devouring karen in drug-induced haze
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)
what if will.i.am were called dennis
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:12 (twelve years ago)
what if cory monteith were born 40 years earlier and kidnapped neil young and went on to form crosby stills nash'n monteith
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)
I reckon it'd be pretty cool if Freddie Mercury was trying to save the badgers tbh
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)
what if Freddie Mercury's biggest secret was that he WAS a badger irl and that's why Brian May has dedicated his life to saving them
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:17 (twelve years ago)
what if Chris Brown is /was a member of The Residents?
― I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)
What if Michael Stipe's name was really Michael Stope?
― kornrulez6969, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)
and what if they kept it instead of giving it away
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)
what if he found his religion but lost his orange crush
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)
what if Vince Neil died instead of the guy from Hanoi Rocks and as a result of the butterfly effect we lived in a utopian society cuz FUCK VINCE NEIL
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:47 (twelve years ago)
What if an accident of birth had placed Obama in Cuba?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:55 (twelve years ago)
one of the funniest thread titles OOT imo
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:05 (twelve years ago)
Imagine if Ian Curtis had died in 1975 and the band found a front man who could actually sing.
― wk, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:28 (twelve years ago)
after he died they went with Barney. this is clearly a group of musicians with a strong preference for frontmen who can't sing.
― tight in the runs (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:33 (twelve years ago)
what if they had went with morrissey
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:37 (twelve years ago)
xp wk,
"whoa whoa whoa"
― Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:41 (twelve years ago)
these young men you fancifully frywith those weights on their shoulders so high
― tight in the runs (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:45 (twelve years ago)
I keep reading the title of this thread as 'Imagine if John Lennon had died in 1980... '
― hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:52 (twelve years ago)
me too actually!
― OutdoorFish, Monday, 22 July 2013 11:21 (twelve years ago)
it's easy if you try.
― pplains, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:53 (twelve years ago)
steven was the good singer but he couldnt sing and play at the same time iirc
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)
that said i love bernard's voice despite its imperfection. i named my cat after him! he has a good voice too.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)
I enjoy hooky's vocals on dreams never end and doubts even here. only ever heard one revenge song though.
― OutdoorFish, Monday, 22 July 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/25/if-germans-won-first-world-war
― ferret is followed! (soref), Friday, 27 December 2013 07:20 (twelve years ago)
^^^worse than a thousand liveblogs of 'carry on dick'
― ferret is followed! (soref), Friday, 27 December 2013 07:25 (twelve years ago)
What if Dr. Dre had died in 1996 and Tupac Shakur was a soon-to-be Apple exec hawking overpriced headphones?
― Lee626, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:37 (twelve years ago)
What if Igor Stravinsky shocked the crowd at the 1913 Newport Folk Festival with his electrified version of "Le Sacre du Printemps"?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:02 (twelve years ago)
What if Beethoven lost his sense of smell instead of hearing?
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:51 (twelve years ago)
irl lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:31 (twelve years ago)