What if you COULD rollerskate in a buffalo herd?
― What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 8 April 2013 12:59 (eleven years ago) link
imagine if malcolm mclaren had never recorded 'duck rock' and neneh cherry couldn't come up with a song
― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
Or if he hadn't done the double dutch? Whip-Smart would have been a much better album.
― OutdoorFish, Monday, 8 April 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
What if Steve Winwood had joined John Oates and they had performed as Barleycorn and Oates?
― K. Rrosé, Monday, 8 April 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
well this thread went south quick
― balls, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
What if it hadnt, and the Hall and Oates thread only had 6 new answers?
― que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 8 April 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
What if Johnny Cash died in a Cadillac in the 50s and Rick Rubin had to make Hank Williams do Danzig covers?
― kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
Oh Jesus
― how's life, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
what if jesus hadn't died and oh whatever
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
what if hitler had grandchildren and kevin hitler had to wank off a pig on 'i'm a celebrity'
― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 April 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
Nice chap isn't he:http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/video/2013/apr/11/john-lydon-australian-tv-video
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:31 (eleven years ago) link
He'd say exactly the same thing to a male TV interviewer.
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:41 (eleven years ago) link
(not watched the vid, just read the (short) story.
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah um he called himself a master of the universe in that clip
― que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
What if Tupac and Biggie had been reincarnated in South and North Korea, respectively?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
*mind blown*
― que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
What if there was a mountain high enough, a valley low enough and a river wide enough to keep steen from getting to HOOS?
― What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
What if George Clinton had given up Funk for Food??
― m0stlyClean, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
what if george clinton had gone into the roofing business
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
what if funk moves but it cannot remove?
― What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
what if I can't turn the greyest sky blueI can't make it rain whenever I want it toI can't make a castle from a single grain of sandI can't make a ship sail on dry land
― What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
what if charlene had been to herself
― ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 13 April 2013 11:26 (eleven years ago) link
What if it had snowed somewhere in Africa that Christmas
― ok let's all fuck our pants to something new (wins), Saturday, 13 April 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ can be sung to the tune of Toto's Africa fyi
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
I want my alternate universe Hank Williams Danzig cover.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 13 April 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
Not if it means a Boceaphus version of "Seven Year Ache".
― pplains, Sunday, 14 April 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
What if Cliff Richard had never invented funk?
― OutdoorFish, Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
what if the beatles had never existed, and mojo had to put something else on all its covers in the 21st century
― ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
i love u guys
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
xp Choking on my tea
― doug watson, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
haha this thread
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
what if Ice Cube had died in 1996 and Tupac was starring in family-friendly flicks.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
ha I was going to do one about Jay-z being shot in 97 and Biggie owning a piece of a world-class tennis stadium in brownsville.
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
What if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass survived and formed a duo?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 19 July 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
Duo dissolved following cass' devouring karen in drug-induced haze
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
what if will.i.am were called dennis
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link
what if cory monteith were born 40 years earlier and kidnapped neil young and went on to form crosby stills nash'n monteith
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
I reckon it'd be pretty cool if Freddie Mercury was trying to save the badgers tbh
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
what if Freddie Mercury's biggest secret was that he WAS a badger irl and that's why Brian May has dedicated his life to saving them
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link
what if Chris Brown is /was a member of The Residents?
― I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
What if Michael Stipe's name was really Michael Stope?
― kornrulez6969, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
and what if they kept it instead of giving it away
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
what if he found his religion but lost his orange crush
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
what if Vince Neil died instead of the guy from Hanoi Rocks and as a result of the butterfly effect we lived in a utopian society cuz FUCK VINCE NEIL
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:47 (ten years ago) link
What if an accident of birth had placed Obama in Cuba?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link
one of the funniest thread titles OOT imo
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
Imagine if Ian Curtis had died in 1975 and the band found a front man who could actually sing.
― wk, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link
after he died they went with Barney. this is clearly a group of musicians with a strong preference for frontmen who can't sing.
― tight in the runs (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
what if they had went with morrissey
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link