Imagine if John Lydon had died in 1980 and Ian Curtis was making adverts for Country Life butter

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Would have still created legal problems for Anal Cunt

'Separate Lives', by Phil Collins & Marilyn Manson (PaulTMA), Sunday, 7 April 2013 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

Xp I was gonna do that one but thought it would be ill-received

My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

lol why the picture of Andre Agassi?

― OutdoorFish, Sunday, April 7, 2013 3:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's trey parker

― how's life, Sunday, April 7, 2013 5:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(just for clarification.)

http://data.whicdn.com/images/46095771/Kurt_Cobain__311996a_thumb.jpg http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2379385.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 7 April 2013 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

Although mine was "what if clapton fell out the window & his son started complaining about 'wogs'" xp

My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

what if god was one of us

paolo, Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

The one of us would be God.

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Sunday, 7 April 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

what are the theological ramifications in sb'ing the almighty

mister borges (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

what if Ken Thompson had spelt creat with an e?

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 April 2013 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

(Also theological concerns already addressed succinctly by da croupier up thread )

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 April 2013 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

Lol I was totally thinking about the Hendrix/Clapton/Old Moccasin one

que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 7 April 2013 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

What if love, anyway?

Mark G, Monday, 8 April 2013 10:27 (thirteen years ago)

what if the corner hotel never existed and prince's album was called '3066'

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 April 2013 10:38 (thirteen years ago)

What if you could check out any time you like, and they called you a cab too?

Mark G, Monday, 8 April 2013 10:46 (thirteen years ago)

What if you COULD rollerskate in a buffalo herd?

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 8 April 2013 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

imagine if malcolm mclaren had never recorded 'duck rock' and neneh cherry couldn't come up with a song

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:00 (thirteen years ago)

Or if he hadn't done the double dutch? Whip-Smart would have been a much better album.

OutdoorFish, Monday, 8 April 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

What if Steve Winwood had joined John Oates and they had performed as Barleycorn and Oates?

K. Rrosé, Monday, 8 April 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

well this thread went south quick

balls, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

What if it hadnt, and the Hall and Oates thread only had 6 new answers?

que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 8 April 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

What if Johnny Cash died in a Cadillac in the 50s and Rick Rubin had to make Hank Williams do Danzig covers?

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

Oh Jesus

how's life, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

what if jesus hadn't died and oh whatever

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

what if hitler had grandchildren and kevin hitler had to wank off a pig on 'i'm a celebrity'

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 April 2013 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

Nice chap isn't he:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/video/2013/apr/11/john-lydon-australian-tv-video

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:31 (thirteen years ago)

He'd say exactly the same thing to a male TV interviewer.

Mark G, Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:41 (thirteen years ago)

(not watched the vid, just read the (short) story.

Mark G, Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah um he called himself a master of the universe in that clip

que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

What if Tupac and Biggie had been reincarnated in South and North Korea, respectively?

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

*mind blown*

que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

What if there was a mountain high enough, a valley low enough and a river wide enough to keep steen from getting to HOOS?

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 05:16 (thirteen years ago)

What if George Clinton had given up Funk for Food??

m0stlyClean, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

what if george clinton had gone into the roofing business

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

what if funk moves but it cannot remove?

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

what if I can't turn the greyest sky blue
I can't make it rain whenever I want it to
I can't make a castle from a single grain of sand
I can't make a ship sail on dry land

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

what if charlene had been to herself

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 13 April 2013 11:26 (thirteen years ago)

What if it had snowed somewhere in Africa that Christmas

ok let's all fuck our pants to something new (wins), Saturday, 13 April 2013 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

^^^ can be sung to the tune of Toto's Africa fyi

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

What if Johnny Cash died in a Cadillac in the 50s and Rick Rubin had to make Hank Williams do Danzig covers?

I want my alternate universe Hank Williams Danzig cover.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 13 April 2013 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

Not if it means a Boceaphus version of "Seven Year Ache".

pplains, Sunday, 14 April 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

What if Cliff Richard had never invented funk?

OutdoorFish, Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

what if the beatles had never existed, and mojo had to put something else on all its covers in the 21st century

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

i love u guys

purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

xp Choking on my tea

doug watson, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:04 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

haha this thread

Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)

what if Ice Cube had died in 1996 and Tupac was starring in family-friendly flicks.

Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

ha I was going to do one about Jay-z being shot in 97 and Biggie owning a piece of a world-class tennis stadium in brownsville.

Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)

What if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass survived and formed a duo?

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 19 July 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)

Duo dissolved following cass' devouring karen in drug-induced haze

the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)

what if will.i.am were called dennis

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:12 (twelve years ago)


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