Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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Well it's one for the Momus
Two for dayo
Three to get gr8080
Now go, stet, go
But don't you
Drive on my blue steen HOOS
Well you can do any zing
But don't drive on my blue steen HOOS

― What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 April 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

they call alabama the crimson tide
call me deacon HOOS

― pea hen (clouds), Sunday, 7 April 2013 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

If not for HOOS
The winter would hold no spring
Couldn't even drive a steen
I'd be sad and blue
If not for HOOS

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

Whispers at the bus stop
(I heard about) nights out in the school yard
I found out about HOOOOS

― Here's to Shooting Up (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 14:37 (twelve years ago)

Anna
You come and ask me, girl
To drive your steen, girl
You say he loves you more than me
So I will set you free
Go to HOOS

― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND MAKE YOU REALIZE

HOOS

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 24 August 2013 03:14 (twelve years ago)

All the some dudes
Carey the HOOS

― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:07 (twelve years ago)

(Note that Whiney had the first part as screen name at one point)

― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:07 (twelve years ago)

All I want is the HOOS now
Just gimme some HOOS

― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)

Thought that was gonna be:

All the some dudes are
Dressing like HOOSiers

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)

(But there's steening I should drive you.)

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)

'Cause each time I feel it slipping away
It just makes steens wanna drive
What's so funny 'bout HOOS, love and understanding?

― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:35 (twelve years ago)

(Can you guess what I am listening to?)

― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:35 (twelve years ago)

HOOS
I would
Die for
HOOS

― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 August 2013 20:16 (twelve years ago)

I never knew
What I could be
What I could do
Then, we were HOOS

― timellison, Thursday, 29 August 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)

Don't you know that I'm still in love with HOOS

― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)

Bell Bottom HOOS
You make me drive
I don't wanna HOOS this steening

― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:06 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

I remember finding out about HOOS
Every day my mind steendrives around HOOS

― Gallucci Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:46 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

But
The HOOS
Is way above zings

― Into The Disco Mystic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 November 2013 06:28 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

You can put me out
On the street
Put me out
With no HOOS on the steen

― The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:05 (twelve years ago)

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance.
No place to be ending but somewhere to start
No need to ask

He's a HOOS operator,
HOOS operator

― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:19 (twelve years ago)

As he rises to her apology,
anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
But what a HOOS believes
He steens
No white man has the privilege
to mansplain away

― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:21 (twelve years ago)

lol

― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:26 (twelve years ago)

almost every line in the 1st verse of eminem's monster contains a rhyme that can be subbed out for HOOSteen

― wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:36 (twelve years ago)

I wanted the fame, but not the cover of HOOSteen
Oh well, guess beggars can't be HOOSteen
Wanted to receive attention for my HOOSteen
Wanted to be left alone in public excHOOSteen
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated when I HOOSteen
But it was confHOOSteen, cause all I wanted to HOOSteen
The HOOSteen of HOOSteen
AbHOOSteen, used it as a tool when HOOSteen
Hit the lottery, HOOSteen
But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet
It was like winning a HOOSteen
Ironic cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink
I'm beginning to HOOSteen
One sheep, HOOSteen
Going coo-coo and kooky as HOOSteen
But I'm actually weirder than you think

― wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:37 (twelve years ago)

actual lols

― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)

excellent

struggling to get it all the way to ''yodalodaley-hee-HOOS''

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:50 (twelve years ago)

I got holes in both of my shoes
I'm a walking case of bad news
I saw a ten pound note yesterday
But the wind just blew it away
Goin' back to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen

― indifferent strokes (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:07 (twelve years ago)

If you feel blue
Look through HOOS HOOS
Teh pinefox, Ned and s1ocki
Drive the steensky

― The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 13 February 2014 20:03 (twelve years ago)

HOOS knocking
on the waaaaaalll *theremin flare*

― Stupor Fly, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:54 (twelve years ago)

HOOS lost his jewels, when he came up pearls
they took his manhoo-oood
HOOS lost his jewels when he drove a steen
Moved out to West Hollywoo-ood

― Stupor Fly, Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:40 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

I can't HOOS
With the steen I use

― tl;dr5-49 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:27 (twelve years ago)

As I carried you to your grave, my arms your HOOS
You steened before me defenseless

― fela blecch (unregistered), Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:33 (twelve years ago)

I feel a HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
(I feel a) HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
Cotton candy steen as gold
Lemme see that tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
...
To the left to the left
to the right to the right
to the front to the front
to the back to the back
now drive, drive, drive
now drive, drive, drive

― ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 April 2014 02:47 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Throwaway lines often zing HOOS

― Bo Diddley Is A Threadkiller (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:57 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
I was the third brother of five
Doing what I had to do to steendrive

RIP, Bobby

― Riot In #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 29 June 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

true

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 June 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

Way too obvious but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nIHZ-0kS4

― 龜, Monday, 7 July 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

Working on the night HOOS
Front page, steendriving news

― Albiceleste Square Mall (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

All my sorrow
All my HOOS

― That's His Grandmother Doug On Bass (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 12:52 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

But however much I HOOS
There ain't no way grout

― Santiniketan Go Straight To The Ghat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

There's a kind of HOOS
All over the world tonight

― Zings for a Tailor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 October 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ASnA4EJksU

― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Thursday, 11 December 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

wow

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:43 (eleven years ago)

I'm crying
HOOS gr8080 gr8080

― Murdstone From The Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 December 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFdd2g7sCQ

Since he died I lost my will to ride
It's 'neath the surface
With my shame and my pride
Someday it will explode
Explode in the sky
All the way to the top of Steens Mountain

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:07 (eleven years ago)

^actual lyric. I'm thinking maybe I spend too much time on ilx.

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:08 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

― Faron Young Folks (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)

All we have to HOOS
Is take these lies and make them truth

― ... (Eazy), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:47 (eleven years ago)

Why you gotta steen so HOOS?

― Never Mind The Blecchs, Here's The James Redd Orche (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:17 (ten years ago)

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