Imagine if John Lydon had died in 1980 and Ian Curtis was making adverts for Country Life butter

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What if Skee Lo had been like 6'9"? Would his life have been significantly different or was he just using his height as an excuse to cover for other shortcomings? Would Leoshi have been more interested?

Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 April 2013 06:47 (thirteen years ago)

lol why the picture of Andre Agassi?

OutdoorFish, Sunday, 7 April 2013 08:39 (thirteen years ago)

that's trey parker

how's life, Sunday, 7 April 2013 10:26 (thirteen years ago)

Gotta admit he had too much Brian Harvey about him to be Andre

OutdoorFish, Sunday, 7 April 2013 11:19 (thirteen years ago)

Imagine if Peter Hook had died in 1980 and Ian Curtis was touring an a cappella version of 'Unknown Pleasures'.

Hurry Up, Tell 'Em They're Dreaming (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 April 2013 11:48 (thirteen years ago)

I expect I Remember Nothing with fingerclicks would have gone a treat.

OutdoorFish, Sunday, 7 April 2013 11:56 (thirteen years ago)

if the wind were colors, and if the air could speak

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 7 April 2013 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

Imagine if Marty McFly had died in 1956 and Biff had invented Rock and Roll?

Hurry Up, Tell 'Em They're Dreaming (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 April 2013 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

Imagine if Nicky Wire died choking on a banana in 1995 and Richey Edwards dressed up as a tomato for charity?

Hurry Up, Tell 'Em They're Dreaming (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 April 2013 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

What if Eric Clapton had died in 1970 and Jimi Hendrix had a CD at Starbucks called Old Electric Ladysock?

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Sunday, 7 April 2013 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW6jgLa63VA

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 April 2013 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

What if they were 4 blondes

My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

what if Eric Clapton had fallen out of the window instead of his son

no more tears in heaven

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 April 2013 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

Would have still created legal problems for Anal Cunt

'Separate Lives', by Phil Collins & Marilyn Manson (PaulTMA), Sunday, 7 April 2013 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

Xp I was gonna do that one but thought it would be ill-received

My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

lol why the picture of Andre Agassi?

― OutdoorFish, Sunday, April 7, 2013 3:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's trey parker

― how's life, Sunday, April 7, 2013 5:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(just for clarification.)

http://data.whicdn.com/images/46095771/Kurt_Cobain__311996a_thumb.jpg http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2379385.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 7 April 2013 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

Although mine was "what if clapton fell out the window & his son started complaining about 'wogs'" xp

My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

what if god was one of us

paolo, Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

The one of us would be God.

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Sunday, 7 April 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

what are the theological ramifications in sb'ing the almighty

mister borges (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

what if Ken Thompson had spelt creat with an e?

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 April 2013 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

(Also theological concerns already addressed succinctly by da croupier up thread )

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 April 2013 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

Lol I was totally thinking about the Hendrix/Clapton/Old Moccasin one

que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 7 April 2013 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

What if love, anyway?

Mark G, Monday, 8 April 2013 10:27 (thirteen years ago)

what if the corner hotel never existed and prince's album was called '3066'

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 April 2013 10:38 (thirteen years ago)

What if you could check out any time you like, and they called you a cab too?

Mark G, Monday, 8 April 2013 10:46 (thirteen years ago)

What if you COULD rollerskate in a buffalo herd?

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 8 April 2013 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

imagine if malcolm mclaren had never recorded 'duck rock' and neneh cherry couldn't come up with a song

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:00 (thirteen years ago)

Or if he hadn't done the double dutch? Whip-Smart would have been a much better album.

OutdoorFish, Monday, 8 April 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

What if Steve Winwood had joined John Oates and they had performed as Barleycorn and Oates?

K. Rrosé, Monday, 8 April 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

well this thread went south quick

balls, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

What if it hadnt, and the Hall and Oates thread only had 6 new answers?

que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 8 April 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

What if Johnny Cash died in a Cadillac in the 50s and Rick Rubin had to make Hank Williams do Danzig covers?

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

Oh Jesus

how's life, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

what if jesus hadn't died and oh whatever

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

what if hitler had grandchildren and kevin hitler had to wank off a pig on 'i'm a celebrity'

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 April 2013 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

Nice chap isn't he:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/video/2013/apr/11/john-lydon-australian-tv-video

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:31 (thirteen years ago)

He'd say exactly the same thing to a male TV interviewer.

Mark G, Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:41 (thirteen years ago)

(not watched the vid, just read the (short) story.

Mark G, Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah um he called himself a master of the universe in that clip

que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

What if Tupac and Biggie had been reincarnated in South and North Korea, respectively?

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

*mind blown*

que sera sriracha (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

What if there was a mountain high enough, a valley low enough and a river wide enough to keep steen from getting to HOOS?

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 05:16 (thirteen years ago)

What if George Clinton had given up Funk for Food??

m0stlyClean, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

what if george clinton had gone into the roofing business

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

what if funk moves but it cannot remove?

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

what if I can't turn the greyest sky blue
I can't make it rain whenever I want it to
I can't make a castle from a single grain of sand
I can't make a ship sail on dry land

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

what if charlene had been to herself

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 13 April 2013 11:26 (thirteen years ago)

What if it had snowed somewhere in Africa that Christmas

ok let's all fuck our pants to something new (wins), Saturday, 13 April 2013 12:37 (thirteen years ago)


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