Imagine if John Lydon had died in 1980 and Ian Curtis was making adverts for Country Life butter

Imagine if Chris Cornell had died in 1994 and Kurt Cobain had sung the theme tune for Casino Royale.

what if Little Steven couldn't wait to play Sun City

What if Nick Cave ate a cheeseburger, like, yesterday?

What if we had psychedelic ketchup?

what if Tim Yuro were still alive?

Aw, still miss hearing from that guy.

What if Zac de la Rocha set himself on fire and a Buddhist monk was the front man for Rage Against the Machine?

in two years this thread will become a series of links to news articles about disappointing sellouts

What if Snoop and Nas were killed in the 90s and Pac was making terrible reggae and Biggie was divorced from Kelis?

what if Tim Yuro were still alive?

― m0stlyClean, Saturday, April 6, 2013 9:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aw, still miss hearing from that guy.

― pplains, Saturday, April 6, 2013 9:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still miss seeing that guy ;_;

He was a good guy and an ideal poster.

yup

S-S-S-Superstar

(Grouper)

What if Kenny Rogers had fallen in love with a dreamer

what if he performed 'islands in the stream' with patti smith

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

what if Dolly Parton married Fred Sonic Smith

what if fred sonic smith married knuckles the echidna

What if they didn't have to move those refrigerators?

what if they built this city on brostep

O_O

What if Lol had kicked Robert Smith out the band in 1989 and went on to record 5 albums under the name "The Cure"

Including the famous album The Cure- Squeeze.

What if Kurt Cobain had quit Nirvana and gone on to make South Park cartoons?

http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2379385.jpg

Imagine no PiL sessions... I wonder if you can

What if Mark Walberg had a successful career as a pop star and actor and Mark Wahlberg hosted Antiques Roadshow?

What if Skee Lo had been like 6'9"? Would his life have been significantly different or was he just using his height as an excuse to cover for other shortcomings? Would Leoshi have been more interested?

lol why the picture of Andre Agassi?

that's trey parker

Gotta admit he had too much Brian Harvey about him to be Andre

Imagine if Peter Hook had died in 1980 and Ian Curtis was touring an a cappella version of 'Unknown Pleasures'.

I expect I Remember Nothing with fingerclicks would have gone a treat.

if the wind were colors, and if the air could speak

Imagine if Marty McFly had died in 1956 and Biff had invented Rock and Roll?

Imagine if Nicky Wire died choking on a banana in 1995 and Richey Edwards dressed up as a tomato for charity?

What if Eric Clapton had died in 1970 and Jimi Hendrix had a CD at Starbucks called Old Electric Ladysock?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW6jgLa63VA

What if they were 4 blondes

what if Eric Clapton had fallen out of the window instead of his son

no more tears in heaven

Would have still created legal problems for Anal Cunt

Xp I was gonna do that one but thought it would be ill-received

lol why the picture of Andre Agassi?

― OutdoorFish, Sunday, April 7, 2013 3:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's trey parker

― how's life, Sunday, April 7, 2013 5:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(just for clarification.)

http://data.whicdn.com/images/46095771/Kurt_Cobain__311996a_thumb.jpg http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2379385.jpg

Although mine was "what if clapton fell out the window & his son started complaining about 'wogs'" xp

what if god was one of us

The one of us would be God.

what are the theological ramifications in sb'ing the almighty

what if Ken Thompson had spelt creat with an e?

(Also theological concerns already addressed succinctly by da croupier up thread )

Lol I was totally thinking about the Hendrix/Clapton/Old Moccasin one

Not all of them get to spend their entire adult lives wiping the arse of a friend who ended up famous.

On another note, I've only seen Lydon in-person once (in 2018 at PIL's Brooklyn stop), and I was surprised by how sheepish he seemed to be when he wasn't on and the music wasn't playing. During a song, it all melted away, and it was still like daggers when he flashed that famous stare directly at you, but outside of that, he seemed like a polite, harmless and insecure guy. I hadn't seen a picture of him in a while so I thought maybe it was because he had put on so much weight. (He seems to have lost a bit of it now.)

Kaleidoscopic culture critic Chuck Klosterman rewrites the history of reality, built off a question that has never been asked or (in all likelihood) even considered: What if Phillip K. Dick’s The Man in the High Castle was actually about rock music?

The Velvet Underground & Nico was released in the spring of 1967. For decades, the cliche has been that it initially only sold 10,000 copies, though everyone who bought it supposedly started a band. It is the definition of a record whose influence outstrips its mass popularity. But what if the opposite had transpired? What if instead of selling 10,000 copies, it had sold … 10 million copies? What if it had sold 100 million copies? What would have happened if the Velvet Underground had inexplicably become the biggest group in the history of popular music, and everything about the rest of the 20th century was merely a footnote to that phenomenon? Whatever answer you imagine is an infinitesimal splinter, at least when compared to Rock*.

Chuck Klosterman has generated a fictitious universe where almost everything is different, except for the songs. The songs remain the same—the difference is how they are heard and what they now mean. Lou Reed is a messiah, reversing the monoculture and dictating the outcome of presidential elections. The Beatles disappear, though they never break up. The Rolling Stones collapse while Led Zeppelin goes bankrupt. Punk rock fills stadiums, undermined only by insouciant radicals like Boston and Van Halen. Disco is destroyed. Hip-hop becomes country. The 1980s are defined by disposable pop icons (like G.G. Allin) and Christian revivalists (like Madonna). Lenny Kravitz lets love rule, Oasis collides with a wonderwall, and the terrorist attacks of 9/11 are somehow blamed on the Strokes.

Presented like The Rolling Stone History of Rock & Roll if written by Jorge Luis Borges and Patrick Bateman, Rock* intermixes satiric contrarianism and Spinal Tap-ish absurdity with darker theories about what makes art popular, how success delineates perception, and the inescapable consensus of subjective history. It is not, nor does it claim to be, the greatest book ever written about rock and roll. But it’s probably the last one that ever needs to be written.

https://www.fantasticfiction.com/k/chuck-klosterman/rock.htm

Really makes you think

Wait what?

Bring the jubilee!

FWIW both PiL and the Sex Pistols w/o Rotten are playing Riot Fest. We'll see if they actually cross paths, but they could be booked on different days.