Don't go for second best, baby. Put your ILM ARTIST POLL #31: MADONNA to the test.

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I didn't vote for this... worse than Lucky Star, Burning Up, Holiday, Physical Attraction, and maybe even Everybody. I hate the way she doesn't quite get to the note in "Best of me" and the backing vocals in "keep on pushing my love over the Borderline". Top 30 track but not top 5.

skip, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

i think i singlehandedly kept like a prayer out of the top 5. i only voted to vote live to tell #1. if my math is correct.

scott seward, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

if I hadn't been a fuckin idiot I would have knocked "Like A Prayer" off my ballot & put "Into The Groove" somewhere in the top 5. I demand a re-poll.

C: (crüt), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

xp Was the rest of your ballot American Life and Hard Candy?

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

I think the little bloop-bloop-bleep-bleep riff on "Borderline" is one of the most evocative bits of sound in '80s pop. You can play just that bit anytime, anywhere and conjure a whole era.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

^^^^^ otm otm otm

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

Poor Hard Candy and MDNA, wonder what the highest ranked tracks from those albums was.

skip, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

I would assume "4 Minutes" and "Gang Bang"

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

i love how madonna quotes literature all over bedtime stories, the whole album is like an extended discourse on the power of words (whether secrets or lines or sentences or taboo etc.)

it's like she took the spoken word bit on "words" and ran with a whole album on it

prolego, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

You'll be eating crow when 4 Minutes wins this.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

I only 'Borderline' had a better beat. Love everything else about it though.

ArchCarrier, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

If

ArchCarrier, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

okay what the FUCK is going on here

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

:)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

you're late.

scott seward, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

Borderline more like Boredomline

*hi five*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

I am so late I'm not even gonna lay out all my ~thoughts~ about the results so far because what's the use *cries*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

where the hell is Bad Girl

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

#22

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

oh right

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

I voted for "Gang Bang." Nothing from Hard Candy tho.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

"borderline" is fantastic fuiud

C: (crüt), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

as I said on the voting thread, the only negative thing I have to say about "Borderline" is that it is a fantastic song surrounded by even more fantastic songs

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fp9Gmbl.jpg

03. "DEEPER AND DEEPER" from Erotica (1992) [42 votes, 1,110 points, 8 first place votes]

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

eight

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

I mean

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

Borderline is one of my all-time fav songs. Everything about it - not just the riff, but the cuteness of the singing, the beat, the video - conjures up that era for me and hits my nostalgia factors hard. I dunno why I have it for that song and not several other songs of the era, but I have always had a thing for bittersweet songs. Those descending notes at the end of the verse are amazing.

Vinnie, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

at last.

So: The Answers (or something), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

I don't understand what's happening

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

man I am really regretting not putting "Borderline" on my ballot right about now

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

TOO LOW

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

Deeper and Deeper is a nice song. Borderline is a nice song. But I would never have thought they were top 10. Clearly I am not as heavily medicated as some of you.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

the thing with "deeper and deeper" is that it's "like a prayer" and "vogue" at the same damn time with EXTRA FLAMENCO DROP

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

the flamenco drop is p sweet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

like a vogue

vogue a prayer

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

Live to Tell was my #1. I can't imagine listening to it and being let down that the lyrics aren't specific enough. Love the little chatty guitar line in the intro and the "If I ran away" bit is my favourite moment in her whole catalogue.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

lex otfm

prolego, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

And Deeper & Deeper makes Vogue redundant - a natural embrace of house music rather than a gimmicky one.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

I like her performance of Live To Tell, but the vagueness of the whole thing irrationally bothers me *ducks*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

if the synth horns in "Deeper and Deeper" didn't sound so terrible I would have fonder thoughts of it

in fact, if any of the synth sounds sounded like they belonged together or complimented each other, I would have fonder thoughts of the song, but as it stands it basically sounds like Shep Pettibone stuck a microphone up his ass and then Madonna sang some lyrics into it

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

Veg, you have to believe M's vocal if "Live to Tell" is gonna work at all.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

xpost bonus foldout edition of SEX

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

as it stands it basically sounds like Shep Pettibone stuck a microphone up his ass and then Madonna sang some lyrics into it

aren't you confusing Pettibone with Timbaland?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

I went for D&D as my no.1. It could equally've been Groove or Justify but I went with what I felt at the moment of submission. The voting thread convinced me tbh. I don't love it like the other two, but lord is it an impressive record. Epic like Citizen Kane.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

Over on the Springsteen thread, I said that unlike with Bruce (where I really didn't know what to expect), the Madonna #1 seemed obvious to me. What I meant by that was that I couldn't imagine anything but "Into the Groove" at the top, because it has always seemed like the ur-Madonna song to me, the standard she bears, the mission statement.

So now, of course, I'm worried that it will be #2...

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

xp Nah, beginning "I have a tale to tell" and then flipping it with "Hope I live to tell/The secret I have learned, till then/It will burn inside of me" is inspired - like she can't quite muster the courage to go ahead and say it.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

The only song that Deeper and Deeper is better than in the top 20 is Beautiful Stranger, imo. And that's only a maybe.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

xposts to Alfred: it's not that I don't believe it. I love the emotion of it. There's just something about 'ooh a thing that happened what is it a mystery* in the lyrics that makes me rmde. I used to make up stories for it, like she pooped in her parents bed or something

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

ooh yeah that reminds me Beautiful Strangers is SO DUMB

the way she sings that 'YAWR AVRYWHARE AYE GOOOOOO' drives me up the fucking wall

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:21 (thirteen years ago)


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