Don't go for second best, baby. Put your ILM ARTIST POLL #31: MADONNA to the test.

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"Deeper and Deeper" is massively overrated

I think we've found your blind spot.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

Considering how many of my rooting interests are falling short, you can at least throw me this one bone, bud.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

repeating myself in a way but: vocal on "live to tell" is exquisite, vocal on "oh father" is just terrible murder

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

basically my default position about 80% of the time is "fuck Shep Pettibone"

Solid credo! I agree (though I do prefer the single version of "Express Yourself" to its album counterpart).

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

What the hell is "Introspective"?

how's life, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

pet shop boys record

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

Pet Shop Boys album.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

ayyyy

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

o_O

So: The Answers (or something), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

a mostly terrible Pet Shop Boys album

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

along came DJP to take a shit on the golden era when pop songs boasted house inflections.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

i prefer "oh father" to "live to tell" as well - "oh father" is pretty fucking raw tbh

whereas the thing with "live to tell" is that as grandiose as it is, as admirable as it is, there's a kind of vagueness at its heart - these BIG sentiments kind of get handwaved around and it doesn't feel specific

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

it is beautiful and you are a monster

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

well she never tells the tale! That is its mystery and genius.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

*listens to "live to tell" 100 times today, receives its power*

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

it's vague like people are vague. xp.

So: The Answers (or something), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

I am increasingly hopeful that my #1 will be the actual #1.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

"love tried to welcome me" is better than "live to tell"

and hardly anyone voted for it :(

prolego, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

The second in our "agreeing with Rolling Stone readers/voters" disgrace...

http://i.imgur.com/hFwyU9S.jpg

04. "BORDERLINE" from Madonna (1983) [33 votes, 1,009 points, 7 first place votes]

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

"Borderline" is my least favorite of the first album singles *straightens back proudly*

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

I just realized I somehow forgot to include "Into The Groove" on my ballot??? plz mentally adjust its point value accordingly.

C: (crüt), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

"love tried to welcome me" is better than "live to tell"

and hardly anyone voted for it :(

― prolego, Monday, March 11, 2013 7:55 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it is, and i did!!!

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

yessss

this top 3. THIS MOTHERFUCKING TOP 3

best top 3 in any rate ever

prolego, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

Alfred otm

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

i like "borderline" fine but it can fuck off out of the top 10 let alone top 4

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

aw man my number 2

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

"love tried to welcome me" is better than "live to tell"

and hardly anyone voted for it :(

― prolego, Monday, March 11, 2013 7:55 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it is, and i did!!!

― r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Monday, March 11, 2013 7:56 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:D

my heart is not a lonely hunter voter then

prolego, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

you people have carpet on your hearts

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

'Oh Father': better instrumentation, better kids choir, better lyrics, fewer synths, MUCH better video.

Will listen to 'Love tried...' now.

ArchCarrier, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

"love tried to welcome me, but my soul drew back" is a far more affecting sentiment than anything in "live to tell"

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

idng how this is better than Lucky Star or Holiday or Burning Up or Everybody...okay, it might be better than Everybody.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

fewer synths is a good thing?

So: The Answers (or something), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

"Borderline" is my second favorite from S/T. Which doesn't mean I want it in the top 10 or 20, but still, better that than "Holiday" or "Burning Up."

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

i think my friend dan voted in this bc we had a conversation before ballots were due and he talked about how hard the early jellybean madonna songs are to perform at karaoke, especially "borderline"

very much a time, a place, the status of a particular voice. i always get ridiculously happy when i hear it. the chorus is so simple but its drama is incredible

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

"love tried to welcome me, but my soul drew back" is a far more affecting sentiment than anything in "live to tell"

when George Herbert wrote it.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, it has a little bit of an easy listening vibe now like a lot of '80s Madonna straight-up pop. But it's cute.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

i always mentally linked 'borderline' and 'lucky star' and loved them both as much. but i now know 'lucky star' is better

So: The Answers (or something), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

"love tried to welcome me, but my soul drew back" is a far more affecting sentiment than anything in "live to tell"

well, George Herbert is a better wordsmith than Madonna so I'm not particularly surprised you would think that

lol xp with Alfred

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

Madonna should put those voice lessons to work and record the solo sections of "Five Mystical Songs"

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, it has a little bit of an easy listening vibe now like a lot of '80s Madonna straight-up pop. But it's cute.

i love that vibe! it sounds so alien from everything else when i put it on a jukebox!

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't vote for this... worse than Lucky Star, Burning Up, Holiday, Physical Attraction, and maybe even Everybody. I hate the way she doesn't quite get to the note in "Best of me" and the backing vocals in "keep on pushing my love over the Borderline". Top 30 track but not top 5.

skip, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

i think i singlehandedly kept like a prayer out of the top 5. i only voted to vote live to tell #1. if my math is correct.

scott seward, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

if I hadn't been a fuckin idiot I would have knocked "Like A Prayer" off my ballot & put "Into The Groove" somewhere in the top 5. I demand a re-poll.

C: (crüt), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

xp Was the rest of your ballot American Life and Hard Candy?

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

I think the little bloop-bloop-bleep-bleep riff on "Borderline" is one of the most evocative bits of sound in '80s pop. You can play just that bit anytime, anywhere and conjure a whole era.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

^^^^^ otm otm otm

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

Poor Hard Candy and MDNA, wonder what the highest ranked tracks from those albums was.

skip, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

I would assume "4 Minutes" and "Gang Bang"

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 11 March 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

i love how madonna quotes literature all over bedtime stories, the whole album is like an extended discourse on the power of words (whether secrets or lines or sentences or taboo etc.)

it's like she took the spoken word bit on "words" and ran with a whole album on it

prolego, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

You'll be eating crow when 4 Minutes wins this.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)


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