OLD SOCK VS. FORK IN THE ROAD: Which Album Cover Has The Most IDGAF Old Dude Swag

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xogiUUMy_RU

i apologize if it's already been acknowledged but neil's cover is a screencap from the title track's video, in which he plugs headphones into an apple and shakes it at us while lip syncing.

Neil by a mile.

da croupier, Saturday, 9 March 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like this cover is just more of Clapton wishing he was as cool as JJ Cale

brimstead, Saturday, 9 March 2013 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

Clapton's cover just looks like an old rich dude that wants to make a point to the folks that have picked up the album that he is rich, and you aren't.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 9 March 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

I GOT A HAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY = Clapton

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.thewaxfactor.com/images/Ry-Cooder-Paradise-And-Lunc-334267.jpg

da croupier, Saturday, 9 March 2013 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like the older generation is taking a "well the kids obviously aren't even trying anymore so why should we" stand with these moronic album covers

sleepingbag, Saturday, 9 March 2013 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

Old Sock is a great title. Looks like he's on a vast expanse of private property.

your fretless ways (Eazy), Saturday, 9 March 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

Still the ultimate Old Man Swag album cover

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/CloudNineCover.jpg

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Sunday, 10 March 2013 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

o.t. original troppo

balls, Sunday, 10 March 2013 02:29 (thirteen years ago)

wow @ george harrison

Lucky Money BUddha (Matt P), Sunday, 10 March 2013 03:53 (thirteen years ago)

so so swag

brimstead, Sunday, 10 March 2013 04:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/019/216/0001921624_500.jpg

earlnash, Sunday, 10 March 2013 06:34 (thirteen years ago)

the clapton cover is easily the more "I straight do not give a fuck how this looks" in every way - Neil's goin' for something, knows what it is, gets it. Clapton has reached a point of not caring. Neil's is old dude IDGAF swagger. Clapton's is an old dude who does not give a fuck.

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

that said, yes, "old sock" is a truly incredible album title choice and taken together with that cover should be respected

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:43 (thirteen years ago)

Streaming ~exclusively~ at the Wall Street Journal:

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/03/05/exclusive-hear-eric-claptons-new-album-old-sock-first/?mod=WSJBlog

your fretless ways (Eazy), Sunday, 10 March 2013 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

Old Sock more like Old Cock, aren't I right?

Nilmar Garciaparra (Leee), Sunday, 10 March 2013 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

more like bold rock, this album slays

balls, Sunday, 10 March 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 31 March 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, he could've gone for Old Times, Old Blues, Old Way, Old Man, Old Guitar, Old Blvd., etc., and everyone from Starbucks on up would've been satisfied. But no. He's rattling that gold cage.

munching of foods in my ears etc etc (Eazy), Sunday, 31 March 2013 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

He took the picture with his iphone... on holiday... in Antigua.

http://youtu.be/JgKBKNLkyw4

What a yoyo this guy is.

mr.raffles, Sunday, 31 March 2013 00:38 (thirteen years ago)

My gf just said he looks like a sex tourist in Thailand.

mr.raffles, Sunday, 31 March 2013 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

It was going to be called '50 Years Adrift in an Old Pontoon."

50 Years Adrift in an Old Pontoon VS Old Sock?

mr.raffles, Sunday, 31 March 2013 00:44 (thirteen years ago)

Whoa. Bowie named the Clapton album!

ok. i'm done now!

mr.raffles, Sunday, 31 March 2013 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man, if only the Bowie people had put a box with Old Sock on top of 461 Ocean Boulevard.

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:38 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 1 April 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

The thing is, Clapton entered his lazy old man phase a long time ago, see also:

http://lyricsmusic.name/img/photos/aeric-clapton-timepieces-2.jpg

1. album's presentation as "live" is so dubious that the designer had inverted commas brought in
2. dude has just fucked off and stopped playing to check his watch and/or smoke a cigarette
3. what an asshole

Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 April 2013 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

The Clapton album's cover may suck, but it doesn't even compare to the lyric video for the first single in terms of fuck-you hideousness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BekPxUFDDU

誤訳侮辱, Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

2. dude has just fucked off and stopped playing to check his watch and/or smoke a cigarette

I assumed he was timing the awesome sustain he can get

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 April 2013 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

"Boy, I've been doing this racist anti-immigrant rant for seven minutes!"

Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 11 April 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

Love Neil, but Leonard wins for effortless/cool IDGAF + hat

http://www.themortonreport.com/LeonardCohenOldIdeasCover.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

Pfft, he's reading, he gives a fuck OLD SOCK REGINS

chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

however, Clapton would beat Neil if these were answers to the family feud clue "things you masturbate into"

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pZVIEJuUqWE/UGSCcoqIqaI/AAAAAAAAEYg/olzQ3hhkw4c/s1600/WN%2526RMOF.jpg
winners

tylerw, Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BelOZxxIMHg/S7Ssf45KHQI/AAAAAAAAj_I/aUsb9bPn6ho/thumbNeil%20Young%20-%20Old%20Ways%201997%20Front.jpg

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

dude from Wroflmother making an early but inadequate entry for consideration

http://static.tumblr.com/669f7347839d366696db9d8551336fdc/l2vi0xy/5wCmlupqw/tumblr_static_as_ep_cover.jpg

charli.xlsx (sic), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://img.mp3rally.com/imager/w_500/h_/5af7bac14a31d9aa772aa29e3dfaf02e.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:41 (thirteen years ago)

it would take less time to actually hand-write that than to find a clunky "handwriting" font and type it out

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

To be fair, the same applies to the CGI John Fogerty.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

fogerty should inspire "wow, that guy looks great for his age" talk but the haircut and the bandana around the neck are pretty nagl

my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

sony rejected it (those assholes) but leonard cohen originally wanted this to be the cover for ten new songs:

http://1heckofaguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nova-cover-10-new-songs.jpg

balls, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

wooooow

my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:45 (thirteen years ago)

i love them

balls, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:46 (thirteen years ago)

van morrison needs to step up his old man game. only "pay the devil" comes close.

brimstead, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

if chicago ever throws out a "hot streets" for the 21st century we may be in for radioactively gaudy old man swag

brimstead, Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://amassing2.sakura.ne.jp/image/jacket/large/2013b/23321.jpg

Aglet, Friday, 7 June 2013 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

O Slothfingers, when will ye repent thy douchebaggery

More Than a Century With the Polaris Emblem (calstars), Friday, 7 June 2013 01:19 (thirteen years ago)

Bill Wyman shows the latest wife his custom-built swag, and finds some nice jewelry for her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wDf9K3zJbg

bendy, Friday, 7 June 2013 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

this poll is bullshit, it's just "who do you like better, Neil Young or Eric Clapton"

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 June 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

there are 15 people on ilm who like eric clapton better than neil young?

call all destroyer, Friday, 7 June 2013 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

I was going to say highly unlikely but that is woefully insufficient

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 14:19 (thirteen years ago)


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