Don't go for second best, baby. Put your ILM ARTIST POLL #31: MADONNA to the test.

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Clairvoyance tells me "Beautiful Stranger" got at least one #1, so I see good things ahead. My favorites today: "Don't Tell Me," "Bad Girl," "Oh Father." The appeal escapes me: "Like a Virgin," "La Isla Bonita."

clemenza, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

i love la isla bonita but yeah the chorus is sortof a letdown

plax (ico), Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

Can you cite any distateful or objectifying posts?

I was going to go through both threads and find some quotes, but besides being a major headache I really don't think anyone cares.

kent hasn't been the same since he found out that Like A Prayer is about blowjobs

Kent has written a song or two about blowjobs, so don't be stupid.

Kent Burt, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT IN THE COMPUTER?!

so is there any chance that that song, which is top 10-ish for me, shows up somewhere in the top 20? my gut says no, but the rest of me has been pleasingly perplexed throughout this thread and therefore can't quite figure.

fact checking cuz, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

I love the chorus to La Isla Bonita! Those backing vocals that chime in right after Madonna's lead and the harmony on the title... Makes me mswoon. Wasn't on my ballot, but I think the chorus is the best part of that song. Well maybe the bridge.

Vinnie, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:48 (thirteen years ago)

haha of course not. it's not even a 'song' really. xp

some dude, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

sigh.

fact checking cuz, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

in a weird way that song is the glue that holds LAP together for me.

fact checking cuz, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

I had a friend whose goal in life was to one day go down on Madonna. That' s all he wanted that was all. To one day go down on Madonna. And when my friend was 31, he got his wish in Rome one night. He got to go down on Madonna in Rome one night in some hotel. And ever since, he's been depressed. His life was shit from there on out. And all our friends just shake their heads and say "too soon, too soon too soon. He went down on Madonna too soon."

how's life, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

NYE party 10+ years ago, wee hours & everyone has gone except me, the host & our v drunk core group of friends, sitting on the floor of the kitchen singing along to La Isla Bonita at the top of our lungs

fun

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

I had a friend whose goal in life was to one day go down on Madonna. That' s all he wanted that was all. To one day go down on Madonna. And when my friend was 31, he got his wish in Rome one night. He got to go down on Madonna in Rome one night in some hotel. And ever since, he's been depressed. His life was shit from there on out. And all our friends just shake their heads and say "too soon, too soon too soon. He went down on Madonna too soon."

― how's life, Friday, March 8, 2013 7:51 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where life ends

some dude, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

Madonna is beautiful itt

your fretless ways (Eazy), Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:16 (thirteen years ago)

sb

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:16 (thirteen years ago)

tbf, that was Kent's car in the "Borderline" video. He's still pissed about it.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

Interviewer: "Act of Contrition," the closing track of Like a Prayer, has backwards masking and other mysterious elements. Did he have anything to do with that one as well? The credits only say, "Produced by the powers that be."

Madonna: Yeah, he did. He played guitar on it. He also played guitar on "Keep it Together."

Interviewer: I noticed on "Act of Contrition" that you have the choir from "Like a Prayer" reversed on that.

Madonna: Yeah, we turned the tape and played everything backwards.

Interviewer: Your idea?

Madonna: Yeah. And then, of course, the whole thing, the saying of the prayer (on "Act of Contrition") and everything, that was totally conceived of in the studio, in the control room. Pat put out a microphone, and I just started fooling around; and that was free-form, too. Whatever was on my head. It’s totally unedited.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

oh Act of Contrition appearing in the top 10 wd not surprise me at all

Josh and D.A.M. (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 9 March 2013 05:43 (thirteen years ago)

i'd be a little shocked if any non-Erotica deep cuts show up from here on out

some dude, Saturday, 9 March 2013 06:33 (thirteen years ago)

Ya I was rly hoping "Candy Perfume Girl" and "Future Lovers" would make appearances.

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 9 March 2013 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

ALBUMS RESULTS!!

http://i.imgur.com/tP6yyeV.jpg

10. THE IMMACULATE COLLECTION (1990) [3 votes, 22 points]
09. YOU CAN DANCE (1987) [5 votes, 28 points]

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5vSo7BS.jpg

08. LIKE A VIRGIN (1984) [9 votes, 50 points]
07. CONFESSIONS ON A DANCE FLOOR (2005) [13 votes, 54 points]

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wrH6xwF.jpg

06. RAY OF LIGHT (1998) [12 votes, 56 points]
05. BEDTIME STORIES (1994) [17 votes, 86 points]

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/IkDsU0b.jpg

04. TRUE BLUE (1986) [18 votes, 100 points]
03. LIKE A PRAYER (1989) [19 votes, 120 points]

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/u7t26Ry.jpg

02. EROTICA (1992) [20 votes, 148 points]
01. MADONNA (1983) [24 votes, 188 points]

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

yay S/T

Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

erotica woz robbed

prolego, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

glad if it lost to anything it was the s/t tho

prolego, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

and yay for the high placing for bedtime stories, considering it's usually forgotten!

prolego, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

Gah! at I'm Breathless missing out.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

I'm serious, I gave it two points

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

so I'm guessing it got 2 points overall

Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

It got 12.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

was so expecting Erotica to top this list (though it didn't top mine).

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't keep track of how many people voted for albums in addition to their regular ballots, but the s/t was on nearly all of them.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

Gah! at I'm Breathless missing out.

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, March 9, 2013 11:35 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just noticed this and am kinda heartbroken/kicking myself for not making room for it on my albums ballot.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

VIDEOS RESULTS!!

10. "BAD GIRL" [3 votes, 26 points]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUII7DTACf4

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

TOO LOW

prolego, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

Is Walken her angel or is he death?

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

her guardian angel. when he leaves her she dies, but then she gets to chill with him in her afterlife so it's all cool

prolego, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

sad guy on roof thinking baout things

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

(TIE) 08. "BORDERLINE" [4 votes, 28 points]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSaC-YbSDpo

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

borderline video is seriously everything

prolego, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

it's pretty tight

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

I love it when she gives the lightpost a little "aw shucks" kick at about 2:20.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

yeh, i was just looking for the gif to post of that!

prolego, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

Listened to Miles Davis' Dark Magus yesterday, on which Reggie Lucas is one of the guitarists. Followed it up with Madonna (first ever listen), was reminded of how much I love "Borderline"...which was written and produced by Reggie Lucas. And the Miles Davis poll is next. It's all a rich tapestry.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:28 (thirteen years ago)


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