OLD SOCK VS. FORK IN THE ROAD: Which Album Cover Has The Most IDGAF Old Dude Swag

Also we all need to step back and think on one thing:

Eric Clapton has a new album. That album is called OLD SOCK. OLD SOCK! SERIOUSLY

This is new?! I had just figured that it was some forgotten thing from the 90s or the 00s.

It comes out next week!

OLD SOCK!!!

Clapton GIVES A FUCK that's why he's a cunt his whole persona is this fake laid back slowhand bullshit and it's a LIE

point:

Clapton GIVES A FUCK that's why he's a cunt his whole persona is this fake laid back slowhand bullshit and it's a LIE

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 8, 2013 2:40 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

counterpoint:

OLD SOCK!!!

― chr1sb3singer, Friday, March 8, 2013 2:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IT'S THE NAME OF HIS YACHT

hahahahaha for real?

it sounds true, so let's say yes

>:)

SEE? PLAUSIBLE. THEREFORE = LOSES.

If OLD SOCK is the name of his yacht then I'm selling all my Neil records. THAT IS SWAG AS HELL. THAT'S SOME DRAKE SHIT!

stop it right now

So long "On The Beach"! Hello "461 Ocean Boulevard"!

what is that against neil's door anyway

The reason I think Neil wins this is that I really don't think he took that picture with the intention of it being his album cover, whereas I think the concept behind the OLD SOCK cover was brainstormed in a conference room around a very, very expensive table.

See you in hell "Rust Never Sleeps"! "E.C. Was Here" is my new jam!

what is that against neil's door anyway

a dalek

i can't tell if whatever is against neil's door is leaning or affixed to it. like maybe it's some 2x4's he nailed to the door after he kicked it in the previous night and made a hole.

is that a dog against the door?

a stuffed dog maybe?

see, i get the feeling neil thought this crazy old man photo would be a great cover for his crazy old man music, really set it off, get people looking at it, no mistake

i get the feeling it never occurred to clapton that anyone would object to title old sock in goofball font with vacay pic

careful consideration is not very swag.

Plus, Neil already did the IDGAF SWAG album cover with the cover of "Silver & Gold" taken with a damn Game Boy

we need to talk about Clapton's Jimmy Buffet vibe ie THIS IS WHY HE LOSES

fork in the road cover is a youtube screenshot right? #swag

jimmy buffet has mad swag tho; he's commodified an entire way of life

Clapton :P

Clapton had his pic taken on Tanned Penis Island shortly before Sting's house burned.

hahah

Neil wins on handwritten font alone

― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), 8. maaliskuuta 2013 20:34

neil does have the most iconic handwriting...

― u r the best magician ever. my bad levitate me pls (upper mississippi sh@kedown), 8. maaliskuuta 2013 20:4

someone should turn neil's handwriting into an actual font.

― fact checking cuz, 8. maaliskuuta 2013 20:57

I think the writing on the cover already is a font. They try to hide it by putting a different "n" in the word "Young", but other than that, all the recurring letters are identical.

yeah yr right
actually hiring some designer to make him his own font would be a TOTAL neil move

scroll down to the bottom here for a couple downloadable neil fonts:

http://www.thesongdog.de/rust.php?cont=art

I voted Clapton because he looks like the bigger cock. I hate him.

crut knows what's up

Clapton missed a golden opportunity to make the "L"s in the title little pictures of old socks. He still would suck to death.

Unless that font is actually crusty, stiffened old socks nailed together. He would then suck slightly less to death.

Re: Old Sock - If I remember correctly, when Clapton released the Journeyman album, the review in Musician Magazine was "Well he wasn't going to call it Hack, was he?"

Xgau, actually:

Journeyman [Duck/Reprise, 1989]
What did you expect him to call it--Hack? Layla and 461 Ocean Boulevard were clearly flukes: he has no record-making knack. So he farms out the songs, sings them competently enough, and marks them with his guitar. Which sounds kind of like Mark Knopfler's. B-

Neil's cover precisely nails that found-object outsider art mystique that chillwavers and underground noise artists have been fetishizing for 10+ years

STILL showing up the kids at their own game in your fifth decade & counting = swag as fuuuuuuuuck

Project high living yacht rock fantasies onto Eric all you want; his cover looks as swag as Stephen Stills

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/c/crosby-stills-nash/album-csn.jpg

"I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xogiUUMy_RU

i apologize if it's already been acknowledged but neil's cover is a screencap from the title track's video, in which he plugs headphones into an apple and shakes it at us while lip syncing.

Neil by a mile.

I feel like this cover is just more of Clapton wishing he was as cool as JJ Cale

Clapton's cover just looks like an old rich dude that wants to make a point to the folks that have picked up the album that he is rich, and you aren't.

I GOT A HAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY = Clapton

http://www.thewaxfactor.com/images/Ry-Cooder-Paradise-And-Lunc-334267.jpg

I feel like the older generation is taking a "well the kids obviously aren't even trying anymore so why should we" stand with these moronic album covers

Old Sock is a great title. Looks like he's on a vast expanse of private property.

Still the ultimate Old Man Swag album cover

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/CloudNineCover.jpg

o.t. original troppo

wow @ george harrison

oh, I'm getting a broken image link there. fine, a mod can delete my post.

After Armani Clapton and Antigua Clapton, has he entered a phase of Connecticut Small Town Clapton (But A Bucket Hat to Keep a Low Profile)?

Without googling his current status, I imagine a new wife a few decades his junior taking this photo.

The Clapton cover really needs a half-completed crossword or sudoku on the table to achieve full old man coffeeshop.

Or maybe a bookmarked mass-market paperback, a Tom Clancy or John Grisham.

He probably quit doing crosswords when all the papers went woke.

I went down to the crossword, tried to flag a ride