Don't go for second best, baby. Put your ILM ARTIST POLL #31: MADONNA to the test.

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"Don't Tell Me" too low imo

― some dude, Friday, March 8, 2013

sent my ballot in too late but this was my #1. based on totals so far it looks like the only difference that would have made would have been to place it ahead of Music at 32 so I'm afraid it wouldn't have changed much. hoping the same is true for my #2.

inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

oh i would've been happy if "Don't" had just placed above "Music," that's the real injustice here

some dude, Friday, 8 March 2013 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

amazing

― prolego, Friday, March 8, 2013 1

^^ good album track

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

"Music" is only 32?! What the fuck, people, have you even heard this song??

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

This track is so BIG and MAXIMAL and EXPLOSIVE and multi-layered and fun!!

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

"amazing" is what "beautiful stranger" should have sounded like the first time round

prolego, Friday, 8 March 2013 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

"Runaway Lover" is another good'un.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

"Music" is only 32?! What the fuck, people, have you even heard this song??

yup, that's how it got to #32

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

"Music" is the rare dumb song that succeeds as more than kitsch. It's weirdly cool despite all its not-cool stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 March 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

It's not heresy to suggest she might have 31 better songs, she's Madonna.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 8 March 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

I mean I guess but idk "Music" to me is her most well-executed OTT mega dance floor banger and manages to transcend tacky kitsch

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

when I was little I used to think that "music made the boys run free and the rebel"

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

i'm sure its not rebel btw, isnt it "rabble," that makes way more sense right. i mean like "sense"

plax (ico), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

I think "Music" is fine but if I was just ranking Madonna singles, ignoring album tracks, I don't know if I'd put it much higher that #32

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

wtf why can't I type today

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

It certainly made fans of Madonna the club goddess relieved in 2000, and rode a wave of ROL good will.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

tiarnan wouldn't it be such a clever and delightful use of syllepsis if it was actually "music makes the boys run free and rebel"?

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

It's actually "music makes the bass referee in the treble"

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Iwm9Ibz.jpg

31. "LIKE A VIRGIN" from Like a Virgin (1984) [17 votes, 334 points, 1 first place vote]

Johnny Fever, Friday, 8 March 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

damn her signature song outside the top 30

prolego, Friday, 8 March 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

it's okay, she has like 14 other signature songs

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

!!!

Maybe "Where LIfe Begins" will be top 5 after all.

your fretless ways (Eazy), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

It's one of those songs that's canonical and impactful bcz of its context and "classic" but I mean come on she has made many more better songs than this.

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

I mean I guess but idk "Music" to me is her most well-executed OTT mega dance floor banger and manages to transcend tacky kitsch

Third most, after "Hung Up" and "Ray of Light"...

your fretless ways (Eazy), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

Like is this song really *that good* when you isolate it?

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

Okay, now I'm shocked. LAV was something shiny & new, it deserved higher than that.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

It isn't. xp

Johnny Fever, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

xp I ranked "Ray of Light" higher than "Music" but I still think the latter is more ott/explosive/big and loud and etc

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

You missed a trick not starting the countdown at no.30; imagine getting to the top five and we're all trying to cram eight or nine songs in there.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BLDrh-5HZU

your fretless ways (Eazy), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Haha, that would've been fun. xp

Johnny Fever, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

aw i should probably have thrown a vote to LAV, sad to see it miss the 30. the lion in the video always cracks me up.

So: The Answers (or something), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

didn't vote for it but i'm still glad to see "music"! acid rock

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

"Music" sadly her last American #1.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

The US being just about the only country in the world where "Hung Up" didn't go #1

prolego, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't realize the hook from "Hung Up" was an ABBA sample until two weeks ago :-(

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

The drums on Like A Virgin are amazing. It's not just the production, he's hitting them so hard. It's almost comical in effect.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/VXhO6Od.jpg

30. "TILL DEATH DO US PART" from Like a Prayer (1989) [16 votes, 337 points]

Johnny Fever, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

hey here's something i voted for

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

I'm on a train facing backwards, looking out the window, with Sorry on my headphones, and all the overhead lines, signals, passing trains and buildings were synching past like in the Chemical Brothers' Star Guitar video. They've dropped out of synch now, but that was a strangely thrilling twenty seconds.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

great song, dunno if it'll be her highest album cut but it's her best imo xp

some dude, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

hoping and praying probs futilely that "love tried to welcome me" will still place

prolego, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ha1ksje.jpg

29. "EVERYBODY" from Everybody 12"/Madonna (1982,83) [15 votes, 344 points]

Johnny Fever, Friday, 8 March 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

agh all of this has been going full steam ahead while i've been offline

hurrah to many, many tracks so far - bit worried that all the erotica tracks showing up in the 30-50 section will mean less of the right at the top, where they belong...

"everybody" is amazing

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

It is. How come I had it at no.25? Idiot.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 8 March 2013 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

bit worried that all the erotica tracks showing up in the 30-50 section will mean less of the right at the top, where they belong...

It's had 5 of the last 22, better than any other album she's released. Did you want to see the whole thing place?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 8 March 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

yes

(apart from a couple)

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

wow #30

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

In trying to figure out why I always align Everybody with Genius of Love, I decided it's like Tina Weymouth and Madonna had the exact same dream and each of them channeled it into the songs we currently know.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 8 March 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

wow things happening! great rollout so far, is making the upcomers v interesting

DANCE AND SING GET UP AND DO YOUR THING

*dances*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)


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