Don't go for second best, baby. Put your ILM ARTIST POLL #31: MADONNA to the test.

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Might be a better idea, yes.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

This song never stood out for me in the past, but I never really found myself listening to Erotica a whole lot, either. Now I'm pretty sure it's my favorite on the album.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

voted for this: the propulsion + the typewriter clacking at the end (and the way when the typewriter comes in it retroactively makes portions of the beat sound like abstract digitized typewriters clacking)

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/n75d0Ii.jpg

49. "I'LL REMEMBER" from the motion picture soundtrack With Honors (1994) [6 votes, 142 points]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

didn't expect "words" to place! i love it, but there's eight or so erotica tracks i'd think of voting for before that

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

i'm just as excited for the images used as the results right now, they look awesome!

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

WHOA GREAT IMAGES

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

omg booming start. I love Words! and yeah AWESOME work with the images JF, rollout does not disappoint.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

I've done my stretches, got my legwarmers and my leotard on, let's DO this

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

psyched for this. we not having links tho? i suppose it's just as easy to search regardless.

So: The Answers (or something), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

this is an all-Spotify list, see the opening post of the thread

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

Doesn't mean people can't link to youtube. I'm not doing it, but feel free to take it upon yourselves.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

i can only apologise. xp.

So: The Answers (or something), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

Totally, ironically, forgot "I'll Remember." Nice. I'm guessing this will be the poll with the most movie soundtrack cuts.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

I almost voted for "I'll Remember" but only bcz the Orbit remix is the best thing he's ever done and I realized I don't like the album cut of the song all that much.

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3OaF7C3.jpg

48. "THE POWER OF GOOD-BYE" from Ray of Light (1998) [8 votes, 144 points]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

One thing you may end up noticing is that Madonna is photographed a shit ton with her arms raised.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

oof yes, booming images, keep it up

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

she has really great eyes

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

the image for 'words' will be hard to top already.

So: The Answers (or something), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

I don't remember anyone citing "The Power of Goodbye" in the other thread. Prototypical "deep single." The sonics are a warm bath.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

really like how aqueous and majestic "the power of goodbye" sounds

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

I also forgot "I'll Remember" from my ballot, but it would have been near the bottom. I was only reminded a couple days ago by my roommate mentioning it as one of his favorite M songs. Then I had to frantically double-check that I hadn't forgotten all of her soundtrack songs for my ballot (I hadn't).

Vinnie, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

JF, great work w/ the stills - love the typeface arrangement, colors & subtle halftone pattern!

rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

wow I forgot all about I'll Remember.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WMyto5q.jpg

47. "KEEP IT TOGETHER" from Like a Prayer (1989) [9 votes, 148 points]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

YES

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

can't decide whether I prefer the single mix

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

Madonna sez Prince played on the album version.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

I absolutely prefer the single mix but the album version is also good

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

I think KiT was like #21 for me :-( it really is a great song

ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

loving these images sfm

Roz, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

I deliberated over KiT, I so wanted it on my ballot. Glad it made it into the 50. So good!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

she made it into an amazing closing number for blond ambition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhndzqzmstc

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

"I'll Remember" image should've been bearded Joe Pesci, is my only complaint

some dude, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

better:

http://images.larryelder.com/images/blog/TomVitale_080612.jpg

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot "I'll Remember" too--a convince-store staple for a few years back there. Good song.

your fretless ways (Eazy), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

i never paid attention to "the power of good-bye" till I heard the mashup of it and "bittersweet symphony," which remains one of my favorite examples of the form. the sonics are indeed a warm bath; that's a great description. the vocal is another matter. she sounds like she's trembling all the way through, as if the breakup she's singing about happened the morning she recorded it. she's sure of herself, absolutely sure, and yet she's not at all over it.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GdnmJDd.jpg

46. "DIE ANOTHER DAY" from the motion picture soundtrack Die Another Day (2002) [7 votes, 149 points]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't see that one coming.

"Power of Good-bye" on my ballot (only thing to place so far).

"Keep It Together" one of very few LAP tracks to *not* make my ballot (though I really like it).

And yes! Great images!!

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

1) stoked 4 this
2) not stoked that it's started just as i have to leave the house and be offline til tomorrow morning
3) fantastic images
4) DIE ANOTHER DAY!!!! - happy it placed obv but SO SO SO TOO LOW

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

lol so happy "Die Another Day" placed

some dude, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

please explain the love for this song bcz idgi

I am asking genuinely

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

I had no idea it was well regarded until today.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

i just think "Die" and "American Life" are the apex of the total awkward strangeness of the Madonna/Mirwais collaboration, with the latter edging a little too far into outright bad but the former aging pretty well

some dude, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

the appeal is that it sounds like a ringtone?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

Die has aged/is better than AL, that's for sure, but I still think its kinda rigid and hook-free in much the same way a lot of her stuff has been in the 00's and onward.

Really curious to see if any other AL tracks will post, though I doubt it.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

idgi either, they're the nadir of the awkard strangeness. blank in a bad way.

So: The Answers (or something), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

i feel ppl would like it a lot more if it wasn't tied to an awful bond film and had just been a first single for a studio album

the production is insane and "sigmund freud analyse this" is obv an all-time line

prolego, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

And here's the last twenty-nine years.. Whoa.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 April 2019 01:10 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

About time!

https://superdeluxeedition.com/news/madonna-physical-deluxe-reissues-confirmed-for-2022-and-beyond/

piscesx, Monday, 16 August 2021 15:32 (four years ago)

two years pass...

Happy birthday, girl.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 14:25 (two years ago)

What ever happened to those deluxe editions promised?

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 14:32 (two years ago)

one year passes...

Happy birthday, girl.

It's amazing how by toughening a few of the lyrics Madonna transformed this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbpqItgBGdo

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 August 2024 14:54 (one year ago)

one year passes...

Wow, I really did vote "Oh Father" #1 here. It felt like a distinct possibly, having this week discovered all over again that it was the high water mark of popular music in my lifetime. Maybe. Sort of.

Maybe someday
When I look back, I'll be able to say
You didn't mean to be cruel
Somebody hurt you tooooooo

*weeps*

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Sunday, 1 March 2026 07:32 (four months ago)

I’m so sad I missed this poll.

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:56 (four months ago)

It was certainly the most fun one of these I ever hosted.

ⓓⓡ (Johnny Fever), Monday, 2 March 2026 01:43 (four months ago)

Somebody hurt you tooooooo

and such a gorgeous change from there into the chorus

fact checking cuz, Monday, 2 March 2026 01:58 (four months ago)

i miss us, you guys <3

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 March 2026 05:09 (four months ago)

same

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 March 2026 10:24 (four months ago)

I was wondering why I commented so little in this thread but it turns out all my advocacy was in the campaigning thread.

Definitely one of my favourite ILM polls.

Tim F, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:27 (four months ago)

Bummed that I missed this poll

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 March 2026 10:31 (four months ago)

"a little bit of inclusion goes a long way when it comes time to truly put the undesirables in their place."

austinato (Austin), Monday, 2 March 2026 16:26 (four months ago)

I mentioned upthread that I didn't vote for La Isla Bonita. Shocking, as it's one of my favorite songs of hers now

Vinnie, Monday, 2 March 2026 16:31 (four months ago)

three months pass...

Fun convo w Madge in Interview Magazine
https://www.interviewmagazine.com/music/madonna-confessions-on-a-dancefloor-nadia-lee-cohen

AND

Great oral history of Danceteria here (seriously so good)

https://www.vanityfair.com/story/danceteria-oral-history

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 June 2026 18:52 (six days ago)

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The Madonna Interview
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MADONNA! INTERVIEW! 2026! This is Madonna’s eleventh time on the cover of this magazine—more than any other star. HERSTORY! We shot these images late at night on the outskirts of London. Madonna named her shoot’s character Dee Dee, a fun, hard-living broad who drank prosecco, did her hair big, and blasted the Stones ’til we got kicked out. There were moments that night when I felt star power on a level I had never experienced before, if that is possible… The next afternoon, I went to M’s home for round two: a 90-minute gab sesh after hearing the upcoming album, Confessions on a Dance Floor: Part II. As a Frida Kahlo portrait glared protectively at me over Madonna’s shoulder, we talked past, present, future, prayer, dicks, nutritional yeast, and more…

THURSDAY 7 PM APRIL 9, 2026 LONDON

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MEL OTTENBERG: You look fantastic.

MADONNA: I’m not Dee Dee anymore. I miss her already. She was a good-time girl.

OTTENBERG: She was so good. And we’re going to talk about her, but first I want to ask what your perfume is because it smells so—

MADONNA: Fruity?

OTTENBERG: Yeah, it smells pretty and delicious. What is it?

MADONNA: It’s a combination of Portrait of a Lady and Radical Rose. I like to move around. My main is Portrait of a Lady, and then I add different things, depending on my mood. I like the name Portrait of a Lady, too. Because she is, sometimes.

OTTENBERG: She is. Okay, so we just listened to the album. You’d already played four songs for me when we first met.

MADONNA: Well, now it’s finished.

OTTENBERG: Let’s start at the beginning. Why this album now?

MADONNA: I was supposed to make a movie about my life. I worked on my script for two years and spent two years at Universal Studios with the line producers doing budgeting and casting. We had a falling out, me and Universal, regarding budget because I needed—I’ve had an extraordinary life. I’ve had a huge life, so I needed a big budget. You know what I mean? It’s not going be a—

OTTENBERG: An indie film.

MADONNA: No. They couldn’t get their heads around it. I found a way to make it for less money in Serbia, but I don’t think they were into the idea of—I don’t know. Maybe they just didn’t believe in me. One of their first reactions was, “We don’t believe you’d stay in Serbia more than four days.” And I said, “Did you read the script?” My whole life has been survival. I’m not going there for a holiday. But anyway, I was in limbo when that fell apart, and then Netflix reached out to make a series. That was a whole other long process, because I couldn’t use the script I had with Universal unless I bought it from them for an extortionist’s price, even though I wrote it. Don’t ask.

OTTENBERG: I won’t.

MADONNA: That’s just the way it goes. I started trying to understand how making a series would work. It’s a very, very different process. You have to meet a lot of writers and find the right showrunner, and I couldn’t find one. This went on for another eight or nine months. I was like, “Good thing I have another job because I need to work, I need to create. I need to do what I was put on this earth to do.”

OTTENBERG: Totally.

MADONNA: I reached out to Stuart [Price] because I thought the world is in a very dark place and people need to dance. I hadn’t worked with Stuart for a long time. We’d just done the Celebration Tour together, but besides that, I didn’t really see or speak to him for probably 15 years. I was living in New York and I reached out to him, thinking, “What if we tried to make Confessions on a Dance Floor: Part II, and reenter the world of inspirational dance music?” So I came to London and went to his studio, and we were just playing around to see if there was magic between us. I had a lot of stuff going on in my life personally. My brother was very, very, very ill, and my stepmother, with whom I’d had a very traumatic relationship throughout my entire childhood, had just died.

Madonna
Jacket, Top, and Skirt Gucci. Ring Boucheron. Girdle What Kate Did. Stockings Wolford.

OTTENBERG: I’m sorry.

MADONNA: It’s hard for me to write a song about nothing. I have to tell a story. So I wrote about a lot of family trauma, and then we started making dance music. I came back and forth a couple of times and then I said, “Okay, this is right. This feels good. So unless Netflix is going to call me tomorrow with a writer I like, I’m going to start going down this road.” Of course, in the middle of the process, more than like 75 percent of the way through, we found the writer and I was like, “I can’t turn back now. I have to move this up a bit.” So that’s what I did.

OTTENBERG: I feel like this album is meant to be.

MADONNA: Yeah, for sure, now that I’ve gotten through it and so many very important things have happened to me along the way. For instance, the song I wrote with my daughter, Lola. She approached me about writing a song together as a way to heal our relationship. It was a really important moment, and it solidified the idea that now is the time to make this record.

OTTENBERG: To have this moment.

MADONNA: Well, all these symbolic things happened. My step-mother died, my brother was ill, my brother died, my daughter approached me… you know what I mean? And then I thought, well, it’s like the script of my film. It begins with death and it ends with death, but there’s all this life in between. Paradoxical subjects, obviously, but death is a part of life. It just felt like I had a lot to get off my chest.

OTTENBERG: It starts off so fun, really showing that if you started in the club world and you got where you are from the clubs, that’s always in you.

MADONNA: And it always saved me. I have a song that’s not on the record called “What Will Save Me.” I did it with Arca and Stuart. We all talked about feeling like outsiders and how the club life and being on the dance floor make you feel like you’re part of a community, without saying anything. It saves you every time, whenever you’re feeling down, whenever you feel like you can’t get it right, whenever you feel like a failure, whatever. Go out dancing because it will save you.

OTTENBERG: Right.

MADONNA: I went through all this darkness in the beginning, writing these songs with Stuart, and then we went full circle, and I’m like, “Okay, now what happens? How do we get out of this? What happens when you walk into a nightclub or walk onto the dance floor or go to a rave?”

OTTENBERG: Because life’s heavy….

MADONNA: It can be, but I always push through and I’m a survivor.

OTTENBERG: You are! Okay, I want to talk about a song on your album, “Danceteria.”

MADONNA: Okay.

OTTENBERG: I just want to hear you tell the story. Let’s talk about that night, at that club. It’s 1982. Did you have any money in your wallet?

MADONNA: No, no, no. I had no money. I was really a scavenger. I lived, I surfed. I lived in people’s apartments. They would let me come and stay for a few months, then I would sublet someplace for six months, then I would move again. I was constantly getting kicked out. I was living in a place that was illegal. What do you call it? Not a building you can live in, but a building you can work in.

OTTENBERG: It was zoned as office space.

MADONNA: It was in the Garment District. I surfed around all those buildings, because people were making clothes and creating fabrics and designing on them and painting on them. A lot of people had lofts in these buildings, so they ended up living there illegally, and they rented out rooms. If there was a weirdo living on one floor, I’d go to the next floor. If there was a guy making porno films who wanted me to be in them and was constantly knocking on my door and freaking me out, I would be like, “I gotta go [to another floor].”

OTTENBERG: And right then, Danceteria was the place.

MADONNA: I made my demo tape of “Everybody” and I was told there was a DJ named Mark Kamins. Everyone was like, “You’ve got to go there, you’ve got to meet him, you’ve got to figure it out. And try to dress interesting because they won’t let you in if you don’t look interesting.” I was like, “Oh fuck, I don’t have any interesting clothes.” I was living in my dancer clothes because that’s why I moved to New York, to be a dancer.

OTTENBERG: Got it.

MADONNA: I probably looked completely tragic waiting in line at Danceteria. That’s when Martin [Burgoyne] came up to me. He was really cute: blonde curly hair, earrings up his ears, plaid golf shorts, Doc Martens, black frames, and a white t-shirt with a sweater vest over it. He’s like, “You look lost.” And I was. He said, “Come with me. I’ll get you in.” And he just crashed to the front of the line. Everybody knew him. He said hi to everybody. The doorman opened the velvet rope. He brought me in and my whole life changed. And obviously I went there a lot because I was figuring out a way to butter up Mark Kamins.

OTTENBERG: Right.

Madonna
Jacket, Top, and Skirt Gucci. Ring Boucheron. Girdle What Kate Did. Stockings Wolford.

MADONNA: He saw me as a complete stalker. Someone would say, “There’s Mark Kamins,” and I’d go sit next to him and say, “Hey, I know you’re the DJ here and I’ve been working on this music and I’d love to get a chance to play it for you if it’s possible.” He was cute and I was turning on the charm as much as I could, and he’d be like, “Do you know how many people bother me about wanting to play me their demos?” He left, but I kept harassing him. I just kept coming back. I made friends with Debi Mazar, who was 16 when she was working there and lying about her age. She was going to the Wilfred Academy of Hair & Beauty Culture and we hit it off right away. She used to put the elevator on hold, like press the emergency button, and come out and dance with me. She had the most incredible looks all the time. Her face was beat. Her hair was done. I kept going, “Damn, girl, how do you look so good? I have three pieces of clothing and I don’t even know how to do my makeup.” But Debi and Martin really shepherded me around, and eventually I ended up in a bathroom with Mark Kamins, and I saw him snorting coke. He’s dead now. I can say that.

OTTENBERG: Go on.

MADONNA: He was a wonderful guy, but he did a lot of things people did in the ’80s that they shouldn’t have done. You know what I’m talking about.

OTTENBERG: Of course.

MADONNA: I started putting two and two together and I was like, “Okay, he likes this, he likes that.” So one day, me and Debi got this idea that we were going to—this is going to sound terribly manipulative.

OTTENBERG: Please never stop.

MADONNA: From the get-go, I was like, “I’m making it. I’m going to be somebody.” Nothing could stop me. I was paying attention to shit. I also realized that if you’re partying, you’re not paying attention to shit, so I never got into that either. I’m sure I was the only sober person at Danceteria.

OTTENBERG: Yes.

MADONNA: So anyway, I brought him some coke in the bathroom, took him in the stalls, me and Debi.

OTTENBERG: You must have done some bumps with him for glamour, no?

MADONNA: Of course, but it hurt my throat. And I was like, “This isn’t a good idea for a singer. I want to have a job more than I want to have fun right now.”

OTTENBERG: Totally.

MADONNA: So anyway, we made out, we did a little blow, and then he agreed to listen to my demo. Is this too long of a story?

OTTENBERG: No. Please never stop talking.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2026 19:02 (six days ago)

Sorry, I highlighted too much shit with my phone.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2026 19:03 (six days ago)

But it’s the BEST so you are kinda otm

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 June 2026 19:12 (six days ago)

I wanna hang out with Madonna and eat yeast-covered popcorn.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2026 19:13 (six days ago)

The fact that she’s back working w Stuart Price again has me so excited. all the promo so far has been exceptional. I feel like she’s like, FULLY back.

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 June 2026 19:15 (six days ago)

Yeah I can't remember a Madonna album inspiring this much interest since the 00s. From a UK perspective at least, where all her 2010s albums seemed to come and go, every idea (including the lengthy wait) seems to be the right one wrt hype, popularity and so on. Radio 1 A-list (which she famously fell off years ago), top 40 hit, artsy Graham Norton special, just loads of inviting promo in general.

I dunno if I'm going to enjoy it all that much though. It's been years since either she or Stuart has done something I've really liked.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 29 June 2026 20:06 (six days ago)

I listened to Confessions On A Dance Floor this weekend for the first time. That's a really good fucking album! And it's very weird. I was reminded of my conversation with David Thomas of Pere Ubu for The Wire, where he expressed the view that he didn't know why Ubu were always called "avant-garde" when to him they were just a guitar-bass-drums-keyboards rock band, and music like Britney Spears (his example) was the real avant-garde, much weirder than anything he was doing. Listening to Madonna (the first time I'd ever heard a whole Madonna album front to back, FTR; although I was alive and aware during her ascent and even saw the Blond Ambition tour, she was always a singles artist for me) I understood exactly what he meant. Now I want to listen to her other 2000s-and-beyond albums, because I'm often more interested in someone's late work than the stuff that initially brought them to the top.

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 29 June 2026 20:18 (six days ago)

I'd be curious to know what you think of those maligned albums (I like a couple).

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2026 20:20 (six days ago)

This Bluesky thread piqued my interest.

https://bsky.app/profile/jakeismaking.bsky.social/post/3mpcymxnj2c22

wipes chooser (unperson), Monday, 29 June 2026 20:22 (six days ago)

I could read a thousand pages of Madge just spilling tea, that was great

Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 29 June 2026 20:27 (six days ago)

I preordered Confessions II deluxe cd w photobook so that I can have it on Friday — I can’t remember the last time I was this invested in a Madge album! it’s a fun feeling! I’d like to think there will be far less instantaneous regret this time than the last few. ?

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 July 2026 04:41 (three days ago)

A student surprised me yesterday by wearing a Confessions t-shirt -- he's no older than 21.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 July 2026 09:19 (three days ago)

Queuing up this playlist in anticipation of tomorrow.

cryptosicko, Thursday, 2 July 2026 15:37 (three days ago)

Can you repost the link? I though l favorited it but no :(

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 July 2026 16:27 (three days ago)

I'm sure there was a Spotify playlist done at the time, but I made my own on Apple Music. If that's of any use to you: https://music.apple.com/ca/playlist/madonna-louise-ciccone/pl.u-PDb4kV6uL2x8YR

cryptosicko, Thursday, 2 July 2026 16:33 (three days ago)

Thx I found it :)

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 July 2026 18:00 (three days ago)

It leaked a few hours ago

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 July 2026 23:03 (three days ago)

47 minutes in and I'm quite impressed so far. I'm not too surprised about the parts I like (the 90s deep house and garage touchstones first and foremost) and dislike (pitched-down backing vox/single lines, lots of crashes and echo and other general Price-isms, the various spoken bits) - but it is working quite the treat rn.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 2 July 2026 23:47 (three days ago)

Confessions II discussion here apparently

Madonna - Confessions On A Dance Floor, Part II

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 July 2026 00:51 (two days ago)

In other news, I am spending “Confessions II Eve” watching Truth Or Dare

She looks so beautiful in black & white … it’s like there’s halogen lights under her skin. Kekishian fully blacked out directing this. every frame, magic

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 July 2026 05:58 (two days ago)

But the LIVE footage ugh

I live

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 July 2026 06:02 (two days ago)

That movie should be in the Criterion Collection.

wipes chooser (unperson), Friday, 3 July 2026 13:24 (two days ago)

OTM

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 July 2026 16:05 (two days ago)

Confessions on a Dance Floor >>>>> Ray of Light

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 July 2026 16:58 (two days ago)

Oooh interesting!
I’m being restrained & waiting for my physical copy to deliver before I listen

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 July 2026 17:01 (two days ago)

The original, not the sequel.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 July 2026 17:03 (two days ago)

Sidebar: Madge did a lovely promo for Vogue Italia recently called “Objects of My Affection”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kip6oIB3wsM

I wish this was like 10 hours long, i love when she talks about Frida! It’s also sweet to see her talk about her family in this lovely sentimental way

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 July 2026 18:50 (yesterday)


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