I'm burning up, burning up for your VOTES! — ILM Artist Poll #31 is Madonna

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correction: this thread is gayer than the gay thread

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

bad dick
drunk on dick
kissing someone elses dick
smoked too many cigarettes today
I'm not happy when I act this way

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

I momentarily forgot that it always has to be "my dick."

My dick.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/24/618x879/rexfeatures_1103818b.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

my dick for second best, my dick
put my dick to my dick
you know my dick you got to
make him express how my dick
and maybe then you'll know my dick is real

This beat is TWEENCHRONIC (DJP), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

get into my dick
baby you've got to prove
my dick to me
get up on my dick
yeah step to my dick
boy what will it be

my dick can be such a revelation
dancing around you feel a sweet sensation

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

dang that's a hot picture

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

madge has the best boys

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

best

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

Is that Vanilla Ice?

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

lol I'd forgotten she dated Van Winkle for two minutes.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

Oh wait, you were talking about Al Pacino.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

i also love her look as a middle school goth library aid

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

The men she banged >>>> gay men in her entourage

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

(from left)

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/21695_548157231875135_1544829176_n.jpg

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that popular entry totally turned me on 'la isla bonita' - before that one of my least prime madonna singles, someone whispers 'balearic' and i'm immediately 'WAITAMINUTE'. her 'love don't live here anymore' is fine but not a patch on the original imo.

balls, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

least fave rather

balls, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

did someone say "like a virgin" is weaksauce? wtf?

horseshoe, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

I really don't like that song terribly. Pretty audacious Billie Jean crib, though.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty audacious Billie Jean crib, though.

Yeah, I was gonna say.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

I totally get its iconic status, though, and importance to her career! Which is why, who knows, I may still vote for it. I feel I can concede it is a great song and still not like it.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

god help me I don't mind Teenage Fanclub's cover.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

like a virgin is my current favorite song by madonna

it moves like a animal

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

heavy rotation on mtv:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wigAwbOOHs

balls, Friday, 22 February 2013 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

I couldnt' take it anymore so I ripped the bandaid and voted. Now I need to lie down in a darkened room for a week.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

but what if you voted WRONG?

:C (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

SHUT UP CRUT

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

oh and I dunno if anyone repped for this upthread but William Orbit's Erotica remix is OUTSTANDING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM6eEzdQd70

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

I feel everyone should see the Confessions Tour version of "Erotica". Here's another in-between album imagining: Madonna sticks with JLC after Confessions, and makes an album that's less monolithic but simultaneously more pop and more dance, epic soundscapes of floating diva invocations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRvgtVaJMAc

Tim F, Friday, 22 February 2013 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

Veg voted and brought the number of unanimous tracks down to 1. I wonder how long that mystery track can hold on.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 22 February 2013 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

TREND KILLAH :D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

Sounds like it's time to put together my exclusive Hard Candy/MDNA ballot

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 February 2013 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

The My Dick parodies remind me of how I always sing "Secret":

A penis lies in your own hands
It took me much too long to understand
How it could be
Until you shared your penis with me

Mmmmm something's coming over,
Mmmmm something's coming over,
Mmmmm something's coming over me...
My baby's got a penis

LeRooLeRoo, Friday, 22 February 2013 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

When you call my name, it's like a little dick.

Doc Vig (Eazy), Friday, 22 February 2013 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

okay that track is into the groove. has to be.

scott seward, Friday, 22 February 2013 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

though i guess it could be burning up or something else really obvious...

scott seward, Friday, 22 February 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

i was kust looking at an original sealed copy of like a virgin i have in the back. literally virgin vinyl. kinda tempted...

scott seward, Friday, 22 February 2013 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

just looking. not kust looking.

scott seward, Friday, 22 February 2013 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

our poll darlings Madge and Bruce are paid: http://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/news/digital-and-mobile/1549747/madonna-bruce-springsteen-lead-billboards-2013-top-40

luaka boppa flame (some dude), Saturday, 23 February 2013 00:02 (thirteen years ago)

Someone needs to write a 33 1/3 on Erotica.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

tim finney or jbr imo

horseshoe, Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

I vote Tim

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

prolego, Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

no offense to jbr

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

I've pitched a LAP book.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:54 (thirteen years ago)

for a long time i wanted to pitch a 33 1/3 on The Whitey Album

luaka boppa flame (some dude), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

Would've loved to read that. *sigh*

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

I should pitch an Erotica book! Or maybe I'll just write it anyway and hand-publish, every copy comes with a free bottle of amyl.

Tim F, Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

Sold!

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:01 (thirteen years ago)


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