I'm burning up, burning up for your VOTES! — ILM Artist Poll #31 is Madonna

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I mean, don't get me wrong. I actually think I enjoy praying more.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

"I don't know how to pray"
"It's easy. It's like a blowjob."

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

"you just put your lips together and suck a dick"

D4y0 (some dude), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

the dick of god

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

Oh I've never seen it live, I just mean the record played to a crowd of fun-seekers.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 22 February 2013 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

life is a mystery

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

I'm listening to it now... Fucking hell what was I thinking leaving it out!! It's a jam.

I love the buried guitar riff in there

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

life is a mystery
everyone must stand alone
except when they aren't standing but are on their knees giving a blowjob
and it feels like.... home

This beat is TWEENCHRONIC (DJP), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

easily the last song i wd listen to on that album tho

the prince collabo is the jam

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

You have sinned

Two our fathers and five blowjobs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

so like a prayer is for rockists? remember rockists!? it was pretty monumental at the time. the first time you see that video is like the first time you have ever prayed that way.

scott seward, Friday, 22 February 2013 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

so... seven our fathers?

This beat is TWEENCHRONIC (DJP), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

haha yeah I realized that after I posted

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

our fathers: give a dude a blowjob
hail mary: give a lady oral

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

yeah "Like A Prayer" is def the rockist fav Madonna song. doesn't mean it's not great though.

D4y0 (some dude), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

our fathers: give a dude a blowjob
hail mary: give a lady oral

-Anthony Kiedis

:C (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

#1 with a blowjob

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

HA

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit. Love Song resurfacing in my buried memory god I used to loooooooooooooooooove this jam.

I need to vote for this. HALP

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

btw has there ever been any clarification about how much work Prince did on the low on LAP besides "Love Song"? it sounds like it could be his guitar on "Act of Contrition," and the guitar at the beginning of the "Like A Prayer" video is supposedly his as well.

D4y0 (some dude), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

act of contrition is the fucking shit

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

He played on "Act of Contrition," according to Alex Hahn's Prince bok.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

i've been holding my tongue itt about not really liking Madonna ballads, but i think i just fell for "Love Don't Live Here Anymore"

D4y0 (some dude), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

and, yeah, "Like a Prayer" recycles unused Prince-ly bits.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

Love Don't Live Here is awesome

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

i reserve

i reserve

i reserve

i resolve

a reservation

i have a reservation

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

haha I don't like it at all, even remixed 10 years later.

xpost

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

oh come oooon with those little pizzicato strings

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

and her vocals so cleeeeeaaaan

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

are you trying to turn me against the song? cause it's not working

D4y0 (some dude), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

NO! i'm genuinely in love with it for those very reasons dude

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

The thing I realized about Love Don't Live Here and Shoo Be Doo and almost all of the LAV album tracks is that they are songs I love with all my heart but I don't know how to rep for them because they're so bound by childhood. Like I can't even think of them critically as songs or enjoy them as an adult because I'm immediately 10 dancing in front of the mirror with a hairbrush.
For that reason I decided not to really deal with LAV much because if I start down that road I'll end up putting the whole album on my ballot. Trying to go for songs that I can at least talk about instead of saying LOVELOVELOVE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

virgin is so lush and bouncy and springy it's a fuckin buzz machine and it's hot

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

now I will cut anyone who doesn't "Over and Over."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot to include it on my album track list because it appears on You Can Dance as a shit-hot remix.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

Angel and Over & Over will be on my ballot, plz don't cut me alfred :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

I'LL SHOUT IT AGAIN FROM THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

jesus christ Dear Jessie is horrible isn't it?

It's like being forcefed cotton candy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

listen, don't cut dear jesse down, it had its moment when i was 8 and i would do twirls

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

aw sorry surm I'll step off <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

and that makes me like it a little more actually

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

Nuthin' like a good spanky!

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

lol. i mean pink elephants and lemonade has to get some credit for just existing i think

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

true

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

forgotten hits:

Angel
Dress You Up
Gambler
Causing a Commotion
The Look of Love
Keep It Together
Hanky Panky
Rescue Me
You'll See
Nothing Really Matters
Jump

(ranking these would break my brain)

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

I feel like I hear Dress You Up a lot!

:C (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

definitely not forgotten

talk about clean

surm, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

xxpost at least 3 of those will be on my ballot.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

I'd probably remove "Dress You Up," yeah.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

xps There was a colleague at my first job who was heavily into gangsta rap, and would usually lampoon whatever everyone else was into - but when it was our time to be into Madonna he nobly refused to diss her because he reckoned there was one song of hers that was untouchable. We eventually coaxed it out of him that Dear Jessie was that song.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)


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