Azealia Banks

I want to know how far away she thinks the stars are

oh man

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, February 19, 2013 12:23 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone should tell her abt the whole low sea level/Israel thing

she and jose canseco need to have a good long science discussion on twitter

moderated by Violent J

(http://gawker.com/5985210/jose-canseco-just-explained-gravity-to-the-internet)

what in the actual fuck is going on

omg ley lines!!!

Tamara ‏@YeahTam
@azealiabanks It might have something to do with the "ley lines" that cross that area. Google "ley lines". Very interesting.

chemtrails bruh

why bcz its intrsting

lmao

Eli Roth ‏@eliroth
@AZEALIABANKS Keep doing what you're doing, don't stop or censor yourself ever.
Retweeted by YUNG RAPUNXEL

what in the actual fuck is going on

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, February 19, 2013 10:37 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://images.wikia.com/lyricwiki/images/8/89/Diggin_a_hole.gif

we are all digging a hole, but some of us are closer to the stars

I would watch a science program hosted by Jose Canseco and Azealia Banks

i fully endorse musicians to getting sucked into new age spiritual quests, go explore ley lines and psychogeology and all that, maybe it will take her mind off being such a dumb nasty bigot

someone should tell her about 432 hertz

is that the "brown sound"?

google it. I'm not gonna link any crazypants stuff here. you'll thank me.

i really do want someone to tweet the israel thing to her but i don't have the heart/guts

looking forward to fourfour's great defense of her again

at this point the only defense I could understand is "I need someone to laugh at"

this is the type of thing that, when I'm reaaaaaaally stoned, enters my mind for only the smallest moment before I come to realize that a) it is a completely ridiculous thing to think b) it would be insane of me not to filter out and to actually say outloud

YUNG RAPUNXEL ‏@AZEALIABANKS
Like because they're closer to the stars or something?....

lmaooooo

maybe there's a star out there with an incredibly long coherence length, emitting at a ridiculously large wavelength. The dalai lama sits at the peak of this emission, while others are at the zero point. maybe we all possess within us spiritual energy bands near the energy of this star's emission. we are at thermal equilibrium, while the lama is in a non-equilibrium state. maybe this is stupid.

we are all digging a hole, but some of us are closer to the stars

― lex pretend

genuine lol at this

Lex has been on fire in this thread.

caramanica throwin bows

Ms. Banks, a grade-A Internet troll, was doing something almost every rapper of note has done: take someone else’s beat and rap over it. Baauer, for whatever reason, took umbrage at that, leading to a Twitter war of words. “You don’t belong in hip-hop,” she wrote. “You don’t even know what a” — and here she added a colorful expletive — “Harlem Shake even is.”

After squabbling with Baauer she posted a video for her version of the song — one of her best songs, it should be said — and released what purported to be an e-mail of Baauer’s in which he said he liked her version.

Ms. Banks, a major-label signee more beloved of fashionistas than of hip-hop fans, has, at best, a tenuous relationship to hip-hop’s center.

She is, at a minimum, from Harlem, though that doesn’t mean what it used to, either. But her beef with Baauer played out as one interloper shaming another: hip-hop’s bold future.

I have had a decades-long feud with Caramanica's writing/point of view so it doesn't really surprise me that even his attempts to ridicule both of these eminently mockable ppl would rub me in entirely the wrong way

She is, at a minimum, from Harlem, though that doesn’t mean what it used to, either.

sorry people of harlem, you don't mean anything anymore :(

dont think he meant that...?

http://thatgrapejuice.net/2013/03/azealia-banks-explains-control-it-controversy-twitter-spars-shystie-twitter/

she just cannot come out of any of these beefs even looking witty let alone good

that's what happens when you are stone stupid and terrible

did she seriously call another female rapper 'pizza face'

is she from an 1990s oxy pads commercial

can we all just stop paying attention to this horrible child now

o well at least it alerted me to new shystie stuff, now and imminently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im4yfSWU7e0

the fuck jesus get off twitter already
and yeah, glad to hear shystie has new songs

can't wait for her public embrace of Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior, followed by her Christian hip-hop single

https://twitter.com/AZEALIABANKS/status/310273553729744896

really would not have predicted this one

omg.

whaaaaat

http://www.nme.com/news/azealia-banks/69111

this is seriously one of the dumbest human beings alive

knuckle up, Inspiral Carpets, Yung Rapunxel has you in her sites

okay, that one's kinda funny

AB's become kind of the perfect heel. she should enlist the dudley boys for her next single.

album artwork!

http://i1.cdnds.net/13/10/618x618/azealia-banks-yung-rapunxel.jpeg

lol

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FAPPscHv4Js/T0qWsV_qUAI/AAAAAAAAAEc/saE5hXfX7wU/s1600/rivers-1.gif

blolrgh

http://kaarne.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/27/corinthian_2.jpg