imydick all the people, my dick life in peace eurghhhooo-ooo
how am I still finding this hilarious
― On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
Like d4n, I was at first disappointed that No Dick wasn't No Scrubs, but I think it's still my second favorite after only Fast Dick.
― Fetchboy, Friday, 15 February 2013 04:39 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/194456/an-exclusive-interview-with-my-dick
― Zelda Zonk, Friday, 15 February 2013 05:57 (thirteen years ago)
My Dick is extremely hard to get a hold of.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 February 2013 06:21 (thirteen years ago)
Related StoriesMy Dick has the best cover album of the yearRomney's new fundraisers: Dick Cheney and Glenn BeckDick Cheney Says Hillary Clinton Should Run Against Obama in 2012
― ledge, Friday, 15 February 2013 09:05 (thirteen years ago)
"Dancing In The Dark" came on when i was in the bank earlier and i burst out laughing
― Number None, Friday, 15 February 2013 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
There's individual moments in all of the tracks which make me burst out into laughter, but 'Dancing In My Dick' is the one which has me laughing throughout.
― The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Friday, 15 February 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)
I also love 'The Ghost Of Ian Curtis' thing... and this guy can do such a convincing impression of Brett Anderson he should consider doing a record of Suede pisstakes!
― The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Friday, 15 February 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
I really like the choice of words to substitute. Oftentimes a phrase will come up and you figure it's going to be _this_ way and they actually sing it _this_ way and it's even funnier. For instance in "Imagine Dick" I figured the line would be "Above us only my dick" where they sing "Above my dick, only sky" which really drives home less the absurdity of swapping out the lyrics and more the actual masturbatory nature inherent in the original song.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:01 (thirteen years ago)
"and my dick won't be in Africa this Christmastime"
― :C (crüt), Sunday, 17 February 2013 04:15 (thirteen years ago)
Is it all sorts of wrong that I woke up this morning with 'Fast Dick' in my head?
YOU CAN'T START A FIRE SITTING AROUND CRYING FROM A BROKEN DICK
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, February 14, 2013 2:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^ This gets me chuckling every damn fucking time!
― The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Sunday, 17 February 2013 23:41 (thirteen years ago)
This seemed like a good evening to revisit Tracy Chapman's first album, and it took me 0.00000067 seconds into "Fast Car" to remember this song was about to be ruined for me.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 18 March 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)
been workin at a my dick store
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 18 March 2013 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
and i work in a market as a checkout girl!
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 18 March 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3MCD2n7JGYU#t=84s
― Fetchboy, Friday, 26 April 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
FYI
Still funny.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 7 June 2013 02:07 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 June 2013 02:46 (thirteen years ago)
omd
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 7 June 2013 02:51 (thirteen years ago)
Where's album #2?
― billstevejim, Friday, 7 June 2013 06:34 (thirteen years ago)
Don't rush my dick.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 June 2013 06:53 (thirteen years ago)
Still funny. Played the Bruce parody this morning when i woke up and it got me into a great mood!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)
My dick's just sittin' in a dump like this!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)
everybody wang dick tonighteverybody chung dick tonight
― crüt, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)
"It's a pretty good crowd for a mydickday and my dick gives me a smile, 'cause he knows it's my dick they've been comin' to see to forget about their dicks for a while."
brilliant genius
― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:48 (twelve years ago)
so its fun when people ask you "what are you listening to lately" and then you reply "have you heard about my dick? you need to experience my dick."
and just let it hang there for a bit.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)
dying re-reading this thread. I don't dare actually listen -- can't bring My Dick into the office.
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)
Every time I forget about this thread, it just keeps on coming back like some kind of dick-shaped boomerang.
― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)
"my dick is really good, actually. i think you'll enjoy my dick. you can get my dick free on the internet."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)
this album is a grower
― swmp thing (wins), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 23:36 (twelve years ago)
Lol
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 October 2013 02:06 (twelve years ago)
really? it showed itself in fullness right away, ime
― goole, Thursday, 3 October 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)
that bit in 'more than my dick' where it crescendos to "just by saying I love... my dick" - superb timing
― LubricatedGoatVEVO (haitch), Saturday, 5 October 2013 01:36 (twelve years ago)
its nice to see that everyone still loves my dick
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Saturday, 5 October 2013 02:46 (twelve years ago)
m'dick passed a law in '64 to give m'dick just a little moremy dick only goes so far (pretty far actually)
― dan m, Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:05 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-46q7GrusJw
― balls, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 05:27 (twelve years ago)
i feel bad for overlooking do they know my dick. all i could listen to was Fields of Dick and i totally missed out on this gem
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 05:33 (twelve years ago)
Just a reminder: if you're voting in the ILM end of year poll, vote My Dick!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)
protip for immature people, name yourself "my dick" in all lowercase when u play videogames
here's the story so far:
http://i.imgur.com/IVIZUpM.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/lwx6LQW.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/ebfs0VP.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/vqxn1k1.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/TLkZMDG.jpg?1
― lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:42 (twelve years ago)
http://www.colourbox.com/preview/5370952-882031-emoticon-showing-thumb-up.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:47 (twelve years ago)
omgd
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:47 (twelve years ago)
JF i feel it is very disingenuous to try and get this to place on a 2013 poll when it was clearly a 2012 release
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:58 (twelve years ago)
December 2012 = year of impact.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:59 (twelve years ago)
itt: arguments about my dick's release
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:01 (twelve years ago)
lol
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:35 (twelve years ago)
2013 was certainly the year that i got the most enjoyment out of my dick, fwiw.
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)
i guess you could say my dick just barely came out in 2012
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:07 (twelve years ago)
my dick is still huge in 2014
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:15 (twelve years ago)
And it's only getting bigger!
― Fetchboy, Monday, 6 January 2014 18:26 (twelve years ago)
yeah i think in 2012 we really experienced just the tip of my dick.
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 6 January 2014 21:58 (twelve years ago)
lolol
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 22:01 (twelve years ago)