actually still lolling, n/m
― steve "no neck" yamaguchi (vermonter), Sunday, 8 February 2009 07:09 (fifteen years ago) link
tbf if it's a joke, then that whole thing is winky-winky anyway. still think it's stupid
― jammed hymen (k3vin k.), Sunday, 8 February 2009 07:10 (fifteen years ago) link
the whole is-it-a-joke-or-irony-or-not thing pretty much induces this is pop music, because pop music has been riding the "are we serious?" fence just right for many decades.
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link
This is better than "Prom Queen", fwiw
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
This has the potential to be pretty high up in the ILX tracks of 2009 poll
― I am using your worlds, Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^^ theess
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Ok, I got through 45 seconds of that, laughing my ass off. Then I had to make it stop.
― Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
The Brokencyde track above is kinda annoying but it is damn catchy. And any group that make Limp Bizkit sound like Opeth accomplished, er, something.
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, February 8, 2009 12:41 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
there's kind of a parallel with a lot of Limp Bizkit songs in the way a really somber downtempo bridge kinda comes out of nowhere and you're not quite sure if it makes it funnier or you're just like "oh, I guess they really do mean it"
― some dude, Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Screamo crunk: A cultural primer
― no-nonsense, Monday, 9 February 2009 09:11 (fifteen years ago) link
screamo crunk more like creamo spunk amirite
― The Reverend (rev), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
imo everybody who doesn't find this shit charming is a humorless old fart
― J0hn D., Sunday, February 8, 2009 4:45 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
j0hn u don't have a problem with the misogyny? cuz that is usually your issue. the part where he mimes choking her and screaming "liar" seems...um...you know.
― Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
it's kinda funny, kinda catchy, but will be nearly intolerable the 10th time i hear it. hypeman is awesome. (okay, so your job is to go "aaagh!" got it? got it. let's do this.) agree that the "liar" bit is super-creepy, kills the buzz right off, but the crime more the video than the song. lyrical misogyny is there, but watered-down, emo standard. post more stuff like this - ideally, not live.
― dagmar at full power (contenderizer), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
plus it is the genre of "boy millionaires"
― dagmar at full power (contenderizer), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
― dagmar at full power (contenderizer), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
downgrading "10th time" to maybe halfway through the 2nd
optimism
― dagmar at full power (contenderizer), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah i guess i just don't care about keeping up with this type of shit anymore. called it LOL u old or whatever. it's like i'm not necessarily like OMG THE END OF MUSIC it just kinda...boring to me. but i'm sure kids need it, just like i needed 2 Live Crew or something like that...
but overall it just seems pretty wack and this idea that you need to care about it or try to figure it out so you're not old seems more pathetic than getting old IMO.
like it's just not really any good to me.
― Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link
none of these dudes can fuck with brother marquis either IMO. or any 2 live song.
― Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Ya 2 Live Crew are so much more AUTHENTIC
― Mirror-spangled elephant head (J@cob), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
more funnier
― dagmar at full power (contenderizer), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I like it better than flash mobs.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 9 February 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
― Mirror-spangled elephant head (J@cob), Monday, February 9, 2009 6:26 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
nah see just better to me, that's all. like me so horny -- to me -- is more fun, catchier, better rapping and stuff. that's all.
― Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 9 February 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
like authenticity or whatever is just a jive idea, i get that.
― Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 9 February 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd be more concerned about the misogyny angle if the pink shirt hypeman couldn't be pinned to the ground and get piledriven by any of the girls in the video whose necks he's holding his hands around, and also if it didn't look completely silly. That doesn't mean the issue should be ignored, but man, talk about having far more fish to fry on that issue wrt other bands/genres (like the whole alpha-male thing going on in pop music today - hat tip to JBR)
Also, brokeNCYDE are from Albuquerque, NM (ALBUCRAZY NEW MEXXXICO, if you go their myspace page) -- a nice place but hardly anything musically going on, so I kinda forgive them a lil' just for that.
Again, shit is still funny.
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 9 February 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
jailbaitcore
― The eMo City Don (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Monday, 9 February 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
or just baitcore for efficiency's sake
― dagmar at full power (contenderizer), Monday, 9 February 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm convinced brokeNCYDE is a straight up joke. It has the feel of a bunch of skaters playing some kind of grand practical joke, taking the piss out of MySpace emo bullshit. I mean, that part where they're listing off all the brands? Plus, the whole thing about "lets get drunk tonight/we don't have to fuck/baby, bring a fried along"? And then there's all kinds of absurd sutff going on in the background. Pay close attention to all the extras and what they're doing.
Then again...
― QuantumNoise, Monday, 9 February 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
fried=friend
I'd say this is approximately 57% ironic. It's hot horrible.
― Dr. Johnson (askance johnson), Monday, 9 February 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
not horrible, obv.
― Dr. Johnson (askance johnson), Monday, 9 February 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
what is interesting about this phenomenon (other than how wildly bad it is) is that these people took the 'CRUNK SCREAMS' of Lil Jon (etc), the auto-tuning of T-Pain, and the agonized pain of emo-pop and rolled it into one genre that is so bizarre and insane sounding that it kind of works.
― the table is the table, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 01:16 (fifteen years ago) link
just another gypsy hookchoking on that dick you rodeand it's taken his, in which i abodewhere i slit the moat of my mothers throatrot into me, rot into meoh no
most of us can merge in the back of the seatthe last and go into my back straight gets me cleanwell i heard the bird atop your headslumming monk had cut my bed
rot into me, rot into menanananana nanananana.oh woahh..rot into merot into me
http://www.myspace.com/sonny
― Milton Parker, Saturday, 28 March 2009 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link
this is why they make AK-47s.
― pipecock, Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
The dude in the first video looks like the 90s Eurodance star DJ Bobo:
― Tuomas, Sunday, 29 March 2009 00:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Er... Why is there a guy making death metal noises in the background? I dunno about the genre of music, but whoever is behind this certainly invented an entirely new genre of dickhead, which must be applauded.
(talking about the first clip in the thread)
― chap, Sunday, 29 March 2009 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link
― Milton Parker, Saturday, March 28, 2009 7:03 AM (1 month ago
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/04/77-boardrum-foot-village-crash-worship-several-butthole-surfers-members-probably-shooting-their-head.html
sonny's got traction!
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Good lord, this is horrible stuff (the first clip, at least)
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
ha that sonny stuff seems ok to me!! bring on the bubblegum i say
― goole, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link
brokencyde 545 up, 113 down The act of having a penis inserted into your ear. 1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night" "Really? I got brokencyded last night" "Oh man, I'm so sorry."
2. "Did you hear about Jerry?" "He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again." "It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."
― jergins, Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link
^informative
― Dear Leader (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
can we take a moment to contemplate the unsung influence of Hellogoodbye?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-KQ1tp_qOQ&feature=related
― Dear Leader (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link
get crunk >>> freaxx
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link
"here in your arms" is more like "with or without you" meets "digital love", and it is also 100% wonderful
― aaron d.g., Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.breaksilencerecordings.com/myspace/bc13/june09/images/booty_14.jpg
― admrl, Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:46 (fifteen years ago) link
By all means, join the mailing list!
― admrl, Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link
> the unsung influence of Hellogoodbye
"unsung"? We should have half the luck.
― staggerlee, Sunday, 7 June 2009 03:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha, I thought about starting a Brokencyde WTF thread when I stumbled on this a while back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noRRQ8o3tdA
Glad someone else did. I think.
― what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Sunday, 7 June 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago) link
These guys seem so bereft of charm or charisma. people are making videos who don't have interesting personalities and seem shy and unprepared on camera. I hope the youtube generation doesn't define and generate current artists via viral videos, although I guess that's what is happening.
― filthy dylan, Sunday, 7 June 2009 05:12 (fifteen years ago) link
That 2 Drunk 2 Drive video reminds me of taking the joke boy band vocal break in d12's My Band and turning it into an entire song and then making it date rape creepy.
― Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Display Name), Sunday, 7 June 2009 09:20 (fifteen years ago) link
their album is coming out soon
crunkcore is an idea whose time has come
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Sunday, 7 June 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link
I bet he's totally up for doing anything!! because he's really spontaneous!!
― armando white (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ "Waiter by day"
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link
just a crazy guy doing crazy things!!
― armando white (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link
don't worry be waiter
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm going to be nice and say I liked the guitar line to that song above. Everything else makes me really angry though...
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://obscuresound.com/?p=4269
Quick swipes of a guitar and a drum machine are all Darwin really needs to ignite his presence, which alone is more entertaining than the masses that attempt a similar rock-electro fusion.
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
That video fills out at least six squares on the hipster bingo card.
― bendy, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
bring on the st3ve g0ldb3rg jokes
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link
"The next record will be a little more introspective, emotional, Radiohead-whatever."
But for the moment, in between pursuing his deep interest in philosophy, he's grabbing every opportunity that comes knocking.
"I want my songs to be famous whether I'm the one singing them or not," he states, before embarking another in-depth tangent about Animal Collective's work ethic.
"The physical world is ultimately illusion," he says colourfully. "It keeps changing."
this is a delicately unfolding four-part succession of shit that makes me irrationally angry
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I hope his album is called radiohead-whatever
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Dude's record is actually really great and feels v. natural and effortless, in no way an atrocity. But yeah, that interview/hair/etc. and I can understand
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― emotional radiohead whatever (Jordan), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
xp!
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, April 6, 2010 8:21 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
rofl
― goole, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
These bands all make the worst videos I've ever seen.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
that falsetto voice-crack thing in the chorus is painful
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
"Radiohead-whatever" totally narrows things down.
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
actually I think I'm gonna pin this one entirely on the writer. I mean, the first goddamn sentence of the thing is
Few artists talk about their spiritual beliefs
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
few artists like to run their mouths off about dumb hippie bullshit, but fortunately for you we dug one up
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
"I love taking carriage rides through central park," Tom stated, before embarking another in-depth tangent about Animal Collective's work ethic.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
really want to make a good tom swifty outta that but all I can really come up w/ are ones about noah or ones like the one above and they don't really make me happy
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Whateverhead's "OK Whatever"
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
thank you wikipedia
"I think I'm a homosexual", Tom said, half in earnest."I am the bone lord," Tom proclaimed skulkingly.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
['deez nuts' joke goes here]
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbCEcX0pzMg&feature=player_embedded
― uptown churl, Sunday, 13 June 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
A Darwin Deez song was playing in the store I was in yesterday. I didn't like it, and was relieved when it ended.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link