POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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have cried so much from laughing so hard that now i need to go to bed.

hilarious topless cookie chef (the table is the table), Sunday, 10 February 2013 07:07 (eleven years ago) link

I think my favourite might actually be "Imagine Dick" because it's such a dickish song anyway and he does such a vicious impression of lennon's dickish dick voice, especially on the "yooo-haaa-ooooh" bits. That cracks me up.

deep otm

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 10 February 2013 07:11 (eleven years ago) link

/Baker Dick 05:44/

i guess none of you have heard richard christy do the exact same thing on howard stern over the past 5-6 years

Yeah it's a safe bet that few of us have listened to Howard Stern since "Private Parts" came out

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Sunday, 10 February 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

otm

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 10 February 2013 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

Sterns move to satellite was kind of a career killer, not that he doesn't make money and stuff but he's so niche now

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 10 February 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

Also it's not just replacing song titles with dick that does it, it's the sort of absurdist subtly and constant repetition of dick until the word starts to lose all meaning over the course of the album that does it

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 10 February 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

Also it's not just replacing song titles with dick that does it, it's the sort of absurdist subtly and constant repetition of dick until the word starts to lose all meaning over the course of the album that does it

otm. And then there's sort of this fluid movement into & out of sense that goes from "ok that's just 'my dick' in a meaningless context" to "oh fuck that works perfectly" in this dizzy way

"My dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime.
My dick can't buy a job.
My dick in a silk suit my dick spies
My dick my dick's eye.
Just for fun, my dick says: 'Get a job.'
That's just the way my dick is.
My dick will never change
that's just the way my dick is
ah, but don't you believe my dick"

They say, 'Hey, my dick, you can't my dick where the my dick goes
'cause my dick don't look like they do'
I said, 'Hey, my dick, how my dick to think about my dick?
Did you really think about my dick before you made my dick?'

That's just the way my dick is.
My dick will never change.
That's just the way my dick is.
Ah, but don't you believe my dick."

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 10 February 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently, recording has begun for the sophomore album: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=549378655081611&set=a.528881050464705.122653.519452694740874&type=1

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

I love the singing on "Piano Dick".

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 February 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE SITTING AROUND CRYING FROM A BROKEN DICK

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 14 February 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

aero praising their lyrical prowess is next-level

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

i have been going around the past few days singing "sail away sail away on my dick it's pretty good."

hilarious topless cookie chef (the table is the table), Thursday, 14 February 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

where is Chariots of Dick?

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 February 2013 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

gives new meaning to the word "instrumental"

inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

DYING at the Clapton vocals in "Dick in Heaven."

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 14 February 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

i think my dick is clumsy

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 February 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

On second thought, the scatting in "Two Dicks" is perhaps the definite highlight.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

imydick all the people, my dick life in peace eurghhhooo-ooo

how am I still finding this hilarious

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

Like d4n, I was at first disappointed that No Dick wasn't No Scrubs, but I think it's still my second favorite after only Fast Dick.

Fetchboy, Friday, 15 February 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

My Dick is extremely hard to get a hold of.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 February 2013 06:21 (eleven years ago) link

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ledge, Friday, 15 February 2013 09:05 (eleven years ago) link

"Dancing In The Dark" came on when i was in the bank earlier and i burst out laughing

Number None, Friday, 15 February 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

There's individual moments in all of the tracks which make me burst out into laughter, but 'Dancing In My Dick' is the one which has me laughing throughout.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Friday, 15 February 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

I also love 'The Ghost Of Ian Curtis' thing... and this guy can do such a convincing impression of Brett Anderson he should consider doing a record of Suede pisstakes!

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Friday, 15 February 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

I really like the choice of words to substitute. Oftentimes a phrase will come up and you figure it's going to be _this_ way and they actually sing it _this_ way and it's even funnier. For instance in "Imagine Dick" I figured the line would be "Above us only my dick" where they sing "Above my dick, only sky" which really drives home less the absurdity of swapping out the lyrics and more the actual masturbatory nature inherent in the original song.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

"and my dick won't be in Africa this Christmastime"

:C (crüt), Sunday, 17 February 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

Is it all sorts of wrong that I woke up this morning with 'Fast Dick' in my head?

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE SITTING AROUND CRYING FROM A BROKEN DICK

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, February 14, 2013 2:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ This gets me chuckling every damn fucking time!

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Sunday, 17 February 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

This seemed like a good evening to revisit Tracy Chapman's first album, and it took me 0.00000067 seconds into "Fast Car" to remember this song was about to be ruined for me.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 18 March 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

been workin at a my dick store

Heyman (crüt), Monday, 18 March 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

and i work in a market as a checkout girl!

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 18 March 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

FYI

Still funny.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 7 June 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

otm

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 June 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

omd

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 7 June 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

Where's album #2?

billstevejim, Friday, 7 June 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

Don't rush my dick.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 June 2013 06:53 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Still funny. Played the Bruce parody this morning when i woke up and it got me into a great mood!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

My dick's just sittin' in a dump like this!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

everybody wang dick tonight
everybody chung dick tonight

crüt, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"It's a pretty good crowd for a mydickday and my dick gives me a smile, 'cause he knows it's my dick they've been comin' to see to forget about their dicks for a while."

brilliant genius

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

so its fun when people ask you "what are you listening to lately" and then you reply "have you heard about my dick? you need to experience my dick."

and just let it hang there for a bit.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

dying re-reading this thread. I don't dare actually listen -- can't bring My Dick into the office.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

Every time I forget about this thread, it just keeps on coming back like some kind of dick-shaped boomerang.

I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

"my dick is really good, actually. i think you'll enjoy my dick. you can get my dick free on the internet."

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

this album is a grower

swmp thing (wins), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

Lol

lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 October 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

really? it showed itself in fullness right away, ime

goole, Thursday, 3 October 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

that bit in 'more than my dick' where it crescendos to "just by saying I love... my dick" - superb timing

LubricatedGoatVEVO (haitch), Saturday, 5 October 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

its nice to see that everyone still loves my dick

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Saturday, 5 October 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link


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