CHRIS BROWN

i feel like this goes a little beyond skirting, it's like a weird conspiracy to dupe the court. not sure he'll go to jail though.

how much of an asshole do you have to be to shirk yr fucking community service for **felony assault** against your **girlfriend**, WHO YOU ARE STILL INVOLVED WITH. It's not like he had unpaid traffic fines or some shit. I mean, what the everloving fuck. ASSHOLE. PRIZE-WINNING fucking asshole.

i feel like this goes a little beyond skirting, it's like a weird conspiracy to dupe the court. not sure he'll go to jail though.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, February 6, 2013 4:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

uh he's just lying. people do that shit all the time.

he did rope in other people to help him lie, unless i misread the article, which sounds somewhat conspiratorial...

feel like the amount of fudging on community service numbers must be billionsof hrs in toto. grossest detail in that story (if i'm reading it right) is collusion by his family

xps

gross but understandable; how likely would you be to piss off your meal ticket

Him going to jail (which he won't) for fudging community service rather than, you know, assaulting people would be some Al Capone shit.

someone's family is lying in order to help that person to get off? THE HORROR

his family must be pretty shitty, based on this and other evidence, so it may be a slight horror. plus i mean it's just community service, he already 'got off' pretty easy it seems.

if i kicked the crap out of my girlfriend my mom wouldn't do a fucking thing for me, trust

chris brown running home to mom to help him get out of the backbreaking life destroying punishment of picking up trash after he beat the shit out of a woman

His family must be pretty shitty, based on fucking CHRIS BROWN.

well that was my key piece of evidence

well we already know that MOM BREEZY is a monster

http://documents.latimes.com/chris-brown-likely-faked-community-service-d-says/

anyway, read from the end of p 10

chris brown's mom and one of chris brown's mom's former employees attempt to get a commercial cleaner to lie about CB doing all his after-hours work

look i know this isn't some manson or mozilo level crime here but come on

it is weirdly comforting to know that the system works if you have enough money

i'm just wondering if some judge, looking to get some notoriety, might not crack down on this guy

i'm just wondering if some judge, looking to get some notoriety, might not crack down on this guy

relatedly I was wondering this morning if I could have a unicorn with a badass rainbow mane

saving that post for when CB inevitably pulls the short straw and does jail time

inevitably?

relatedly I was wondering this morning if I could have a unicorn with a badass rainbow mane

Pretty sure that would get you possession and 15-20.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/493774df4fde5cf3a47a93b8286cc021/tumblr_mgbxhqAUC81r0p18uo1_500.gif

is the from The Cabin in the Woods? if so, can we send Chris Brown there?

chris brown running home to mom to help him get out of the backbreaking life destroying punishment of picking up trash after he beat the shit out of a woman

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, February 6, 2013 5:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

into this angle

I hear if you freeze-frame the shot of all the monsters waiting in cages you can find Chris Brown in there along with the vampires, ghouls and fishmen.

Hah ha, rage broccoli.... ah, good times ...

Richard Marx ✔ @richardmarx

"Risque" clothing banned at Grammys but guys who beat up women? Come ooonnn downnnnn.....#goodcallgrammys

looooool

http://www.avclub.com/articles/law-and-order-svu,92846/

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we've come full circle

http://www.epicrecords.com/sites/epicrecords/files/imagecache/epicrecords_news_node/SK%20BEAT%20IT%20approved.jpeg

no

the what even the

what if it's also a cover

He's just trollin along

the chutzpah

jfc

that SVU episode was lmao

Chris Brown ‏@chrisbrown 1h

: "X" = 10... 10 years of me being an artist. 5-5-89 bday(5+5 is 10) 8.. 9.. 10.will be turning 24. "X" 24th letter in the alphabet.

gay baiting diss of drake on jeezy remix

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia

having just seen room 237, i was looking for that word!

Oh great...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGs1gODLiSQ

my eyes rolled so hard they rolled out of their sockets and are on the floor help i cant find my eyes

i haven't watched or heard that yet - he can wait - but the positioning around this album is very much "we win back the middle-class media/critics" isn't it - collabs with crit-faves like diplo, well-timed interviews in which he finally apologises...the peddling of the "changed man" narrative is strong with this one

it's a loverman song for sure

whatever happened to ne-yo's anime suite. i bet that woudl have been 10000x better than 'fine china'

i haven't watched or heard that yet - he can wait - but the positioning around this album is very much "we win back the middle-class media/critics" isn't it - collabs with crit-faves like diplo, well-timed interviews in which he finally apologises...the peddling of the "changed man" narrative is strong with this one

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 8:29 AM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post is a 2 year old throwback from the F.A.M.E. era?

i mean...diplo already produced his biggest post-'comeback' single

video is ugh but i kinda like "Fine China" as a song, surprisingly weak high notes aside