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that is profoundly depressing

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

Can't wait for the big collab from the headliners, "Like Dylan Trapped In The Closet (It's Oh So Quiet)."

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

Bjork singing "Trapped in the Closet" may be the only context in which I would be entertained by "Trapped in the Closet"

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

Bjork singing "Trapped in the Closet" may be the only context in which I would be entertained by "Trapped in the Closet" Bjork

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bouce

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

belle & sebastian is a pretty good legacy act

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

I get that logically, I just super hate them

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

I thought everyone in Belle & Sebastian died

:C (crüt), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

maybe that was just a dream

:C (crüt), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

you're thinking of their infamous stand-up set

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

gonna make big bucks by smuggling in no-doz and jolt and selling them right before the B&S set

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

(because they are a snooze)

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

boy with the arab strap had some jawns IMO

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

OTM, but it's weird that you're using the Swedish spelling

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

well played

pandemic, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

damn

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

wtf jordan defending belle and sebastian

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

consistently worst taste in music on ILM

Mordy, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

i think j0rd was just saying the booking was smart, in terms of the festival

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

hmmm, one of the more popular indie bands of the last 20 years headlining one of the more popular indie festivals?

tylerw, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

yeah obv you'd have to be totally clueless to things like "indie rock" and "the internet" if you think that's a bad booking from a business standpoint

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

thats some real "Who's Bonny Bear" shit from n/a

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

it was less "why now" and more "that band sucks"

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

sinister development

buzza, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

i mean yeah i think belle & sebastian is a solid band too, but they're a much better headliner from an objective standpoint than some of the bands that were on the bill last year

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

i mean even if you don't think they are straight fire beautiful song you have to admit their place in the bookish fancypants UK indie canon

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

no one has argued that this is a bad business decision! everyone's just saying they're shitty!

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

the friday night headliner last year was feist, the worst act out of r. kelly/belle & sebastian/bjork is >>>>>>>>> feist from both a business and quality perspective (imo)

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

xpost -- Quite true, that.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Feist > Belle and Sebastian; that shit is str8 garbage

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

you know, i'm a mild feist fan i guess, but my wife loves her, anyway i got good tickets and took her as a surprise...and i have to say, feist was probably the artists that most exceeded my expectations as a live act....it was pretty rocking, and her band and arrangements were great, she played a lot of fingerstyle electric on a les paul jr that was cool.

this was a really nice small amphitheater though, she seems more suited to a venue like that

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

idk to me they feel like they're from a different era. nothing wrong w/that necessarily but it's like when there's a metalfest and the headliner is Testament I'm like, fuck yeah I rep for Testament but that's past-master stuff not Where It's At Now y'know? at any rate if anybody needs me I will be marshalling all forces to try to persuade or compel R to play U Saved Me from beginning to end as his entire set

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone ever done a "major headliners are only allowed to play the other headliners' songs" concert?

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

belle & sebastian are the new neil young

:C (crüt), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

btw as far as gate numbers go I fucking guarantee you Feist does bigger U.S. business than B&S, B&S not even remotely on Feist's level in those terms

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

No one argued otherwise but thanks for bandsplaining

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

...

castle grayscale (Lamp), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

the friday night headliner last year was feist, the worst act out of r. kelly/belle & sebastian/bjork is >>>>>>>>> feist from both a business and quality perspective (imo)

― d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Friday, February 1, 2013 1:49 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

i think for PF demo that b&s is a bigger draw than feist but i of course that's just a hypothesis

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

time to test it

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

i assume that the headliner with the least drawing power gets put on friday (or is it sunday?), so i guess we'll see how the bands are slotted

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

this is gonna be crazy

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

bandsplaining!!!

Mordy, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

a+ whiney. this is as good as tumblr whites!

s.clover, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

no, no its not

castle grayscale (Lamp), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

tumblr whites is all-time

pandemic, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

ok, sorry, didnt see that jordan was dumb enough to think belle and sebastian could fill more seats than feist

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

apology accepted

frogbs, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

No one argued otherwise but thanks for bandsplaining

lol learn to read

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link


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