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"Tutti Frutti" by Little Richard - till they cleaned up the lyrics.

― Justyn Dillingham, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

starfield road - sonic youth
roll it over - eric clapton

― lilylou, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
Funny Little Man - Aphex Twin
Evil Dildo - Placebo
Desert Island - Magnetic Fields
So What - Ministry

― m, Friday, 27 December 2002 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Concept album:

Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

The Butthole Surfers are clearly a reference to butt love.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Also... doesn't a song on Bonnie 'Prince' Billy's Ease Down The Road discuss "fingers in your rear" ?

― Ian Johnson, Friday, 27 December 2002 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

"Otherside" by red Hot Chilli peppers

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Marilyn Manson - "cake and Sodomy"

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

'Loose' by Iggy and the Stooges:
I'll stick it deep inside
I'll stick it deep inside
Cause I'm loose

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

'Defecate On My Face' by TISM (This Is Serious Mum)

Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I been busy protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.

Chorus:
C'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.

Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -
Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
We have ways of making you poo.

Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".
What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich.

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 04:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"Boogie In Your Butt" - Eddie Murphy

― Nick Mirov (nick), Saturday, 28 December 2002 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

A couple more from downunder (ha ha):

1. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies
just to get one fat boy's asshole"

2. Omnium Gatherum (grindcore from South Australia) - "A"
"Pretty little peach a cute firm dumpling
silky smooth skin around a tight firm arsehole"

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

You want mudflaps my girl's gottum

― Ferg (Ferg), Saturday, 28 December 2002 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

MC Paul Barman's "MTV Get Off The Air" (which features Princess Superstar) is based on the premise of Paul trying to get into a girl's "pooper hole on Superbowl Sunday".

Also, Pavement's "Conduit For Sale!" may or may not feature the line "big dick in a boy's ass".

― therobotkid, Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and the lyric after "I'll fuck you in the ass just for a laugh" in that Tricky song is the even more charming "with my quick speed, I'll make your nose bleed".

― therobotkid, Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

GWAR has alot of 'em:
numerous mentions include such touching lines as
"A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole..."

from Salaminizer:
"This is your ass, and I'm in it.
My man Sexy will fuck you up in a minute.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!"

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Turbonegro had quite a few:

Rendezvous with Anus
Rock Against Ass
Prince Of The Rodeo
Midnight NAMBLA
Sailor Man

Not all explicitly sang about "anal sex", but they all sang about dudes on dudes.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 29 December 2002 02:01 (twenty-three years ago)

As I've already mentioned elsewhere, Toni Basil's "Mickey"...

― Douglas, Sunday, 29 December 2002 03:32 (twenty-three years ago)

The Rolling Stones "Sparks Will Fly" from 'Voodoo Lounge' (geezer era) contains the line

"Sparks will fly / When I fuck your sweet ass"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 29 December 2002 04:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i haven't listened to any of the kool keith koncept records in ages, but i remember that at least one of 'em -- and probably most of 'em -- was/were obsessed with ass.

― bucky wunderlick (bucky), Sunday, 29 December 2002 05:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I forgot, like 8 years ago in highschool, while walking up the stairway to get to chemistry class, one time, this kid Kenny Saunders was rapping "Yo girl just shake them hips and thighs, and gimme the big suprise, Yo just shake dem hips and thighs and show me the big suprise", and I said, "Hey dude, what's the big suprise?" to which he responded "Anus."

Does that count?

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 29 December 2002 05:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"eat my goal" the olde footie song by the collapsed lung i believe not really abite futbal, no is it?

― bob snoom, Sunday, 29 December 2002 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Phone went west by my morning jacket :-D

"Is there still a lock on yer back door?"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think this thread contains my first ever post.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It was all downhill from there, now you can't escape.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Most people think Ween's "Chocolate Town" is about anal, but I think it's about Hershey, PA.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot believe noone mentioned "She Screamed" by Ultra Vivid Scene
"It's like fire and it's like ice/It's like being in paradise"
however, it could just be a metaphor :)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Duh.."Cocksucker Blues"

"Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I may have no money,
But I know where to put it every time"

― anode (anode), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Tush" "Sleeping Bag" "Rough Boy" "Pincushion" "Cover Your Rig"
all by ZZ TOP, greatest ass-fuckers of all time

― SexyDancer, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget the passion of Feederz' "Jesus"

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Blur - 'Girls and Boys'

― Jamie Fake (the pirate king), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My favorite Guns N' Roses lyric ever: "Turn around bitch I've got a use for you/Besides you got nothing better to do/and I'm bored."

― brian patrick (brian patrick), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm probably way of the scent here but I always thought Lee Hazlewood's 'The Night Before' was about the path less well travelled.

― holojames, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

"The Fudge Punch" by Wiseblood (aka Jim Thirlwell/Clint Ruin, of Foetus). I probably don't need to quote the lyrics...

― Reuben Flagg, Friday, 21 May 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

Marvin Gaye is definitely the man here . . .

"Ooh baby please turn yourself around, so I can love you" ('You Sure Love To Ball')

"I'm gonna be loving you, in and out, up and down, all around . . . I'm taking you here and there and all around the world" ('Feel All My Love Inside')

"I want to intrude, at least three times a day" ('Come Live With Me Angel')

I think the 'I Want You' LP is pretty much one big 'paean'.

― Edmundo (Edmundo), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Turn the Beat Around" Vicki Sue Robinson

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Prison Sex" by tool

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Pulp -- "She's a Lady" (arguably, due to the "wore your body back to front" line)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"That's The Way I Like It" KC & the Sunshine Band. Uh-huh, Uh-huh.
If that's too suggestive or uh, poetic for you there's always "Jesus Entering From The Rear" by the Dicks.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

oh and "Width of a Circle' by David Bowie. wait here comes my wife..."honey what are you looking at?" "uh it's about music..."

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

did it really take so long for the obvious to be noted?

Wreckx-N-Effect - "Rump Shaker"

― john'n'chicago, Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Brown Sugar"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

just kidding.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Stranglers "Down in the Sewer"

― dave q, Monday, 8 November 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rock Me Gently" by Andy Kim:

"Rock me gently,
Rock me slowly,
Take it easy, don't you know
That I have never been loved like this before."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Crapenters "Colon Occupants of Interplanetary Craft"

― dave q, Monday, 8 November 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

\\m//

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

No one's even mentioned Pansy Division yet, but I suppose that's too easy.

― Atnevon (Atnevon), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

Led Zeppelin 'Whole Lotta Love'

"Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man."

― stevo (stevo), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Franz Ferdinand - 'Do You Want To'. Possibly.

― Flyboy (Flyboy), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

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"Bad Romance"

Want you in my rear window
Baby you're sick, I want your love

― LeRooLeRoo, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

Funkadelic-“You Scared The Lovin Outta Me”

― X-Prince Protégé (sonnyboy), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 02:38 (eight years ago)

"The Loco-Motion" is one of these, isn't it? I always thought so

― Josefa, Thursday, 4 January 2018 07:00 (eight years ago)

"Do it holding hands if you've got the notion" ? That's going to make it more difficult, isn't it?

― Mark G, Thursday, 4 January 2018 10:15 (eight years ago)

you can enmesh fingers after you've ascertained lodgement

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 4 January 2018 19:47 (eight years ago)

Oo baby do the locomotion..

Yeah, line fits.

― Mark G, Thursday, 4 January 2018 21:55 (eight years ago)

five years pass...

Haddaway - "What Is Love"

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 May 2023 10:38 (three years ago)

Blur's Girls & Boys (the chorus)
Pulp's She's A Lady ("wore her body back to front")

― PaulTMA, Friday, 19 May 2023 11:56 (three years ago)

Haddaway - "What Is Love"

LOL

― Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 19 May 2023 13:55 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 May 2023 15:02 (three years ago)

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