ILM's Top 77 Tracks of 2012

it's nice and all but a large portion of me is wondering when the Buddha Bar compilations took over everyone's tastes

drinking cosmopolitans/mojitos/manhattans (delete as appropriate)

I'll delete them all because they're all incredibly appetizing.

this is ok, i'm just a little surprised that ppl feel really strongly about it

"Inspector Norse" summons images of several dudes sitting on an asymmetrical couch in an overly trendy lounge decorated in prime Trading Spaces/Changing Rooms overkill mode drinking cosmopolitans/mojitos/manhattans (delete as appropriate) and talking earnestly about their belts and their stock portfolios, which is not an image I though ILM in general found particularly aspirational/appealing

― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Friday, January 25, 2013 2:57 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

you could have saved yourself a bunch of time and just said "'Inspector Norse' summons images of norwegians"

"inspector norse" is a masterwork

i was thinking it was "Todd Terry" who's one of the only dj type dudes whose name i recognize and i was like "aw cool that guy's still doing stuff" but this is a different dude who spells his name funny

― mh (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, January 25, 2013 11:54 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a pun

"inspector norse" is a masterwork

― d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Friday, January 25, 2013 8:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more like inspector norse is a masturjerk

Ienjoyhotfarts

todd winning this thing is really saving carly rae from catching a few bullets here

Ingebrigt Håker Flaten is somewhere glaring at all of you for characterizing Norwegians as boring.

who is Ienjoyhotdogs Håker Flatulen?

todd winning this thing is really saving carly rae from catching a few bullets here

everyone made up their mind about "Call Me Maybe" months ago and the overall impression iirc was way more positive than negative

i'm positively negative about that song

call me maybe is the type of thing i'd normally have no interest in (mainstream girlpop + played out internet meme = ew) but i still really like it for some reason

those orch stabs in the chorus still sound compellingly terrible to me

i love orch stabs so maybe that's it

whatever

that wasn't directed at anybody or at any idea expressed itt in particular. just, whatever.

hey i just met you, whatever

everyone i've played inspector norse for has loved it, music and non music people alike. so w/e

virtually nobody at all seemed to complain when "call me maybe" won p&j

that may be because this year very few ppl here cared about P&J due to the overall horribleness of recent VVM

surprised there weren't more votes for "bandz a make her dance", "val venis" and "pop that" considering how inescapable they felt.

i was a certified kompakt fanboy until very recently, long after most people gave up, so it's a little depressing that i can't get into the pachanga boys track. it's not like it's a departure from one of the label's signature sounds so i guess it's me.

I think some dude was arguing that it got #1 by not offending anyone? ... Except some dude?
no, i'm offended too lol. can't stand "inspector norse" (and "snooze for love"), though i'll admit ILM's raging hard-on for this strand of dance music year after year adds fuel to the fire. i'm in the "adorn"-should-have-won camp but "call me maybe" would make much more sense in the #1 spot--you can probably understand its appeal even if you dislike it.

"Norse" only ever gets about 75% of where I where I wish it was going, but overtly euphoric is never going to piss me off.

Appeal of 'call me maybe' mystifies me but it's not like I'm forced to listen to it so whatever.

that may be because this year very few ppl here cared about P&J due to the overall horribleness of recent VVM

― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Friday, January 25, 2013 3:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't mean just on ILM though, in general even its detractors have been especially passionate

I barely listen to dance music and all but I find Inspector Norse very appealing for some reason. Not as much as Snooze. I have to admit that some fraction of me weighs in how much I love music videos, and the Norse video is one of my favorites.

i was thinking it was "Todd Terry" who's one of the only dj type dudes whose name i recognize and i was like "aw cool that guy's still doing stuff" but this is a different dude who spells his name funny

― mh (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, January 25, 2013 11:54 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a pun

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, January 25, 2013 10:09 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

on the same label: http://www.discogs.com/artist/diskJokke

hope i didn't just blow your mind, m@tt

Saint Etienne - Tonight - more like taint etienne “poonight”

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Grace Helbig!

i can see ppl being mystified by inspector norse's popularity if you've ignored nu-disco/Norwegian dance music for the last 7 years, but if you've been paying any attention (and a lot of ilx has), its a logical conclusion and the actual and complete opposite of "eliminating all distasteful elements until there's nothing left"

also: sitting on a sofa drinking a cocktail is underrated you should give it a try some time #pr0tip

if anyone wants to talk about belts i have some thoughts i would be happy to share.

nu-disco in general mystifies me. "let's take some of the most anthemic and relentless music of all time and make it a bloodless screensaver!"

call me maybe is fine and the one time i listened to inspector norse it seemed fine but neither is anywhere as good as adorn

i can see ppl being mystified by inspector norse's popularity if you've ignored nu-disco/Norwegian dance music for the last 7 years, but if you've been paying any attention (and a lot of ilx has), its a logical conclusion and the actual and complete opposite of "eliminating all distasteful elements until there's nothing left"

I havent and I still dug it!

you suggesting that "relentlessness" is the only quality worth admiring in dance music!

xp

I'd hide a lot of these songs under my garage tbh.

not exaclty nu-disco but:

https://soundcloud.com/i-d-online-1/carly-rae-simpson-call-me

Gr80 don't worry u didn't blow my mind

k just checking.

there's a 3rd norwegian dance guy with a punny name but its escaping me right now

Hongroe

actual lols

i'll cop to being blindsided by "Wut" taking #1 two years ago, and i still don't care for the night slugs scene, but i get it.

you suggesting that "relentlessness" is the only quality worth admiring in dance music!

xp

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, January 25, 2013 4:15 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not at all. but to me, the word "disco" suggests a degree of rhythmic propulsion that is very lacking in the sad little drum machine plops i hear on these kinds of tracks.

i don't actually remember anything about todd terje's "snooze 4ever" or whatever it was, maybe i'm just not into what he does

xp

alright alright i could get pedantic with you but you i wont, its just weird when a guy who doesn't pay any attention to a whole scene dips his toe in to the water and starts making broad generalizations

i mean, "drum machine plops"! in 2013! gtfo

i already copped to being an idiot itt, and obnoxiously out of my depth in the exact same way i criticized people posting about "Springsteen," but you're carrying on the convo so i'm just responding in good faith at this point without trying to dig myself any deeper.

http://www.freetimelinecovers.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/goodfellas-funny-guy.jpg

It seems like a funny #1 choice for a board where there have so often been complaints about things being offensively inoffensive, though I suppose I haven't see that sort of talk that much recently. I also didn't agree with it a lot of the time.

this might be of interest/ add context:

here is what is possibly Terje's most popular non-edit track pre-"snooze for love"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCSyA2UQtMg

i cant find the interview now, but when he first made the track (2004-2005 iirc?) it was a joke/dare from some other friends to make the "ultimate cheesy euro dance song" but the end result was such a hit with friends that he ended up releasing it as a single in earnest.

this one at least kinda knocks, so far