POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

be some dick, be some dick

I mean c'mon the imagery in that one is just top notch.

~we can sail, we can sail, with my dick it's pretty good~

"I put my dick around my shoulder" is astounding

i think the single biggest laugh is when the "sax" comes in on baker dick

last night I was trying to come up with Bruce Springsteen + poop jokes, but nothing but lines from Dancing in My Dick would come to mind. This release has been detrimental to my social life. :(

"this release".

still going hard

got my hopes up that this had placed in the albums poll when i saw this bumped this morning :(

Well, I think I might have finally found someone who doesn't think My Dick is the greatest thing ever. It's a sad day.

it's my dick its my dick

WHEN MY DICK IS AT THE WHEEL

I've been giving all manner of pop songs the "my dick" treatment in my head, it's an illness. "I Wanna Hold My Dick", "Torn My Dick", "My Dick Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us", "Don't Dream It's My Dick", "My Dick Killed The Radio Star" &c &c.

It's fun but I think this may have ruined all music for me.

fields of dick got shafted

^

Baker Dick 05:44

i guess none of you have heard richard christy do the exact same thing on howard stern over the past 5-6 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOIs4UVAby0

a lot of these are funny but "baker dick" is an old joke to me

I think my favourite might actually be "Imagine Dick" because it's such a dickish song anyway and he does such a vicious impression of lennon's dickish dick voice, especially on the "yooo-haaa-ooooh" bits. That cracks me up.

have cried so much from laughing so hard that now i need to go to bed.

I think my favourite might actually be "Imagine Dick" because it's such a dickish song anyway and he does such a vicious impression of lennon's dickish dick voice, especially on the "yooo-haaa-ooooh" bits. That cracks me up.

deep otm

/Baker Dick 05:44/

i guess none of you have heard richard christy do the exact same thing on howard stern over the past 5-6 years
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Yeah it's a safe bet that few of us have listened to Howard Stern since "Private Parts" came out

otm

Sterns move to satellite was kind of a career killer, not that he doesn't make money and stuff but he's so niche now

Also it's not just replacing song titles with dick that does it, it's the sort of absurdist subtly and constant repetition of dick until the word starts to lose all meaning over the course of the album that does it

Also it's not just replacing song titles with dick that does it, it's the sort of absurdist subtly and constant repetition of dick until the word starts to lose all meaning over the course of the album that does it

otm. And then there's sort of this fluid movement into & out of sense that goes from "ok that's just 'my dick' in a meaningless context" to "oh fuck that works perfectly" in this dizzy way

"My dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime.
My dick can't buy a job.
My dick in a silk suit my dick spies
My dick my dick's eye.
Just for fun, my dick says: 'Get a job.'
That's just the way my dick is.
My dick will never change
that's just the way my dick is
ah, but don't you believe my dick"

They say, 'Hey, my dick, you can't my dick where the my dick goes
'cause my dick don't look like they do'
I said, 'Hey, my dick, how my dick to think about my dick?
Did you really think about my dick before you made my dick?'

That's just the way my dick is.
My dick will never change.
That's just the way my dick is.
Ah, but don't you believe my dick."

Apparently, recording has begun for the sophomore album: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=549378655081611&set=a.528881050464705.122653.519452694740874&type=1

I love the singing on "Piano Dick".

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE SITTING AROUND CRYING FROM A BROKEN DICK

aero praising their lyrical prowess is next-level

i have been going around the past few days singing "sail away sail away on my dick it's pretty good."

where is Chariots of Dick?

gives new meaning to the word "instrumental"

DYING at the Clapton vocals in "Dick in Heaven."

i think my dick is clumsy

On second thought, the scatting in "Two Dicks" is perhaps the definite highlight.

imydick all the people, my dick life in peace eurghhhooo-ooo

how am I still finding this hilarious

Like d4n, I was at first disappointed that No Dick wasn't No Scrubs, but I think it's still my second favorite after only Fast Dick.

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/194456/an-exclusive-interview-with-my-dick

My Dick is extremely hard to get a hold of.

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"Dancing In The Dark" came on when i was in the bank earlier and i burst out laughing

There's individual moments in all of the tracks which make me burst out into laughter, but 'Dancing In My Dick' is the one which has me laughing throughout.

I also love 'The Ghost Of Ian Curtis' thing... and this guy can do such a convincing impression of Brett Anderson he should consider doing a record of Suede pisstakes!

I really like the choice of words to substitute. Oftentimes a phrase will come up and you figure it's going to be _this_ way and they actually sing it _this_ way and it's even funnier. For instance in "Imagine Dick" I figured the line would be "Above us only my dick" where they sing "Above my dick, only sky" which really drives home less the absurdity of swapping out the lyrics and more the actual masturbatory nature inherent in the original song.

"and my dick won't be in Africa this Christmastime"

Is it all sorts of wrong that I woke up this morning with 'Fast Dick' in my head?

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE SITTING AROUND CRYING FROM A BROKEN DICK

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, February 14, 2013 2:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ This gets me chuckling every damn fucking time!

This seemed like a good evening to revisit Tracy Chapman's first album, and it took me 0.00000067 seconds into "Fast Car" to remember this song was about to be ruined for me.

been workin at a my dick store

and i work in a market as a checkout girl!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3MCD2n7JGYU#t=84s

FYI

Still funny.