POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

yes I wanted to mention the amazing parodies in the awards ceremony, every single one of those just kills me. I was singing "Hanging with Chico on the flipside" or whatever it is yesterday.

shawnie d, shawnie d
I'm the same shawn I used to be

I am not having a very good day today so I thought listening to "Dancing in my dick" might help. I am hear to report that it did and I'm not having a giggle fit while simultaneously chair dancing at my desk. My dick is the best.

I am hear

err, here

lol OK I don't think I'd heard Orinoco Dick until just now.

:)

this thing really is perfect

Of course my computer then froze right when I had the window open and was bopping along and a co-worker came by. Uh, what's that? Oh just My Dick. NBD. :/

Orinoco Dick might be my favorite

It's hilarious!

AOTY

I feel like "Ironic Dick" is being massively underrated

the backing vocals on ironic dick are perfect

They are all magic, but I have to say Dancing In My Dick is the best

"Sitting around crying by a broken dick"

MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK - just kills be but also yeah there are a lot of gems in that one for sure. It's my fave.

YOU SIT AROUND GETTING MY DICK
THERE'S A JOKE THERE SOMEWHERE MY DICK'S ON ME
I SHAKE MY DICK OFF MY SHOULDERS
COME ON BABY MY DICK'S ON ME

I have a feeling my dick could be someone!

be some dick, be some dick

I mean c'mon the imagery in that one is just top notch.

~we can sail, we can sail, with my dick it's pretty good~

"I put my dick around my shoulder" is astounding

i think the single biggest laugh is when the "sax" comes in on baker dick

last night I was trying to come up with Bruce Springsteen + poop jokes, but nothing but lines from Dancing in My Dick would come to mind. This release has been detrimental to my social life. :(

"this release".

still going hard

got my hopes up that this had placed in the albums poll when i saw this bumped this morning :(

Well, I think I might have finally found someone who doesn't think My Dick is the greatest thing ever. It's a sad day.

it's my dick its my dick

WHEN MY DICK IS AT THE WHEEL

I've been giving all manner of pop songs the "my dick" treatment in my head, it's an illness. "I Wanna Hold My Dick", "Torn My Dick", "My Dick Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us", "Don't Dream It's My Dick", "My Dick Killed The Radio Star" &c &c.

It's fun but I think this may have ruined all music for me.

fields of dick got shafted

^

Baker Dick 05:44

i guess none of you have heard richard christy do the exact same thing on howard stern over the past 5-6 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOIs4UVAby0

a lot of these are funny but "baker dick" is an old joke to me

I think my favourite might actually be "Imagine Dick" because it's such a dickish song anyway and he does such a vicious impression of lennon's dickish dick voice, especially on the "yooo-haaa-ooooh" bits. That cracks me up.

have cried so much from laughing so hard that now i need to go to bed.

I think my favourite might actually be "Imagine Dick" because it's such a dickish song anyway and he does such a vicious impression of lennon's dickish dick voice, especially on the "yooo-haaa-ooooh" bits. That cracks me up.

deep otm

/Baker Dick 05:44/

i guess none of you have heard richard christy do the exact same thing on howard stern over the past 5-6 years
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Yeah it's a safe bet that few of us have listened to Howard Stern since "Private Parts" came out

otm

Sterns move to satellite was kind of a career killer, not that he doesn't make money and stuff but he's so niche now

Also it's not just replacing song titles with dick that does it, it's the sort of absurdist subtly and constant repetition of dick until the word starts to lose all meaning over the course of the album that does it

Also it's not just replacing song titles with dick that does it, it's the sort of absurdist subtly and constant repetition of dick until the word starts to lose all meaning over the course of the album that does it

otm. And then there's sort of this fluid movement into & out of sense that goes from "ok that's just 'my dick' in a meaningless context" to "oh fuck that works perfectly" in this dizzy way

"My dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime.
My dick can't buy a job.
My dick in a silk suit my dick spies
My dick my dick's eye.
Just for fun, my dick says: 'Get a job.'
That's just the way my dick is.
My dick will never change
that's just the way my dick is
ah, but don't you believe my dick"

They say, 'Hey, my dick, you can't my dick where the my dick goes
'cause my dick don't look like they do'
I said, 'Hey, my dick, how my dick to think about my dick?
Did you really think about my dick before you made my dick?'

That's just the way my dick is.
My dick will never change.
That's just the way my dick is.
Ah, but don't you believe my dick."

Apparently, recording has begun for the sophomore album: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=549378655081611&set=a.528881050464705.122653.519452694740874&type=1

I love the singing on "Piano Dick".

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE SITTING AROUND CRYING FROM A BROKEN DICK

aero praising their lyrical prowess is next-level

i have been going around the past few days singing "sail away sail away on my dick it's pretty good."

where is Chariots of Dick?

gives new meaning to the word "instrumental"

DYING at the Clapton vocals in "Dick in Heaven."

i think my dick is clumsy

On second thought, the scatting in "Two Dicks" is perhaps the definite highlight.