I read that at first as 'A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Short Short (My) Dick"' - but that would have probably been a bit too meta.
― Jeff W, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
need an entire Radiohead album like this IMO
― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
"My dick's so my dicking special"
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:07 (thirteen years ago)
Dick SpiritFake Plastic DickHigh and Dry (Like my Dick)Black DickClimbing Up the DickHail to the Dick
― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbLaw6GfbE
― future kendricks (longneck), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
omg More Than My Dick is beautiful
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me
this is completely OTM btw
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
interview with my dick
http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/
― Number None, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:47 (thirteen years ago)
How did I not see any of this until just now?
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
"clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, January 7, 2013 8:08 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"
otm
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARERMY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACEI CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRRORWANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK
― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― arby's, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)
There were quite a few which didn’t make the cut as well, including some favorites of mine, “Invisible Dick,” “Kokomo-Dick,” and “Cum On Feel My Dick.”
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
torn between "do they know it's my dick" and "my name is my dick" currently
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
I hope this is online for a while, so every time i get sad i can just go here and start to laugh again.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
I downloaded it for just that reason.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
"dick on my list" has been stuck in my head for days now, and i don't know how to feel about it.
― one bish two bish red bish blue bish (fadanuf4erybody), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
I think I've done this before, inebriated with some friends once, only I used the word "Fuck".
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
OK wait "Do they know it's my dick?" is kind of killing me right now too.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
I think this really is the best choice for lyrics swap, knocking down the male realm of rock n roll machismo by inflating it to the point where it's completely meaningless and silly.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
i do appreciate when the combo of laziness and contempt is too much to come up with semi-real lyrics and he just goes mydickmydickmydickmydickmydick
― goole, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
"there's a dick outside your windowand it's a dick of dread and fear"
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
also: billy joel still unlistenable
― goole, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
"My dick is on my dick"
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
dancing in my dick is amazing
"i'm just tired and bored with my dick"
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:03 (thirteen years ago)
still stand by Fields Of Dick
― regarding an eccentric and non-existent American Gladiator (crüt), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
ew
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
fields of dick vs. wall o' gina
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
"guitar" solos on the hornsby and clapton ones are next level
― goole, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
voted for fields of dick because of his voice on it but baker dick and orinoco dick made it v hard (!)
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)
i have baker dick stuck in my head : /
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
sounds painful
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
four minutes
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah this is going to pretty much ruin the originals for me of about half the tracklist, which is fine of course
― Spectrist, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
we have a wiener
― Spectrist, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:10 (thirteen years ago)
Totally on board with Baker Dick winning, but disappointed this poll didn't have 500 voters.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:11 (thirteen years ago)
damn, glad a threw a vote to fast dick
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Friday, 11 January 2013 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
was really hard not to open this thread at work today
I FORGOT TO VOTE. i think i'd have been between do they know it's my dick? and dancing in my dick.
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:28 (thirteen years ago)
voted dancing in my dick. "i check my dick in the mirror" going through my head makin me lol all day
― arby's, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:40 (thirteen years ago)
cmd+f "my d1ck" = 1 of 69 as of this post, don't fuck it up people
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 11 January 2013 01:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://f0.bcbits.com/z/27/25/2725461338-1.jpg
― sleeve, Friday, 11 January 2013 01:12 (thirteen years ago)
If you want to contact My Dick for any reason, please click right here.
Thanks again for your support, My Dick
― sleeve, Friday, 11 January 2013 01:16 (thirteen years ago)
"all i can say is that my dick is pretty dick"
― lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 01:34 (thirteen years ago)
(Boner Track)
― BISH HOOS aka the teendrimer (Craig D.), Friday, 11 January 2013 02:56 (thirteen years ago)
just for fun my dick says....get a job
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 January 2013 03:08 (thirteen years ago)
there's something going on here where he says dick so much that you expect every noun to be replaced by dick but then (i think) on purpose he WON'T change it to dick and for some reason it's even more LOL
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 January 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
said someone's gotta take care of my dickso I quit school that's what I did
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:22 (thirteen years ago)
this is amazing
― Z S, Friday, 11 January 2013 04:33 (thirteen years ago)
I really appreciate that he synth-drummed the cymbal crash triplets on the baker dick - it's the subtleties
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:01 (thirteen years ago)