xe.com has no data on how much my dick CAD translates to my dick EUR but either way bandcamp won't take my dick so it's all a wash
― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:27 AM (12 minutes ago)
sounds like a philip j dick story
― CGI fridays (Edward III), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
*more applause*
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
my dick passed a law in '64to give my dick just a little moremy dick only goes so far(pretty far, actually)
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Sharp Dressed Dick".
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)
er, "Sharp Dressed My Dick"
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:58 (thirteen years ago)
I read that at first as 'A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Short Short (My) Dick"' - but that would have probably been a bit too meta.
― Jeff W, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
need an entire Radiohead album like this IMO
― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
"My dick's so my dicking special"
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:07 (thirteen years ago)
Dick SpiritFake Plastic DickHigh and Dry (Like my Dick)Black DickClimbing Up the DickHail to the Dick
― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbLaw6GfbE
― future kendricks (longneck), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
omg More Than My Dick is beautiful
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me
this is completely OTM btw
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
interview with my dick
http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/
― Number None, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:47 (thirteen years ago)
How did I not see any of this until just now?
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
"clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, January 7, 2013 8:08 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"
otm
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARERMY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACEI CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRRORWANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK
― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― arby's, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)
There were quite a few which didn’t make the cut as well, including some favorites of mine, “Invisible Dick,” “Kokomo-Dick,” and “Cum On Feel My Dick.”
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
torn between "do they know it's my dick" and "my name is my dick" currently
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
I hope this is online for a while, so every time i get sad i can just go here and start to laugh again.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
I downloaded it for just that reason.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
"dick on my list" has been stuck in my head for days now, and i don't know how to feel about it.
― one bish two bish red bish blue bish (fadanuf4erybody), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
I think I've done this before, inebriated with some friends once, only I used the word "Fuck".
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
OK wait "Do they know it's my dick?" is kind of killing me right now too.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
I think this really is the best choice for lyrics swap, knocking down the male realm of rock n roll machismo by inflating it to the point where it's completely meaningless and silly.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
i do appreciate when the combo of laziness and contempt is too much to come up with semi-real lyrics and he just goes mydickmydickmydickmydickmydick
― goole, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
"there's a dick outside your windowand it's a dick of dread and fear"
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
also: billy joel still unlistenable
― goole, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
"My dick is on my dick"
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
dancing in my dick is amazing
"i'm just tired and bored with my dick"
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:03 (thirteen years ago)
still stand by Fields Of Dick
― regarding an eccentric and non-existent American Gladiator (crüt), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
ew
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
fields of dick vs. wall o' gina
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
"guitar" solos on the hornsby and clapton ones are next level
― goole, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
voted for fields of dick because of his voice on it but baker dick and orinoco dick made it v hard (!)
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)
i have baker dick stuck in my head : /
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
sounds painful
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
four minutes
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah this is going to pretty much ruin the originals for me of about half the tracklist, which is fine of course
― Spectrist, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
we have a wiener
― Spectrist, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:10 (thirteen years ago)
Totally on board with Baker Dick winning, but disappointed this poll didn't have 500 voters.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:11 (thirteen years ago)
damn, glad a threw a vote to fast dick
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Friday, 11 January 2013 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
was really hard not to open this thread at work today
I FORGOT TO VOTE. i think i'd have been between do they know it's my dick? and dancing in my dick.
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:28 (thirteen years ago)
voted dancing in my dick. "i check my dick in the mirror" going through my head makin me lol all day
― arby's, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:40 (thirteen years ago)
cmd+f "my d1ck" = 1 of 69 as of this post, don't fuck it up people
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 11 January 2013 01:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://f0.bcbits.com/z/27/25/2725461338-1.jpg
― sleeve, Friday, 11 January 2013 01:12 (thirteen years ago)
If you want to contact My Dick for any reason, please click right here.
Thanks again for your support, My Dick
― sleeve, Friday, 11 January 2013 01:16 (thirteen years ago)
"all i can say is that my dick is pretty dick"
― lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 01:34 (thirteen years ago)