POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"

btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song

still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC

what even is this thing?

it's something WONDERFUL

this pole is hard

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

When Piano Dick started I wasn't sold but then he said "i'm sure my dick could be a movie star, if my dick could get out of my dick" and i'm dying

Ironic Dick is just such a perfect, pure expression of contempt for the source material

yeah that is I think the harshest diss of all the my dick tracks, even dick in heaven isn't quite as mean

I have to say, I greatly appreciate the vocal impersonations on this

MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARER
MY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACE
I CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRROR
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK

http://i.imgur.com/26iyN.png

rofl

hero

*applause*

xe.com has no data on how much my dick CAD translates to my dick EUR but either way bandcamp won't take my dick so it's all a wash

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:27 AM (12 minutes ago)

sounds like a philip j dick story

*more applause*

my dick passed a law in '64
to give my dick just a little more
my dick only goes so far
(pretty far, actually)

A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Sharp Dressed Dick".

er, "Sharp Dressed My Dick"

I read that at first as 'A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Short Short (My) Dick"' - but that would have probably been a bit too meta.

need an entire Radiohead album like this IMO

"My dick's so my dicking special"

Dick Spirit
Fake Plastic Dick
High and Dry (Like my Dick)
Black Dick
Climbing Up the Dick
Hail to the Dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbLaw6GfbE

omg More Than My Dick is beautiful

the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me

this is completely OTM btw

interview with my dick

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/

How did I not see any of this until just now?

"clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, January 7, 2013 8:08 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

otm

MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARER
MY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACE
I CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRROR
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK

― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There were quite a few which didn’t make the cut as well, including some favorites of mine, “Invisible Dick,” “Kokomo-Dick,” and “Cum On Feel My Dick.”

torn between "do they know it's my dick" and "my name is my dick" currently

I hope this is online for a while, so every time i get sad i can just go here and start to laugh again.

I downloaded it for just that reason.

"dick on my list" has been stuck in my head for days now, and i don't know how to feel about it.

I think I've done this before, inebriated with some friends once, only I used the word "Fuck".

OK wait "Do they know it's my dick?" is kind of killing me right now too.

I think this really is the best choice for lyrics swap, knocking down the male realm of rock n roll machismo by inflating it to the point where it's completely meaningless and silly.

i do appreciate when the combo of laziness and contempt is too much to come up with semi-real lyrics and he just goes mydickmydickmydickmydickmydick

"there's a dick outside your window
and it's a dick of dread and fear"

also: billy joel still unlistenable

"My dick is on my dick"

dancing in my dick is amazing

"i'm just tired and bored with my dick"

still stand by Fields Of Dick

ew

fields of dick vs. wall o' gina

"guitar" solos on the hornsby and clapton ones are next level

voted for fields of dick because of his voice on it but baker dick and orinoco dick made it v hard (!)

Sting is playing with Shaggy at a venue near our house, and we were joking around about a collab, which then reminded me of “Fields of Dick” which truly is one of the funnier ones on this record.

I
I will be my dick
And you
You will be my dick
Though nothing
Will drive my dick away
We can beat my dick
Just for one day
We can be my dick
Just for one day
And you
You can be mean
And I
I'll drink my dick all the time
'Cause we're lovers
And that is a my dick fact
Yes, we're lovers
And that is that
Though nothing
Will keep my dick together
We could steal my dick
Just for one day
We can be my dick
For ever and ever
What d'you say?

don't you wonder sometimes about sound and my dick?

said someone’s gotta take care of my dick, so i quit school that’s what i did

His name was always my dick
And he’d shrug and ask to stay
And she’d sigh like Twig the My Dick
And turn her face away
She’s uncertain if she likes my dick
But she knows she really loves my dick
It’s a crash course for the ravers
It’s a drive-in my dick

So, so you think you can tell
My dick from hell
My dick from pain
Can you tell my dick
From a cold steel rail?
My dick from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade
My dick for ghosts?
My dick for trees?
My dick for a cool breeze?
My dick for change?
And did you exchange
My dick in the war
For a lead role in my dick?

How I wish, how I wish you were my dick
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in my dick
Year after year
Running my dick over the same old ground
What have we found
The same old fears
Wish you were my dick