POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

never mind, i jumped the gun too early, should be "do they know it's my dick"

there's a dick outside your window / and it's a dick of dread and fear / where the only my dick flowing is / the bitter dick of tears / and the my dick bells that ring there / all the clanging dicks of doom / well tonight thank god it's my dick instead of you

they really put a lot of effort in to that one

okay yes to this

I should not be listening to this at work, what if my headphones come unplugged and "EVERYBODY HAVE DICK TONIGHT" blares out across the low cubicles

I really could vote for any of these.

omg baker dick

it's the 'diiiiiiiick' in the background during the sax part

yeah

ah this is hilare

Just for fun, my dick says get a job. That's just the way my dick is, my dick will never change.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I didn't think it could get better than Baker Dick and then I got to Ironic Dick

"Two Dicks" by a mile

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

the fact that these dudes know enough about Gerry Rafftery to be making "Baker St" jokes means they are probably way too old to be doing this

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

I'm reasonably certain that two of the friends I sent it to have listened to the whole thing more than once

I didn't do it in one sitting, but I've listened to every single track on it. Several of them more than once (or twice or three or four times).

i have listened through it a couple times, for which my wife thanks you all

This is so wonderful, just the effort he puts into singing and going through with what must have seemed like a completely idiotic thing to do after the first half-dozen songs were done.

I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"

btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song

still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC

what even is this thing?

it's something WONDERFUL

this pole is hard

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

When Piano Dick started I wasn't sold but then he said "i'm sure my dick could be a movie star, if my dick could get out of my dick" and i'm dying

Ironic Dick is just such a perfect, pure expression of contempt for the source material

yeah that is I think the harshest diss of all the my dick tracks, even dick in heaven isn't quite as mean

I have to say, I greatly appreciate the vocal impersonations on this

MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARER
MY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACE
I CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRROR
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK

http://i.imgur.com/26iyN.png

rofl

hero

*applause*

xe.com has no data on how much my dick CAD translates to my dick EUR but either way bandcamp won't take my dick so it's all a wash

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:27 AM (12 minutes ago)

sounds like a philip j dick story

*more applause*

my dick passed a law in '64
to give my dick just a little more
my dick only goes so far
(pretty far, actually)

A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Sharp Dressed Dick".

er, "Sharp Dressed My Dick"

I read that at first as 'A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Short Short (My) Dick"' - but that would have probably been a bit too meta.

need an entire Radiohead album like this IMO

"My dick's so my dicking special"

Dick Spirit
Fake Plastic Dick
High and Dry (Like my Dick)
Black Dick
Climbing Up the Dick
Hail to the Dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbLaw6GfbE

omg More Than My Dick is beautiful

the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me

this is completely OTM btw

interview with my dick

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/

How did I not see any of this until just now?

"clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, January 7, 2013 8:08 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

otm

involving dicks ofc

I mean, that could be the actual story here! idk

A true measuring contest

"he wasn't interested in the original material I was bringing to the band. he said I was trying too hard to be like Tonetta. but the real rift came when he calculated girth incorrectly."

"You know that Summer penis is gonna haunt you the rest of your life" -- Jonathan Richman

https://www.menshealth.com/uk/sex/a759340/summer-penis-is-a-thing-and-you-probably-have-it/

my dick, where you going with that cum in your hand

My name is My Dick...
I live on the My Dick floor

"Delivery for a... My Dick?"
"Oh no, you've got floor 3. It's on the My Dick floor above"

“Everybody Have Fun Tonight” came on at work and I had to excuse myself because I was giggling so hard I was crying thinking about the My Dick version

if you go to the Bandcamp and scroll to the bottom, the RIYL engine gives you "If you like My Dick, you may also like:"

Baker Dick

Did they not do "My Duck will tear us apart" ?

Blummin spelling corrector ..

Meter doesn't line up correctly

My Dick's selections were perfect really. Most of the songs are played-out commercial radio staples that needed taking down a rung

Never meant to cause my dick any trouble
Never meant to cause my dick any pain
Only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only want to see you laughing in my purple dick

My Dick keeps on giving

My Dick … I got My my Dick 40s
My Dick … Rolling on my dick

….
What you got in my dick?

My dick been running hot
You got me ticking, now don't blow my dick
If you start my dick
If you start my dick, I'll never stop
Never stop, never stop, never stop

Sting is playing with Shaggy at a venue near our house, and we were joking around about a collab, which then reminded me of “Fields of Dick” which truly is one of the funnier ones on this record.

I
I will be my dick
And you
You will be my dick
Though nothing
Will drive my dick away
We can beat my dick
Just for one day
We can be my dick
Just for one day
And you
You can be mean
And I
I'll drink my dick all the time
'Cause we're lovers
And that is a my dick fact
Yes, we're lovers
And that is that
Though nothing
Will keep my dick together
We could steal my dick
Just for one day
We can be my dick
For ever and ever
What d'you say?

don't you wonder sometimes about sound and my dick?

said someone’s gotta take care of my dick, so i quit school that’s what i did

His name was always my dick
And he’d shrug and ask to stay
And she’d sigh like Twig the My Dick
And turn her face away
She’s uncertain if she likes my dick
But she knows she really loves my dick
It’s a crash course for the ravers
It’s a drive-in my dick

So, so you think you can tell
My dick from hell
My dick from pain
Can you tell my dick
From a cold steel rail?
My dick from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade
My dick for ghosts?
My dick for trees?
My dick for a cool breeze?
My dick for change?
And did you exchange
My dick in the war
For a lead role in my dick?

How I wish, how I wish you were my dick
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in my dick
Year after year
Running my dick over the same old ground
What have we found
The same old fears
Wish you were my dick