Finally Rich - Chief Keef

I'm sure Theo Huxtable would have been a great rap critic but as long as people do become other things than lawyers, doctors and bankers and some even have a talent for writing I should think there would be room for a few critics as well?

i do think plenty of rap critics would love depictions of violence in neighborhoods closer to them too, look at odd future

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaah DJP

replace 'black' with 'yellow' and that is my life

I think slavery, nepotism, institutionalized racism, the slow death of print news media and the devaluation of writing as a paid skill shouldn't have happened either but guess what

honestly surprised how many people have responded to solange's tweets etc by skipping past "yes some good points, but i know what i'm doing as a critic" and going straight to "stfu hater!"

xp dayo, it's only going to be magnified in the Ivy environment too, because those schools are crucibles for doctors/lawyers/bankers/professors/businessppl; the only ppl of color I know that don't fall into those buckets are either singers from musical families or come from super, super rich families and never had to worry about having a career that made money

come from super, super rich families and never had to worry about having a career that made money

haha these are like all the people I know from school and I always rmde a lil' when I see on my fb feed that one of them just signed w/ a 'literary agent' or w/e

of course I also rmde when I see that they went to law/business/med school

are there no honorable professions left anymore

I think it's weird that there's no debate about whether wealthy white record executives can sell thousands and thousands of Chief Keef records to middle class white suburban teens, just about whether a tiny handful of white hipsters can say they enjoy it on the Internet

whiney's all for knocking white hipsters, but don't take away their ability to make money by reviewing rap albums, come on!

whiney is great at seeing creepiness in all things but his own creepiness

are there no honorable professions left anymore

software! (he says with zero self-interest, none at all)

come on croup, u really can't be trolling that hard, dude? I'm OUT HERE protecting the $150 Jayson Greene made of Chief Keef, gtfo idiot

you want people to leave white hipsters alone and fight the real enemy, i get it

maybe ppl are just skeptical that the only thing underlining critical raves of chief keef is the excellent quality of his music

well yes, because the music is straight-up garbage

It's not like some gross 50s hipster jerking off to field recordings, it's professional pop critics listening to one of the few rap albums in 2013 that has promotion behind it. If the problem is white people celebrating nihilism, start by blaming Jimmy Iovene

― so far, so good... solange! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 7:40 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like Macklemore!

since when are professional pop critics not gross hipsters jerking off anyway?

i'm saying hipsters aren't writing these reviews in a bubble and J0rdan, who also reviews like Justin Bieber records, is reviewing a pop phenomenon like he would any other thing vetted by a major label.

Also, yes, I'm ALL IN 100% for knocking on white hipsters, especially since they're doing way more disgusting things with black music than "writing positive reviews of it"

eg: www.facebook.com/events/408203589260930

http://www.facebook.com/events/408203589260930

i know you're still hard on hipsters, it's just sweet to see you sympathize with their desire to review pop product on the internet even when you know how it's part of a horrible system

i never said it was part of a horrible system? why are you putting words in my mouth you fucking creep

i mean i thought you might throw those fools into the fire and leave the critic game to those in the know, but here you are pointing out how they're only following orders

can i put forward that there are a lot of conflicts w/in the black community that keef is underlining so when white ppl are perceived to be taking sides in that it probably seems a bit weird too

i.e. generation gap is obviously a HUGE thing. & there's also class & geography.

so when Hip White Critic does his ACTUALLY DUBSTEP IS KIND OF GOOD to gangster rap there are all these other dimensions to it

i can tell you being in nyc for 3 months that simply the level of segregation here isnt even on par w/ how it is in chicago ... you dont have middle class Lincoln Park (chicago) white people living in Bronzeville in chicago, but they waltz around harlem (many parts of) like they own the place etc. it's just a completely different level of interaction.

i think one of the things about keef is he makes guys like this seem Really Old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktSslqEcTRE
I chose this example b/c it sounds like French is biting a Keef hook

aw, the google cache for "A Match Made In Harlem" has expired already

n.o.r.e. doesn't really need help seeming old

lol internet white guys get crazy defensive if anybody suggests there's cultural tourism present in getting excited about "nihilism" in black music (not a shot at u deej, though I still think yr nuts to rep for this guy's rapping)

kind of feel keef's defenders are leaning a biiiiit too heavily on the "young people like him, u old" defense

not saying it's inaccurate but it's not great criticism

it's not music criticism, we're talking about the controversy

i think if deej and j0rd fail to see the forest for the trees it's from being in chicago during keef's rise -- i've been writing about local rap passionately for ages and basically bending over backwards to avoid the kind of hyperbolic homerism they keep setting off all my red flags for

when bossman signs his 3 million dollar interscope deal we'll look pretty foolish

lol

he signed a 2.5 mil sony deal 8 years ago -- that kind of thing going nowhere is exactly why i go "who fuckin cares" when people trot out the supposed hugeness of keef's contract

if they weren't going to be extraordinarily overpriced I'd buy you a pair of beats by keef's for xmas next year

i heard that Keef's headphones play the beat 2 seconds of where you lay down your vocals

of=off

LOL

some dude I have beef with you now that you fucked up that joke

sorry :(

"I see that Dr. Dre, whose name is virtually synonymous with state-of-the-art studio perfectionism and sonic excellence, made a lot of money with branded headphones. think we can do that with the kid whose album sounds like a mixtape made in a basement that we tacked Rick Ross verses onto? sure, why not"

tbf dr. dre's are overpriced rip-offs so you're criticizing the marketing alone

if these posts interfere with the line of high-end studio monitors I'm trying to broker with Lil B I'm gonna be pissed

yeah idgaf about awesome audiophile snake oil i'm just saying at least the psychology of the marketing for one actually makes sense (xp)

Chief Keef Brand Metronomes will be all the rage next Christmas

lollllll

looool

you could actually get some buddha box buzz going on a metronome that kept random time

brb, making a metronome that counts based off the Fibonacci sequence

buzza box budd <--name of a strain I am cultivating rite now

gets you so lifted all u can do is repeatedly click 'random threads'