POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

Fields Of Dick really hits the spot for me.

I'm really feeling how they replace the sax line in Baker Dick with a vocal. And, of course, Orinoco Dick is just beautiful.

gotta go for Dancing In My Dick. The lyric changes are the funniest

Dick in Heaven is the one that most needed to be made. Plus that title!

the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me

Do They Know It's My Dick? a sleeper in this one

clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

lmao this is amazing

nice job on the thread title btw

"been workin' at a my deck store"

DICK obv

this is funny because DICK LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DICK

flagged that post

people it seems we're really immature for laughing at this

"ironic dick" has an admirable purity

Holy fucking awesome fuck

I just downloaded this for one hundred dollars

not really but I wanted to

album of the year

no joke this is the music of my dreams

baker dick is incredible

This was made for ILM obviously, because "Into the Night" is one of the noms in the My Dick Awards montage.

Okay now I officially love these dudes.

fb post from xmas day: "Our hearts go out on this day to the victims of Oasis. Never forget."

"fast dick" for "city lights lay on my dick"

never mind, i jumped the gun too early, should be "do they know it's my dick"

there's a dick outside your window / and it's a dick of dread and fear / where the only my dick flowing is / the bitter dick of tears / and the my dick bells that ring there / all the clanging dicks of doom / well tonight thank god it's my dick instead of you

they really put a lot of effort in to that one

okay yes to this

I should not be listening to this at work, what if my headphones come unplugged and "EVERYBODY HAVE DICK TONIGHT" blares out across the low cubicles

I really could vote for any of these.

omg baker dick

it's the 'diiiiiiiick' in the background during the sax part

yeah

ah this is hilare

Just for fun, my dick says get a job. That's just the way my dick is, my dick will never change.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I didn't think it could get better than Baker Dick and then I got to Ironic Dick

"Two Dicks" by a mile

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

the fact that these dudes know enough about Gerry Rafftery to be making "Baker St" jokes means they are probably way too old to be doing this

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

I'm reasonably certain that two of the friends I sent it to have listened to the whole thing more than once

I didn't do it in one sitting, but I've listened to every single track on it. Several of them more than once (or twice or three or four times).

i have listened through it a couple times, for which my wife thanks you all

This is so wonderful, just the effort he puts into singing and going through with what must have seemed like a completely idiotic thing to do after the first half-dozen songs were done.

I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"

btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song

still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC

what even is this thing?

it's something WONDERFUL

this pole is hard

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

Only the real my dick understands its craft and the subtleties in its work and that’s why we need a followup.

But yeah I agree the funniest parts are when he ruins the natural rhymes by placing my dick awkwardly out of place or in places you wouldn’t expect it.

even with that, i respect the careful craftsmanship and subtleties it takes to place my dick in the right place

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick

I put my hand upon my dick
When I dick you dick we dick

_ really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it_

I'd like to teach my dick to sing

It's a beautiful dick
Sky falls, you feel my dick
It's a beautiful dick
Don't let it get away

Touch me
Take my dick to that other place
Teach my dick
I know my dick's not a hopeless case

Which is better?

Happy birthday my dick

Or

Happy my dick to you

Or

My Dick Birthday to you

Or

Happy Birth My Dick you

Or

My dick My dick to you

Or
?

happy dick day to you

It was all a dream
I used to read My Dick magazine

Remember Rappin' Dick? duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought my dick would take it this far

Happy birthday my dick

Hey... It actually is my birthday and therefore my dick brithday too

My dick My dick to you

Obvious winner here.

dig latin we have the same birthday, cheers

Cecilia, you're breaking my dick

Happy my dick day, table!

I've got so much dick
The bees envy me
I've got a sweeter dick
Than my dick in the trees
Well, I guess you'd say
What can make my dick this way
My dick, my dick, my dick
Talkin' 'bout my dick
My dick

sail my dick sail my dick

<3

My dick my / my dick my / my dick my

just for fun my dick says get a job

Pray for the other dicks

Shake dick like a Polaroid picture...

if the artists are reading this, please invent a long backstory, an epic feud, and an imminent reunion

involving dicks ofc

I mean, that could be the actual story here! idk

A true measuring contest

"he wasn't interested in the original material I was bringing to the band. he said I was trying too hard to be like Tonetta. but the real rift came when he calculated girth incorrectly."

"You know that Summer penis is gonna haunt you the rest of your life" -- Jonathan Richman

https://www.menshealth.com/uk/sex/a759340/summer-penis-is-a-thing-and-you-probably-have-it/

my dick, where you going with that cum in your hand

My name is My Dick...
I live on the My Dick floor

"Delivery for a... My Dick?"
"Oh no, you've got floor 3. It's on the My Dick floor above"

“Everybody Have Fun Tonight” came on at work and I had to excuse myself because I was giggling so hard I was crying thinking about the My Dick version

if you go to the Bandcamp and scroll to the bottom, the RIYL engine gives you "If you like My Dick, you may also like:"

Baker Dick

Did they not do "My Duck will tear us apart" ?

Blummin spelling corrector ..

Meter doesn't line up correctly

My Dick's selections were perfect really. Most of the songs are played-out commercial radio staples that needed taking down a rung

Never meant to cause my dick any trouble
Never meant to cause my dick any pain
Only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only want to see you laughing in my purple dick

My Dick keeps on giving

My Dick … I got My my Dick 40s
My Dick … Rolling on my dick

….
What you got in my dick?

My dick been running hot
You got me ticking, now don't blow my dick
If you start my dick
If you start my dick, I'll never stop
Never stop, never stop, never stop

Sting is playing with Shaggy at a venue near our house, and we were joking around about a collab, which then reminded me of “Fields of Dick” which truly is one of the funnier ones on this record.

I
I will be my dick
And you
You will be my dick
Though nothing
Will drive my dick away
We can beat my dick
Just for one day
We can be my dick
Just for one day
And you
You can be mean
And I
I'll drink my dick all the time
'Cause we're lovers
And that is a my dick fact
Yes, we're lovers
And that is that
Though nothing
Will keep my dick together
We could steal my dick
Just for one day
We can be my dick
For ever and ever
What d'you say?

don't you wonder sometimes about sound and my dick?

said someone’s gotta take care of my dick, so i quit school that’s what i did

His name was always my dick
And he’d shrug and ask to stay
And she’d sigh like Twig the My Dick
And turn her face away
She’s uncertain if she likes my dick
But she knows she really loves my dick
It’s a crash course for the ravers
It’s a drive-in my dick

So, so you think you can tell
My dick from hell
My dick from pain
Can you tell my dick
From a cold steel rail?
My dick from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade
My dick for ghosts?
My dick for trees?
My dick for a cool breeze?
My dick for change?
And did you exchange
My dick in the war
For a lead role in my dick?

How I wish, how I wish you were my dick
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in my dick
Year after year
Running my dick over the same old ground
What have we found
The same old fears
Wish you were my dick