pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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i feel sometimes like dudes decide whether they like a rapper right off the bat and stick with that feeling for life

i tend to do the opposite; decide i like a rapper right off the bat and then forget about them

flopson, Monday, 31 December 2012 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

i agree w/ mccoll except that i think it's hilarious reading angry rap blogger shpiel in the p4k & appreciate how much license noz has to openly attack the site's readership. like while it's pretty horrifying to contemplate the innerworkings of the mind of an adult human who would write "just know that none of this stuff is notable or interesting or entertaining to anybody who was listening to rap music back before 2008," it's perversely comforting to imagine someone out there who feels they've just lost pitchfork as a friend

flopson, Monday, 31 December 2012 06:20 (eleven years ago) link

flopson you have not experienced true horror

based grandpa (noz), Monday, 31 December 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

i've seen things you people wouldn't believe

negative opinions about rap music

all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

time to die

kaygee, Monday, 31 December 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

don't come at the king, lil flip

― dead cera (J0rdan S.), Sunday, December 30, 2012 7:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if the best the king can do is 'lol complex makes slideshows' im gonna argues hes not wearing any clothes n/h

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

i dont normally n/h but i thought it was lightweight funny to do so here

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

i feel lightweight agitated

Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Monday, 31 December 2012 12:02 (eleven years ago) link

complex has done listicles for years but it seems like only since deef's been there that they do hopelessly meta listicles of "25 things everyone thinks about hip-hop (but nobody will say" and "25 most hated on rappers"

some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

shit's actually been readable imo

dead cera (J0rdan S.), Monday, 31 December 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

oh it's def improved in some ways, props for that. just saying, my post was more pointed than just 'lol complex makes slideshows.'

some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

the EOY stuff has been particularly ugly and difficult to navigate this year.

how's life, Monday, 31 December 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

the hideous glowing trapezoids are part of an emerging visual culture, man

some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

"hopelessly meta" does this phrase even have meaning

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

you were the one scolding me for being meta on twitter the other day lol

some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

getting an smartphone is the first thing that's made me understand complex's layout at all. it would be nice if they had a non-mobile version of their site tho.

Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

the EOY stuff has been particularly ugly and difficult to navigate this year.

― how's life, Monday, December 31, 2012 10:55 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can say it's ugly but how is it difficult to navigate? you click on the name of the feature you want and it takes you there

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

youre apparently better at communicating ambiguity

just to be clear, you realize i'm talking about the place his vocals land on the beat (as in which part of the beat) rather than the slightly 'off' rhythmic nature of his voice that somedude is talking about, right -- hes putting his vocals down in unconventional places w/in the rhythm of the track

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

blah wrong tab ignore me

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

that seemed like a very cryptic metaphor for pitchfork's layout, yes

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 31 December 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

you can say it's ugly but how is it difficult to navigate? you click on the name of the feature you want and it takes you there

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, December 31, 2012 4:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you click on the name of the feature you want a whole bunch and then it takes you there

how's life, Monday, 31 December 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

works on one click for me, must be my indie cred

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

LOL @ 'the hideous glowing trapezoids'

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

I tend to believe that the qualitative aspects of a classic—the ones not dictated by the great tastemaker called time—should be measured by an artist's ability to perfect their own blueprint, not The Blueprint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VqTaV3hbvY

Confusing de dicto with de re...

It's like I don't think you fully understand who I am, y'know?
I'm just a good kid from Compton that wanna rap
I don't represent no colors, I represent my lil' sisters and brothers
I'm the oldest, nigga
And if you can't respect that, your whole perspective is wack
Check it out

I used to wanna rap like Jay-Z
until I finally realised that Jay wasn't me

Eggs and the marketing board behind them, Thursday, 3 January 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

i hate the idea of 'the great tastemaker called time' btw so stupid

rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 3 January 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

Time, the great hate duller, shall dull your hatred

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 January 2013 06:49 (eleven years ago) link

or possibly reinforce it. did u think about that? old bitter ppl are everywhere

rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 3 January 2013 06:55 (eleven years ago) link

Mirror, i'ma talkin' to you

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:00 (eleven years ago) link

Perhaps Time, the great timer, shall call times up on them

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:01 (eleven years ago) link

And then Time, the big brother, will take the controller back and play earthworm Jim because Time, the great Jimmer, knows how to beat this part

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

Time swears it

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:05 (eleven years ago) link

Been visiting family & traveling since the 29th, so been sporadic on ilx, but is p much every thread about deej and/or chief keef now?

Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

I figured that since we were on ilm, chief keef was some underground rapper who only put out mixtapes on datpiff or something, but i just saw one of his CDs in target today! I guess he's the taylor swift of rappers or something?

said the brohaim to the cochise (how's life), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

naw, that's drake

hemioblock (The Reverend), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

some indie record that's much cooler than mine, that's that shit i don't like

lex pretend, Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

Meanies, that's that shit I don't like

Binder, Binder & (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

On a date with cutest boy, higher than a kite

Binder, Binder & (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

daddy said stay away from juliet, like #huahhuahhuah

mconor, Sunday, 6 January 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

On a date with cutest boy, higher than a kite

― Binder, Binder & (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, January 6, 2013 2:59 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

rap steve gadd (D-40), Sunday, 6 January 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

Admittedly I haven't tried to stream the YLT record yet, so maybe the "controllable" content is really awesome, but man they are really proud of themselves for catching up to what NPR has been doing for years now.

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 January 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

I was glad to stream the album, and happy to easily see/read the liner notes for the record - something that is missing from the rest of my iTunes library. I don't really knock them for giving it a heavy PR spin, even if the BS is high. What are they supposed to do, not announce that they are streaming full albums?

scott pgwp (pgwp), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, seems fine to me.

Z S, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

it's IMMERSIVE

j., Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

its also a shot against NPR which kinda locked down the ON FIRST LISTEN hits awhile back

rap steve gadd (D-40), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

the thing about NPR album streams is that they kinda sucked from a user perspective

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 8 January 2013 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

i mean it was cool that they existed but that was about all

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 8 January 2013 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

blurbs for today's reviews:


Tall Ships
Everything Touching
By Laura Snapes

Known for their ferocious live show, the Brighton-based post-rock band's long-time-coming debut is equal parts meditative and cathartic.

Various Artists
L.I.E.S. Presents: American Noise
By Andrew Gaerig

Offering an unparalleled collection of fresh talent, the rise of Ron Morelli's Long Island Electrical System is one of the most significant and encouraging developments in American underground electronic music in years. This sprawling 2xCD label compilation is a bewitching collection of underground dance, experimental, and analog ephemera.

Mats Gustafsson / Colin Stetson
Stones
By Brian Howe

Recorded live at the 2011 Vancouver Jazz Festival, Stones doesn't allow Stetson and Gustafsson to complement their respective, opposing traits, but pits them against each other for a furious, abrasive record that bombards the listener into submission.

Wooden Wand
Blood Oaths of the New Blues
By Grayson Currin

During the last decade, James Jackson Toth has used the Wooden Wand handle and variations on it to release a mountain of barely compatible material. His proper debut for British vanguard Fire Records captures the best essences of this career in 41 seamless minutes.

T.I.
Trouble Man: Heavy Is the Head
By Ian Cohen

T.I.'s scattershot 70-minute eighth album features guest spots from A$AP Rocky, R. Kelly, André 3000, Pink, Lil Wayne, Cee Lo Green, Meek Mill, and others.

spot the odd man out

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

only one of those artists posted to ilm??

once & future (Lamp), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

lol

I was talking about how every blurb manages to give you an idea of what the album is like except for the T.I. blurb, which is just a list of names

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

haha i thought you were referring to pink

lex pretend, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

they seriously need to start having the writers pen frontpage blurbs for their own reviews, or have the editor(s) put more thought into the summaries, because the 'randomly cherrypick and recontextualize words from the review' style has gotten so sloppy

ThePartyHater (some dude), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link


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