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wahey!!!!!!!!!!!!
i remember the first time i saw prolapse.
it was the BEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIFE!!
i am suing the london transport system....they are calling their
trains 'tube trains'!!! after all the hard work i put in and they
want to take the credit....i dont belllllieve it!!

― turk - ham on hand, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The rumours true, Dave Jefferies gets 14 oz per hour, we've got Geordie Mick and his bongos (and famous fez), playing at the next event. (We're only giving him 11oz of the dead flea shit tho' ha ha )

― Columbian Skunk Mine Owner (flowersdie), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Turk is that actually you? Still involved with Beatglider? I'm sure I saw their name on a forthcoming gig listing somewhere...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't talk to me about Beatglider!!!!
After ALL THE MONEY I SPENT!!!!!
And now DJ Jason Basin is leaving the TUBE BAR!!!!!
What am I GOING TO DO NOW!!!!!!
OOOOH NOOOOO!!! This is THE WORST DAY OF MY WHOLE LOOOIIIIIFFFEEEEE!!!!

― turk - ham on hand (flowersdie), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

God I love prolapse. 'Italian Flag' was bloody great...didn't like ghosts of dead aeroplanes much though. Can't believe i've found other people who like them as much as i do...

― Kate Jane Connolly (fixitgirl), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, you're a fool - while The Italian Flag is indeed great, Ghosts Of Dead Aeroplanes is BETTER. So ner.

And Turk, I'm sorry if I've caused you any anguish - just an innocent enquiry ;-) - I'm a Tube Bar alumnus '96/'97 vintage, see?

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 19 June 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just spent a good few minutes trying to remember what the name of their song 'Deanshanger' was. I was getting it confused with 'Panshanger, a district of Welwyn Garden City where some of my friends lived around about, coincidentally, the time when 'Deanshanger' came out.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 19 June 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Deanshanger is a village in Northants, UK that Pat and Mick from Prolapse used to frequent when doing archeology digs. They also used to go round the charity shops there so that Mick could find yet a another ceramic monkey to stick on his "toy wall".

― Derrick McDerique (flowersdie), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

My nephews mates granny had a pet monkey who set fire to the curtains with a lighter.

― sid moony, Tuesday, 24 June 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard a rumour that Geordie Mick has auditioned as bassist on Simon Le Bon's new solo album. Remember, you read it here first kids!

― Boris Vian (flowersdie), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Mick and Pat are moving to Scandanvia together and are forming a band called olag the great. They have recorded a hard house tune called "viking boyz" with legendary producer Ben Keen and the girl who used to be in Tiny Too.

― sid money (flowersdie), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Linda has got into watchmaking (but only as a hobby)and drummer Tim was involved in a freak accident involving an umbrella and a pair of kitchen scales. Sorry.

― sid moany (flowersdie), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Freed Unit gimp Jeremy (son of) Peel is recording an album of
Prolapse covers playing only the tambourine with his 'sock monster'.

the Field Mice were unavailable for comment.

― john hogg, Friday, 27 June 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I've heard that S. Mick has tried his hand at producing, and has engineered The Haggis Collectors (two bored 14 year olds from Ayr)new single, a cover of the Ligament Blub Brothers classic "Big Shoe Boy". It's out in October on Pickled Egg.

― Sid Meany, Sunday, 29 June 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

my grandmother was telling me about her prolapsed rectum last week and for a moment I disassociated to this thread.

― Queen G returneth? (Queen G returneth?), Sunday, 29 June 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave Jeffries new Aztec/emo/transvestite influenced outfit "The Salt" are currently working with my nephews mates grannys monkey as producer, at Bogsheds old studio.Honestly.

― sid moony, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

In a bizzare twist of fate Geordie Mick has accidently burnt all his nostril hair off while trying to impersonate Ron Mael from Sparks using only a packet of matches and some "laughing gas". S'all true.

― sid mangy, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Hey Turk! The 'Glider sank without a trace, anyway. F'k'm. Has Scotia gone to Norway with Elin yet? Might be up to play at the Spread Eagle before you know it! Be afraid, youth! Love to all if you see 'em.
DXX

― DRS, Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

In a last ditch attempt at fame Geordie Mick has tried to create a whole new own genre. He takes his BONGO METAL outfit "How Many Means Bakes Five?" out on the road in September. The tour starts at the Shed in Leicester. The band all wear Fez's to "comical" effect. Keep it under your hats.

― Edward Fizzy, Friday, 25 July 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Strange but completely true. Ex Julian Cope guitarist and Prolapse Keyboard curlyhead Donald Ross Skinner has been offered a free season ticket seat (worth £650!)in the directors box at Port Vale F.C. in exchange for writing and performing a single with the team squad for the upcoming season to commemorate the "Valiants" 127th season in existence.

― Gillian Mope, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how this thread keeps coming back.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Appppparently Scottish Mick got so drunk at his leaving Leicester party that his eyes completely sealed up like Rocky in Rocky 2 (or was it Rocky 3?) He had to be helped into a taxi and guided home as he could no longer see more than 3 yards in front of him. Fascinating.

― Patrick Thistle, Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

just takin a break from mah pigeons to tell ya that scottish
mick is plannin to start a Stockholm Monsters tribute band called
the Oslo Ogres.

― John ****ing Lambie, Thursday, 7 August 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Awww Nawww!!! In his new job as a Norwegian fisherman Scottish Mick has been eaten whole by a whale. He was taking time out to contemplate who he liked more out of The Field Mice and The Cure and he was going to post the results of his musings on I Love Music. Now we'll never know. Ahoo! It makes ne want to cry on my teddy bear and sing big blue bus by Choo Choo Train, in melancholic sadness.

― Dougie Freedman, Wednesday, 20 August 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Scottish Mick RIP 1967-2003.

So sad, to end up being eaten by a whale. A victim of his own deathlist really. It makes me sad, in the same way remembering drinking fizzy strawberry vodka in the park, with a girl you no longer know, listening to a tape she made you of The Fat Tulips, Cellophane, 14 iced bears, the Marigolds, the McTells and the latest Bouquet single, Blub!

― a lonely fluffy pink cloud, Friday, 22 August 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Geordie Mick has retired to a rest home, called Sleeperbloke, for slightly famous ex members of mid 90's bands. He has a room in the home next door to to Neil Codling who used to be in Suede.

― fat tulip, Monday, 15 September 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

my blackened soul rejoices in the almost overbearing fear and despair
that lurks within the heart of the prolapse maelstrom.
quiver, mortals.

― orchus, Monday, 15 September 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

I remember Donald Ross Skinner bumming the little bloke from Fantasy Island whilst singing The Spider.

― sid moony, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a picture painted by Prolapse at one of their gigs (might have ben all-dayer in Kings Cross Arts Depot). And one of the hand-painted vinyl copies of 'Pointless Walks...'. Another of their side-projects was Cha Cha 2000. They are really bloody sadly missed.

― Mog, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

NB Scottish Mick used to do phone-ins on the John Peel show with updates on Kingstonians football team. I think at the time they were sponsored by Cherry Red, though whether this means they played in a Prolapse strip, is unclear.

― Mog, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

What you got a shiny face for?
What you wearing those glasses for, you slimy git?
Your parents must've hated you to call you "Kim"...

Let this most odd thread live on forever!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.erasoul.homestead.com/files/f_prolapse.jpg

They will be sorely missed. ahoo.

― Winston Churchill, Monday, 13 October 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I met Mick (the singer) in Paris last week and he said that Mick (the bass player ?) had just got married to someone he met in a pub in the town they used to live in (Lester I think he said). His wife's name is Doreen, and she's quite a bit older than him, but she used to live in Paris.

― Sophie Du Pont, Saturday, 18 October 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

grooooovy!
i celebrate with one hot blast from my wacky sax.

*HONK*

― boris vian, Saturday, 18 October 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Scottish Mick has now joined a band with the guy from Cable but finds it difficult to break away from his famous "rants" when performing. He has also opened a ceramic monkey shop in Oslo selling all the simian pottery he has collected from charity shops around the East Midlands over the years. He often just sits there, staring at his monkey pottery, thinking about the time the little fella from Comet Gain bit him on the ear.

― KittySymons, Thursday, 6 November 2003 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.jetsetrecords.com/images/bands/prolapse/prolapse_main.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.jetsetrecords.com/bands/prolapse/default.asp&h=179&w=237&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dprolapse%2B%26start%3D80%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN

― idreamoflichen, Friday, 14 November 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jetsetrecords.com/images/bands/prolapse/prolapse_main.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 14 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jetsetrecords.com/images/bands/prolapse/prolapse_main.gif

― stilldreamsoflichen, Friday, 14 November 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

the guy from comet gain bit me on the back of the LEG at a lungleg gig or was it on the back of my lung and a legleg gig?

― mick derrick, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i as a gof from lesta i know mick he great. I got one of his ceramic monkeys it called robert smith me like his mortuary expression and wobbly fingers.

― jeremy ogi, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.aspencountry.com/aspen/assets/product_images/product_lib/31000-31999/31075.jpg

― Ed wood wood wood, Monday, 24 November 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

that 'Songs For Ella' e.p was KILLER.
the lead track... that one which sped up and slowed down all the way thru.. awesome.

ahhh... Prolapse.

― ian johno (ian johno), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.studio-rama.com/jen/3d/nodmonkey.jpg

― Human Bean, Monday, 24 November 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I met Scottish Mick in Coalville once at a Hugh Grant convention, he had whale bones sown into his y-fronts and was holding Lionel Ritchie's clay head in the air like a trophy.

― Sid Moony, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The continual life of this thread makes me merry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

EVEN A STOPPED TURK TELLS THE RIGHT TIME TWICE A DAY.

― Justin Toper, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

shes not my girlfriend, we just sleep in the same bed!
cmon everybody, its a leicester fiesta! BRILLIANT! etc etc

― son of my father, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh DREAR......

― Imsorryiwasoutofmymindondopeandspeed, Thursday, 27 November 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

cheer up tubeboy, have a fag.

http://www.poleshift.org/sublim/pov/turk%20(converted).gif

― the dolphin, Thursday, 27 November 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

NO! DONT SMOKE EVERYONE, COME AND HAVE A PIZZA AT MY PLACE, ITS THE BEST RESTAURANT YOU'LL SEE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE........ITS BRILLIANTTTT!

http://www.themenumaker.com/Turk

― il tacchino, Thursday, 27 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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Gideon Coe on 6 Music just played a forthcoming track from Prolapse

Prolapse - On the Quarter Days
https://bsky.app/profile/6music.bsky.social/post/3lktpdj4xib2b

sounding intense and noisy

― djmartian, Thursday, 20 March 2025 22:21 (one year ago)

On Spotify now. Pretty good!

― paulhw, Tuesday, 25 March 2025 16:08 (one year ago)

And said track is now up for streaming/purchase:

https://prolapse2.bandcamp.com/album/on-the-quarter-days

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 March 2025 23:23 (one year ago)

Plus, we got video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-MDNcozGgY

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 March 2025 23:26 (one year ago)

three months pass...

More! Cha Cha Cha 2000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNMeGgG37C0

― emil.y, Friday, 27 June 2025 13:02 (eleven months ago)

two months pass...

Unless I'm missing something somewhere else, you know there's a whole new album out right?

https://open.spotify.com/album/5TNi3y1BQPDXLVfXegk4dz?si=A-ctOXGtToKoLfJn0IzeUw

― paulhw, Friday, 5 September 2025 23:45 (nine months ago)

Very well aware!

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 September 2025 14:20 (nine months ago)

Very well aware!

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 September 2025 14:20 (nine months ago)

*hiccup*

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 September 2025 14:20 (nine months ago)

six months pass...

Just listened to The Italian Flag for the first time while reading this entire thread. Would describe the experience as 'life affirming'

― imago, Saturday, 4 April 2026 08:47 (two months ago)

The reunion album is tremendous, one of my faves from last year. Amazing that they still have that unique vocal contrast still working perfectly.

― Gerald McBoing-Boing, Saturday, 4 April 2026 13:42 (two months ago)

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