Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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Teh Lolz
OG Whizz

musically (musically), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:59 (twenty years ago)

One Flush
Are You Being Served?
MC Trivial
Short Order Chefz
Apostrophe C'rew
DJ Considerate
MC Stagefright
The Childish Three

Aggreko, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:28 (twenty years ago)

Ye Olde Pymppe

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

McFlurry
McChicken
ChickenMcNuggets

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:56 (twenty years ago)

geir go eat something for god's sake

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:15 (twenty years ago)

MC Pretty Fingers Passantino
DJ Doobtronix

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Chronic Town EP

Hahahahahahaa
Danger Mouse's next side-project moniker, no doubt.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Spelling B

Badvuggum (Badvuggum), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Hrvatski apparently got his name from a hypothetic rap name.

ummm I once thought up for a duo, dj hiv and mc positive, but I half stole that from something about band names I read in the wire.

thomas mehlt (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Busta Nuttt

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 28 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

I was going to cut and paste part of that Josef Stylin page but I can't pick just one. Holy crap.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Some of this are weird,others are not to be honest half of them have a sting and intrest to them which catches peoples attion. i have to admite this is a well writtin site but very racist against these names some are unproperit but others are diffently appricated. most rappers have names like that. sorry i do not have a quistion i just though it would be nice to inform u on this matter thank you.

Yours,truly
Jessie MCkay

jessie Mckay smith, Sunday, 30 April 2006 23:54 (twenty years ago)

Toy-Lett and the 2000 Flushez

musically (musically), Monday, 1 May 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

MC Poos Clouds

Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Lots of sodas would make bad-yet-plausible rapper names:

I used to say something similar-rejected blaxpoitation characters

Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:41 (twenty years ago)

MC Hen Fap

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Brooz-EZ
Cotton-L
MC SKIN-SO-SOFT

p.j. (Henry), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

MC MC Escher

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

i just got on here to do the mc escher one! dammit.

jonathan - stl (jonathan - stl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Soul Dub Narcotic Funk Blunted Sound System Crew Foundation Corporation

Telephonething (Telephonething), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:22 (twenty years ago)

G - Whiz,
Tomjockey
N-boy
R-cube
G-low
Rap-Resent
s-presso
presto
paradize
Fake-X
lauw_R
ReGuner
T-unit
R-Qial
YassIn.

tom van meer, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Leden van ''FlashTrack''

G-Whiz
N-Boy
Wes-L
G-low
R-cube

Hooft- Flashtrack, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

De Nieuwe FlashTrack

N-boy
G-whiz
wes_L

N-boy ft G-whiz, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Orgeneele RapGroep '' FlashTrack'' leden:

Hooftleden:

G-Whiz
G-Low
N-boy
MI-NI

Hooft, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Orgeneele RapGroep '' FlashTrack'' leden:

Hooftleden:

G-Whiz
G-Low
N-boy
MI-NI

Hooft, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Tha Durrty Laundry Crew feat. White King D & Ultra Biz.

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Deez Nutz.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Des Prez

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)


Unh!

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
Stylus

freestyling name

Stylus, Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
Melon Balla

musically (musically), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...
muphez da skeez

jergins (jergins), Thursday, 7 September 2006 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

Snickers With Attitude

Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 7 September 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

Moisty Moist

Hideous Lump (Hideous Lump), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

MC Crikey

M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...
Hush Puppeez
Topsiderz
Busta Brown

Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Chip Ahoy

mucho (mucho), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Punny Loafaz

Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Didymo.

You know being named after rock snot is da bomb, y'all.

GLC (ZakAce), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

Big Black (credit goes to Tuomas)
Nas-T

Jena, Saturday, 28 July 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Kumquat
Freedo Lay
N.M.A.

Euler, Saturday, 28 July 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

this is the worst thread ever.
astounding lack of humor.

bitchass motherfucka
mc trevor johnson
george bush
tha drykleenaz
wakk-ass bastard
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i mean, really?

Jordan Sargent, Saturday, 28 July 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Pet Shop Boyz

Telephone thing, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

MC Hongro

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

big fun

max r, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

ol' dirty apron

max r, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

Barry X

The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

hah jordan sargent surprisingly otm

deej, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

WG Grace

snoball, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/WGGrace.jpg
Straight ballin'

snoball, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)


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