My God, It's So Full of Shit, Video Gaaaaymes... Rolling Worst Songs of 2012

AAHHH i just looked up who wrote that and it was THE-DREAM

*dead again*

http://youtu.be/BosUhVSpdak

This is just utterly appalling. Those fucking little trilly piano bits!

I mean:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosUhVSpdak

Those fucking little trilly piano bits!

100% otm. *barf*

We are weird = we haven't changed our clothes since the 90s would you like a cupcake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM8JhvfoqdA

FUCK YOU

oh god that weird and wonderful song is painful

so much suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0vFid2tKbI

Already over 9M views on YouTube

maybe I'm naive but I have never seen product placement on such a level. i guess after the stonking success of "On the Floor" Swarovski and BMW (and everyone else) realised what a relative steal this sort of advertising is?

in any case this isn't just a little product drop near the beginning it is CONSTANT throughout the video

I am having second thoughts about hating this song though because it makes me want to hear Funky Kingston all the time, and anything that makes you want to hear Funky Kingston all the time can't be all bad, right?

Also I keep thinking Pitbull's on the verge of going "my my my MY MUSIC HITS ME, SO HARD"

actually hate this a lot less than "Matilda" which I honestly thought was by Ween at first

Popjustice uncovered this the other day. Lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygDRVeSmOs&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygDRVeSmOs

Ha, I was nodding my head, thinking "Yeah, this looks pretty bad" - and then the vocals came in! Real lols.

nothing bad about that cubicle song. fun, carefree, and they seem honest, no pretention.

Seriously, I would rather listen to that 500000000 times than ever hear Matilda or Pitbull again in my life

real music for real people

what is the man doing with his eyes at 1:02?

there's nothing egregiously wrong with that Pitbull song...?

people just be hatin on pitbull

http://youtu.be/iGNIDXUaVts

Ark Music Factory is working with some big names for the next holiday.

okay no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGNIDXUaVts

I got as far as "here comes my home town/feels good to get my wheels down" and I couldn't continue

"I've got a little plan for you" has got to be the creepiest Christmas greeting I've ever heard.

What a day music that makes me cringe is having:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoXtkK9d33o&list=UUvj5S3f10rO6CoibatfRGzg&index=1

1435!

An amazing day for shit sandwiches everywhere

Tulisa song: boring as hell, but also totally generic and forgettable. So are we now at the point where people are coming up who can say that Katy Perry was their biggest influence, growing up?

aaaahaahaha "Weird and Wonderful" HAS to be a joke. Please.

I feel too sorry for that song to actually hate it.

my promo copy of the cubical album (one of a handful of actual promo cds i have received this year !) has a sticker with some quotes on it.

top of the list is this one :

"if you like your rock'n'roll primal and pounding and your vocals gritty and growly, then meet liverpools answer to the magic band' : the guardian.

i think i like just about every pitbull youtube posted itt

Uh, you got a... Bingo.

did we do a 2013 version yet?
cuz here's one: a parody version of a macklemore song that's somehow even worse than the original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JrprQuYo6rY

Oh ffs...Rolling Worst Songs of 2013

thx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeKlG1Zsbp8

DISGUSTING

is this here yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkyCOOV0VQ0

easy winner imo

will.i.am - Scream & Shout (Remix) ft. Britney Spears, Hit Boy, Waka Flocka Flame, Lil Wayne & Diddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEKOWKcUxdU

lol, i refuse to listen to that

Waka's verse on that is...something.

the video is extremely awkward to watch

I got to 1:36! How did you all do?

It's nearly 6 minutes!! Watched the whole thing somehow. The hook (the whole song) is so flat and lifeless.

i thought there would be one artist on there i didn't actively feel embarrassed for, but no luck. and really, whats the deal w/ the attempted posh accent

If that can be topped for worst song...watched the whole thing...devastating.

oh mannnnnn was that ever a chore. I don't know if it'll really be the worst song of the year, but it's certainly boring as hell. Nobody coming off good there.

oops should this be on the 2013 thread?

i can't tell if britney is trying a british accent with that. her lady sovereign getup is also quite something.

are all of them trying to parody random artists? britney's faux accent and chav getup suggest lady sovereign. will.i.am sure seems to be doing a kanye parody. meanwhile waka says "yolo" and "ice like a$ap"??? and then hit-boy rapping like 4 bars? this is so weird.

weezy, of course, has been in a constant state of self parody for the past couple years now

it's pretty likely that britney has no idea who lady sovereign is

she's probably just aping madonna and nicki's fake brit accents