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lol oops

http://stupiddope.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Dum-English-Toy-Collection.jpg

some dude, Friday, 23 November 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

lol

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J2kj4-9XBZk/SlNzwG_eI4I/AAAAAAAAAhU/_7EjVar6bJY/s400/oopsWM+(2).jpg

these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

a possibly homeless woman told me I looked like him and it kind of bummed me out :/

these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

it wasn't taken as the compliment she intended it as

these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPtjcT1t64I

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 04:59 (thirteen years ago)

that's funny in context, but i had seen the second half of that sketch when i tuned in after the episode had started, and i had no idea that's who they were supposed to be impersonating.

The Doc Morbama (some dude), Saturday, 24 November 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/chris-brown-attacks-producercomedian-jenny-johnso

DJ Admiral Crackbar - IT'S THE TRAP!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 25 November 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

essentially the ilx back-and-forth

J0rdan S., Sunday, 25 November 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

That's a rather sensationalistic headline for a story that just showcases boilerplate Chris Brown dickholery. But the story is welcome inasmuch as it fortifies my image of CB as a thoroughly repellant human being.

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 November 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

no winners, all around

DJ Admiral Crackbar - IT'S THE TRAP!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 25 November 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

I wish ill on this asshole

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 25 November 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

sounds like a potential song title to me

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 November 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

I wish ill on this asshole

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, November 25, 2012 6:44 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, smug pedantic white ppl who correct black people on the spelling of slang words are p much the worst people on earth imho

DJ Admiral Crackbar - IT'S THE TRAP!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 00:02 (thirteen years ago)

also saying "i hope your mom is proud of you" w/o knowing about the existence of @MOMBREEZY is a bit regrettable

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

lol whiney

liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

lol whiney really - if somebody says to a woman "take your teeth out when you sucking my dick HOE" then it's smug pedantry to say "it's HO not HOE you ignorant fuck"?

really, dude?

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:17 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know, if I interpreted her tweets correctly, her main issue is clearly with black people and the way they communicate.

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:22 (thirteen years ago)

CHRIS BROWN IS TEARING US APART

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

DIAL 911 NOW

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

(Waiting for Whiney to pedantically call me out for misquoting a song by his favorite guitarist.)

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

it's a joke in your town

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 November 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

mom says hello... She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina, ....#pinkeye

buzza, Monday, 26 November 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

i think chris brown & i have different understandings of the word shart

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

(Waiting for Whiney to pedantically call me out for misquoting a song by his favorite guitarist.)

― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Sunday, November 25, 2012 7:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i do love wyclef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNRIR8tjFc

DJ Admiral Crackbar - IT'S THE TRAP!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 26 November 2012 01:44 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know, if I interpreted her tweets correctly, her main issue is clearly with black people and the way they communicate.

― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch)

yeah 'I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.' - totally about racist pedantry. lol @ aero for being surprised at the goon squad being totally behind a repeat offender threatening violent assault against a woman, have you never read any of whiney's posts before?

balls, Monday, 26 November 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

"mom, do i have any clean sharts?"

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 November 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

have you never read any of whiney's posts before?

am I obligated to answer this

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 26 November 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

Get some help. Seriously.
RT @chrisbrown: Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????

https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/272876629963980800

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Monday, 26 November 2012 02:49 (thirteen years ago)

ALL OVER THE TWEETSY WEETSIES

buzza, Monday, 26 November 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

favstar bot going hard in the @ paint

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

for the record i hadn't actually read the article when i posted and i don't agree w/ whiney. though now that i have, i'm not sure threatening to shart on someone exactly qualifies as threatening violent assault. and as jordan correctly notes, sharting is by definition an embarrassment to the sharter as well as the sharted

liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 November 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

actually starting to think that "just ask rihanna if she mad" is a valid point at this point

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

also chris brown deleted (or deactivated) his entire twitter

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ j0rdan buying into 'if hitting her was so wrong how come she w/ me now?' defense. good squad never disappoints.

balls, Monday, 26 November 2012 03:01 (thirteen years ago)

*strokes chin*

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

the next time he hurts her she will most likely be secretive about it so he doesn't have to go through such a terrible ordeal again.

estela, Monday, 26 November 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

so he doesn't have to go through such a terrible ordeal again.

― estela, Sunday, November 25, 2012 10:04 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark

or she

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

also chris brown deleted (or deactivated) his entire twitter

This is the smartest thing I've seen from Team Breezy in years

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 03:05 (thirteen years ago)

i'm sure it's temporary

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)

like a bruise amirite

balls, Monday, 26 November 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)

actually starting to think that "just ask rihanna if she mad" is a valid point at this point

― J0rdan S., Monday, November 26, 2012 2:58 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude no

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 November 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)

not from the standpoint of "was beating rihanna alright?" of course, but just in terms of whether or not people should be continued to be outraged over her having a relationship with him

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not sure threatening to shart on someone exactly qualifies as threatening violent assault.
― liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Monday, November 26, 2012 2:57 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah you know he said he'd fart on her while she blew him but he never said he'd MAKE her do it, good point. And who knows maybe the face shitting would be consensual too?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 November 2012 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

not from the standpoint of "was beating rihanna alright?" of course, but just in terms of whether or not people should be continued to be outraged over her putting herself in a position to be beaten again

fixed that for you

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 26 November 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

the whole thing is just incredibly tiring, the constant feedback loop of people flipping out over them trolling the public and on and on

J0rdan S., Monday, 26 November 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

feels like real life example of old atwood quote 'men are afraid that women will laugh at them, women are afraid that men will kill them', only according to team breezy/goon squad the former fear is the only one that's legit.

balls, Monday, 26 November 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ constant feedback loop of people flipping out over them trolling the public and on and on being the abuse cycle j0rdan's concerned about here

balls, Monday, 26 November 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

yeah you know he said he'd fart on her while she blew him but he never said he'd MAKE her do it, good point. And who knows maybe the face shitting would be consensual too?

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, November 25, 2012 10:10 PM (58 seconds ago)

sure, i mean, whatever, i guess it's not my place to even joke about it

liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 November 2012 03:16 (thirteen years ago)

^latter part of that was serious

liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 November 2012 03:16 (thirteen years ago)


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