OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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I don't think I've ever heard Vanilla Fudge. They fell through the same crack that caught Uriah Heap.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

also Hurting, you know that "upright bass" is actual terminology, right

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 4:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol of course

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://open.spotify.com/track/4R2Zih6jIGEpANAYdFCRaf

the Vanilla Fudge version of "You Keep Me Hanging On", which my dad played to death

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

There should be something called downright bass.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

i'm gonna see my dad in a week or two cuz he's coming down from upstate new york to see the louis hayes trio in brattleboro. he bought tickets online. 2+ hour drive does not keep his 75 year old self from the jazz.

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

imo vanilla fudge should not just be heard but seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFabNBveHOk

da croupier, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

i can't load all, can anyone relink to the post that set off this conversation?

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

some douchebag twentysomething wrote a jazz listicle for a once venerable publication

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

you ain't missin much

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

so I click on this thread and you guys are discussing Vanilla Fudge

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

you know it kinda freaks me out that djp's dad and my dad would have a common point of connection at all and that it would be vanilla fudge

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that Vanilla Fudge video is like a master class in psychedellic stage hamming

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

you know, after watching that video I kind of have to say I'm regressing back to childhood and deciding that Vanilla Fudge pwns

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

wait holy shit @ that video

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

more classic tim bogert o face for u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yl8u2vGuwc

da croupier, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

^ junior wells' "shotgun"

da croupier, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

lol junior walker's i mean

da croupier, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

this article doesn't really chive with me

flopson, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

There's a hilarious line in Townshend's autobio about Vanilla Fudge: "Yes, they were louder than us. But they were still Vanilla Fudge."

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

I'm going to replace the "laser on" sign that lights up outside of our lab with "At one point, Head Hunters was the best selling jazz album of all time. Be warned though, there is experimentation happening here."

Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

I've performed with Dave Brubeck twice btw, I just wanted to throw that out there </insufferable>

i once delegated the task of buying dave brubeck a six pack of heineken

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that Vanilla Fudge video is like a master class in psychedellic stage hamming

drumstick twirls are A+

Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

reading vv now is kinda lol but mostly sad

flopson, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

getting phil freeman vibes from this guy tbh

flopson, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

Rock & Roll is probably my fave Fudge album. great title too.

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

from the Rock & Roll era. just mayhem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXvIOKBp1vQ

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

more keyboardists need to flail their left hand when they're not using it

da croupier, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

at first I thought he was directing the band, and then I realized he was communing with the infinite wonder of an ever-expanding, unknowable universe

also I'm super-impressed that he can flail like that and still support his breath

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

When he would sit down on the piano, he would strike two half notes (notes next to each other that sound awful when played together) to simulate the imaginary notes between the two piano keys.

It's like a game of telephone that started with Hermann von Helmholtz in 1880 just finally made its way to Joseph Lapin, and he wrote down the message.

Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

i really hope that nothing i write ever ends up in this thread.

borntohula, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

write exclusively about vanilla fudge and you will be ok

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

write about vanilla fudge with your right hand while flailing the left

da croupier, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

huge fan of the low-budget tv in-out mindzoom

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

Wait does this fuck also review classical music for VV or are those (astonishing) bits pulled from elsewhere?

Antonin Scylla (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

the dude that wrote the "ten jazz albums to hear before you die" piece also got a "top 5 multiplayer nintendo games" post up today at the oc weekly so i'm not surprised if he's covering classical too

da croupier, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

top 10 tyrannical dictators

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

DJP tell your pop to stay tuned for my Vanilla Fudge thinkpiece

borntohula, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

done and done

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

the classical bit was pulled from elsewhere and is Joseph Lapin, i didn't think the Jazz article was the same dude?

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

jazz article is also lapin

da croupier, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

same dude

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

There should be something called downright bass.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, November 13, 2012 4:38 PM (37 minutes ago)


Some call it the doghouse bass

What Kind Of EOY POLL Do You Look Like Now? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

Vanilla Fudge, rocking the ascot!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

Downton Abbey Bass.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

Downward Facing Bass

Moodles, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

Downtrodden Bass.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

yeah so i read that piece and strongo was right except that I now have the phrase "a jazz bucket, filled with masterpieces" stuck in my head

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

KFC currently offering an awesome jazz bucket special.

I once saw Eleventh Dream Day, and I was trying to figure out the type of fish on the back of Doug McCombs's bass. "Trout?" I asked my friend out loud. "No, idiot," said some other guy. "It's a bass.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

one of my college friends wrote the following poem while in high school:

I like to sing bass
Because it rhymes with 'ass'

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

trout
how low can you go

multiple decades of jazz (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)


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