Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues.

Aiight, Qool, this my last one, then it's all love again...

"Uh, uh, uh, The Realest been my nickname since I was a junior in high school/so challengin me in b-ball, and tryin to steal my moniker is unwise, Qool//Mt. Everest? Please, Q, I conquered that last summer/don't come in here challengin Hillis with your sub-par stats and numbers//H3K throwin up bricks? at least he hittin the rim/cuz them airballs you try to pass as alley-oops ain't gon cut it, slim/H3K, officially tabbed the court ruler/the only thing you get to guard is the team water cooler//your game is like the word "SKILLis", just not real/and like NBA Jam, fantasy, so Qool you need to kneel//I ain't from NY, so Reggie Miller can't kill me/bring ETHER to DC and make President Bush and his boys feel me//Chris Rock "Bring The Pain?" more like Martin Lawrence "You So Crazy!"/my game is so wet, plus my jumper is all gravy//and when I get on fire, I make the top of Mt. Everest melt/when I get through with you, you'll understand how poor Manny felt..."

I'm out like "of yo mind." Peace!

Hill Betta Chill (vol. #3)

This man's team is ETHER, so he thinks that he's HILLmatic/ But that's just not the case, his game is too erratic./ For starters Hill, I str8 up feel, your D is way too sloppy/ I come too stealth for VANDERBELT, so how could you stop me?/ With my quickness dogg, I'm just a blur/ And the jumper's vicious, likea black Steve Kerr./ You really want it? Naw, you don't./ Would you even score? Probably won't./ Your jumpers gravy, but with too many lumps/ work on your heart and then your dunks./Coming to D.C.? H, what for?/ We ain't got a baseball team anymore./ But if we did, I'd still bring it kid/ When I played, I stole many bases./ You can check it out, it was in the papers/ And about football...well, I better not start/ Just know I play it all, and numerous parts / Just like Slash or even Deion/ and you are trash; you'd get peed on. / Nuff bout that, back to the court/ I'd smoke you out, like a port (Newport)/ Never sub-par, only super/ Hill just chill cause I'm the hoopa.

LOL, that joint was fun. That's my last one for awhile, but we gotta do this again sometime. And come on, you KNOW you liked that SKILLis line, lol. Anyway, good game. And H-Wood, I took, I think, 2 of them classes and I produced some good stuff, in my opinion. But I wouldn't post it on here unless it was copywritten, so make sure you got all of that taken care of if you wanna share, believe me, peeps will take your stuff and put there name on it. Aw-ight y'all, I'm out.

OK Hillis, you gone done it now. This is a short verse I like to call... 21...

...3K/No way!/not tommorow, not today/lets play/i'll take the score to... 21/MVP and Willis playing... one on one?/Done/game won/i'll spot you 20/HAHA! thats plenty/but Hill's repotoire runs on EMPTY/21 steals leads to 21 points/do it with my eyes closed smoking 21 joints/nuthin' to do with baseball but I step up to the plate/relationship with the hoop, I take the backboard on a date/imagine if the Wolves held on/to Stephon/unlimited potential but H3K still gets pissed on/3K... sorry, ANNIE ARE YOU OK?/like MJ/but not the one who colour altered/I'm going left nah right, I noticed that you faultered/CRACK! oooh! was that your metatarcel?/you took the cross over like i'm sending you a parcel/I'm 21 years old in December/but right now I dismember/get it... diss, member?/one more line for y'all to just remember/got to be catchy for this shit to be won/2 multiplied by 10, and1/3:16 done...

Damn Hillis, you done been Chesneyed-out!

oh yeah... y'all thought you were going to play out MY Wildcats? Well? We played the semis last night muthafuckers... WILDCATS ARE GOING TO THE GODDAMN FINALS! Shit, I got an elbow in the eye going for ANOTHER rebound, but shit, that aint my job. I'm fine just pissing on everyone else! HAHA!

Shit that made me laugh? hmmm... "Manny/Anny" (yeah Q, I stole it for the above verse! HAHA!), "Bob/Boob", "Kazper the friendly bitch", uhhh... That girl with the Tiger Woods e-mail who popped up to tell us she really wanted to get fucked, Qoolouts (original) "you my ho!" I got to admit it, "S-the-T to the E-V-E, and if I wasn't I must have been 3:16". ummm... some dude who came on along time ago to tell us all that Ice Cube was the best rapper of all time, and the fact that Hillis is slowly running out of ways to say "I'm out like..." And anything I said that was meant to be funny! (especially that last "get it... diss, member?" line)

HAHA!

Peace

WHat up peeps?! I've been around the thread and some of the posts had me crackin' up. Anyway, what up my dog "Hillis of the new millinium"? I see that my other homeboy is still "coolin out" (Q). I can't forget about my nigga 3:16. WHAT!!?? I SAID I CAN'T FORGET ABOUT MY BOY 3:16. WHAT!!?? My all-time favorite game is grand theft auto. I might be late, but for those that want the weapons cheat code, anytime in the game, just press R2, R2, L1, R2, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up. I be actin like a terrorist with the bazooka (LOL). Yo, ya hear about Jayson Williams? NO, not the white boy with handle, but the former Net whom retire early. He is givin himself in today. I guess he got drunk and accidently shot his limo driver wit a 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN!! Dat nigga got blasted like WHOA! Anyway, what up Best, Steph, Big J. How the hell did he get the nickname "I'll be Right Back" (From Ruckers fame)!?? My old High School Team Kaynor Tech Panthers (Waterbury, Ct) has just won the league championships and are entering the state tournament with a 21-0 record, and are seeded Number 1 in Class L. (In Connecticut we have Class L, LL, S, and M). I'm jealous but also proud. If only i would have played my senior year. I wont brag about my skills but let's just say i'm one of the country's best kept secrets. Dont sleep, but Ct got some ballers too. NY gets props; they will ball in rain, sleet, even snow (brush off the snow wit brooms). Well peace out!!

I'm out like

3:16, you old Jud Buechler wanna be...

"You're the S to the T to the E-V-E/fuck the name, your assist to turnover ratio is 3:16//called my boys in UK, they said your jumper's suspect/you'll be waitin mighty long for a 3:16 shot to connect//3:16, you lack Qoolout's made up word, SKILLis/the competition for H3K is NILis//watch me put this 3 pointer in ya GRILLis/any shot on the court, guranteed Hillis will drill it//Great Britain, straight sittin STILL when H3K comes to town/Great Britain, straight shittin they draws when the 3s start rainin down//you deserve as much PT as the water boy for the Dallas Mavericks/you got a one 3pt. shot every ten year average/and that's so LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!/dunk on you and do the rest of the Childcats the SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!..."

Aiight, 3:16, on the real good luck in the Finals. You know if you lose, I gotta fuck wit ya! J-Dolo, be forewarned: challengin Hillis 3000 in b-ball means you will be annihilated! Qoolout, I bet you can tell how much I liked that SKILLis line by my rap. Big J, yo high school squad ain't done yet, are they? What y'all talkin bout (Willis)? Speakin of Willis, 3:16 gets mad props for bringin it back. I was LOL. But for real Q, SKILLis is officially a classic now. All right, I'm bout to leave you non ballers. I'm gonna pull my "I'm out like" line from the PLETHORA of phrases floatin round my head (y'all like how I used plethora)...

I'm out like shout. Peace

Oh yeah, 3:16...

"Oh, I get it. It's very clever." - Edward Norton in Fight Club

okay, im back,..................What'd i miss?

The Best, I know since you probably eatin raw fishes and stayin off the grass, you gon be upset to see some Nas hatin when you get back, but I gotta let you know why Nasir's third album sucked ass.

Intro - Nas? What's up with the children?

NY State of Mind II - sucked major dick. Everyone knows sequels suck.

Hate Me Now - You can't be serious, Nas

Small World - not bad, but nothin to write home to mama about

Favor For A Favor - decent, not bad at all

We Will Survive - song only halfway good cuz he rhymed about PAC and BIG and that was popular then

Ghetto Prisoners - Chesney Hawkes track because I don't remember this song

You Won't See Me Tonight - Aaliyah and Timbo couldn't save this sub- par outing. Not one of Tim's best or Nas's "ether" (get it? either? ether? get it?)

I Want To Talk To You - Nas, I want to talk to YOU for the horrendous singing!

Dr. Knockboot - tight as hell. Can't hate.

Life Is What You Make It - Thank you, DMX for saving this song! Shitty beat, subpar lyrics, at least X was decent.

Big Things - nice song. I liked it.

Nas is Like - This song is like good. The rest of this album is like trash...

K-I-SS-I-N-G - who shitted out this song? did he eat some bad Taco Bell? Hell to the naw, Nas. Hell to the naw...

Money Is My Bitch - not bad, but who told this nigga he could sing?

Undying Love - one of Nas' tightest songs. That nigga can tell a story

The problem with I Am is that there were no standout tracks! I mean, there were no career killing songs, but shit! This album kind of just sits there. It's not good at all. Better than Nastradamus, but still not any good. Anyway, that's just MY humble opinion, but I think I make some legitimate points. It's all about taste, and I ain't taste Nas on this one.

I'm out like "of sight." Peace!

HAHAHAHAHAH Q that shit about hillis throwing up bricks has to be the funniest thing ive read on a rap!

out of time so im outta here

"out of time so im outta here"-me

damn,you motherfuckers heard about R kelly?been hearin crazy shit like he was fuckin some 14 year old chic and she pissed herself,then he made her dance for him nude,pissed in her mouth and bust in her face.pretty crude shit man.l dont know if lam gonna be able to respect dun if it turns out to be true.

Where y'all at?

I'm bout to start a "Search For Second Sage" Foundation.

I'm out like the old NFL division alignments. Peace!

What's up y'all? I guess this thing is coming to an end, but here goes one more attempt from me to get it running again. Steph and LOX been out. 2nd Sage been gone 4 awhile too. We gotta make kazper and Wiz vets now. Whoever is left, look. We are "dying nasty." We started off with a spark, but now we're just...well, not yet, but it looks like we are getting there. Dolo, and H-Wood still bring it some. Best, I don't know where you are. Mostly it's been me H3K, 3:16 and Big J every now and then. Those who read but don't post, start posting. Cuz who came on and talked about the Ha remix who said he had been following it but only posted 3 times, you gotta post more than that now. Wiz and kazper, y'all too; y'all vets now, defualt or not.

Big J, thanx for the props on that brick line, you had me laughing many times so I'm glad I could return the favor. Hillis, thanks for the props on the SKILLis line, lol. That's what I do, I bring classics to the board i.e. Anny. Wiz, Maybe R. Kell did that, but I hope not and I don't know if it is factual or not, but you act like you saw the tape.

Okay, I'm gone; I'll be back with a new topic for y'all. Holla

I shall remain as long as this thred exist, on a literal note. Not figuratively. But the topic has drop off because Qool, 3:16, and H3K are taking about their teams. I am not knockin you guys at all but seriously nobody can get into that topic because it is only limited to you guys. I agree with Qool we need to get this back on. I feel like some people have given up on this thred. To the true vets we gotta keep this alive.

H-wood, it ain't like us 3 know each other. I don't know Hillis or 3:16, so if we got in it, everybody else could too. But 4real, I only got in it because it wasn't nothing else goin on in here. But you're still str8 with me, I see what you're saying. Here is the new topic. It ain't about Nas and Jay, but what else is new? It's about Puff, or P. Diddy, Bad Boy etc. Okay, Bad Boy lost B.I.G., Mase, Shyne, L.O.X. and some more peeps probably. They may loss 112 now. Why does Puff keep losing all of his artist? Is he shady? Just got bad luck? Will Bad Boy make it? Etc. etc. blah blah blah. Okay...discuss.

Qool puff done lost 112 already,they moved to .....you geused it,deff jam.whatever puff may be up to l dont think he is as bad as that nigga suge.l heard dude used to dunk mother*$%+*rs heads down the toilet,all in the name of negotiation.l heard puff dont pay his artists too good and y'all remember that line from the lox.."keep your awards,my son cant eat those plaques.."l didnt watch the r kelly tape but l heard it on the wendy show.she claim she seen the video.it aint ust him and a 14 year old chic.theres another with him and 2 15 year olds.nigga is a sick bastard if he really did that shit.puffy was sellin bad boy for 27 mil,what happenned,did nobody want it or what.?

SON OF A BITCH!!!!! IM GOING LOX STYLE ON THIS POST CAUSE I POSTED SOMETHING EARLIER BUT I GUESS THOSE CHEAP ASS SCHOOL COMPUTERS COULDNT GET THROUGH!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!

I'm feeling the clemps... all right, a carpet is neither a car nor a pet... discuss!

My bad, Q, just rememberin that Jewish ho from SNL. Anyway, fuck a Bad Boy, them niggas ain't been shit since 1996. And about R. Rapist or Rapist Kelly or whatever. That nigga ain't as bad as Jayson Williams the ex NBA star murderer.

"As a matter of fact, his name wouldn't even be OJ, it would be Orenthal the bus drivin murderer!" - Chris Rock

I'm out like Jordan for several weeks. Peace!

i figured 112 was gonna leave after III didnt make as much money as they thought it would. i mean i was feeling it but they've yet to top the first album. i think i got babies runnig round, from they're first C.D. but why diddy keep losing his artist,.........? i dont know.i heard he was shady, but that was just he say/she say shit.word is out he's got, or is trying to get Usher. the only artist he had that i really felt were BIG, 112, Mase,....( for about a month), and Carl,.............thats bout it, Shyne, i think was garbage, though everbody was singing that,...." whoaaaaaaa,.....whoaaaaaaaaaa,....skibby de bobby de dibby de dobby de wobby de bobby de dibby de bobby de,.....whooaaaaaaaaaaa ,.....siiinng." with Barrington Levy. Faith is aight too, but she got her own record lable or some shit wiht her new hubby right? she still fine as all hell,i'd have her kids,....shit.

R. KELLY,....hmm............im not condoning what he did, but some times its hard to tell, now.... if he knew how old they were he's in some trouble. but,......come on yall, its 2002, i done seen't some fine ass, stout bodied, 12 year olds, looking like they 18...19.... so much luck to him

done

yo any body seen't that bullshit ass Vamp. movie with Aaliyah? dont you want to go and rotate they're teeth and get your money back? i hear it was sposed to go straight to video until she passed. it wasn't sposed to even hit the box office.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo, what da deal niggaz? I know I been MIA for a hot minute dun, but this "pledging" deal is gettin' to me, for real for real. Dun, we can't walk on grass, can't converse with no shortys, have to always wear our LAAAAMMMMMEEEE ass "line" sweaters with hoodies around campus(and in Baton Rouge it is startin' to heat up), and when we attend our meetings....shyt dun I'm not goin' to go there. It's all hood though because I WILL, I repeat WILL be a member of Kappa Alpha Psi fraternity Inc.....YO YO!! Hillis, I seen your opinion of "I Am", and it's cool, but personally I fealt that it deserved more acclaim than it received. The only thing about "I Am" was that the bootlegged version was CLASSIC, and when he came out with the retail version niggaz was mad dissapointed. It's aight though because later on this year Nas/Columbia records will be releasin' a retail version of "Death of Escobar" with all the joints that didn't make "I Am" like Blaze a 50 and Drunk By Myself etc...

Now I see that everyone mentioned their hillarious moments on this and the previous thread, so you know I must drop some knowledge of mine. Yo, THE BACK joke AT FIRST was mad hillarious especially when I brought it upon myself, but someone(I'm not goin' to mention any names Steve) just wouldn't let the shyt deminish. Also, the "Ncheklkj;ie;o0wajl;sjdf" shit by Hillis was funny, the "Willis" madness by my nigga Big J was mad hillarious, the time when Q quoted a Pimp C verse from "Sippin' on some sizzurp" and made a reference to the South's lyrics....LMAO!!, the time when Big J got caught by his teacher writing racist comments and had to erase them...LOL, me and Hilli's battlin' all these dolo ass niggaz and makin' them leave ex.) S. Police, Rob Bre, and movenistic, but the most funniest of them all and I still laugh when I think of this shit is tryin' to imagine a British mothafucka spittin'...LMfuckin'AO!!!!! Aiyo Q, I know the Manny/Anny soap operah was off the ricter, but I wasn't reppin' this thread enough to fully witness it.

And lastly, R. Kelly is a queer, nigga could have any shorty in the galaxy and gets nasty with youngn's. P Dummy is a faggot ass dude. It was brolik how MA$E was on 106 and Park dissin' his coward ass....LOL. In conclusion, I would like to say just as Hollywood said I will rep to this thread until this mothafucka is COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN. Shyt I almost forgot, aiyo Q howcome you just now spittin' dun. Fuck it, lets battle like two or three sessions cause you equipped with some nice spits son. I mean if you can make some nice references to ballin' I know you can make them in a battle? But until next post....."Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"Ask BEAVIS, I get nothin' BUTTHEAD"-Big L....R.I.P.

Damn! Shit is getting quiet round here at the mo! I been reading but not posting for a few days cos nothing has come up, HELL YEAH i'll post when MY wildcats win the cup trophy, but we got to bring this shit back to the days when you get 30 posts a day (even if half are bullshit)...

DAMN! OK, uhhh... New topic; who was/is the best "Ice", Ice T, Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?

Damn I got to do something!

Peace

3:16 just came out wit a phat topic. WHAT??!! I SAID 3:16 JUST CAME OUT WIT A NEW TOPIC! Who was the best "Ice", Ice T, Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?? Let me say that Ice-T got the most dough out of everyone; his rap career was fair (remember Cop Killers? O.G?). Then he was a pimp (yeah nigga) and did movies, mostly B-rated and some A- rated (New Jack City was my personal favorite). Ice Cube had the best rap-career out of the three. N.W.A was the fist rap group that kept it real on mainstream, but then he broke up wit them and had a successful dolo career. Did plenty of good movies (3 Kings, Anaconda, Friday, etc..)Working on a script for Friday 3 with the return of.....SMOKEY (Tucker!). Plus he has the best name of the three. Vanilla Ice was the first white rapper to go multiplatinum and was competing wit the likes of MC HAmmer, Father MC, Young MC, MC Searchlite, Damn that was alot of M.C's!!!! His downfall was when we found out he lied about comin from the ghetto (We kinda knew this anyway back then).Now his spirit lives through another multiplatinum- caucasian rapper with the initials "M&M". So here's my take; Ice-T, if he's still considered a rapper, is the richest of the 3; Ice Cube has the most success over time as a rapper;and Vanilla Ice is the first dolo white rapper to go platinum. What up, 3:16! Thanks for giving me something funny to write about. WHAT??!!!WHAT!!?? Hillis, I wanna hear your opinion on this subject. You dont have to but it would be pretty funny to hear your take on this. Q-Dog, what up? Best, Big J, Steph, 2nd Sage, and H-Wood Jay, what up? Well I'm out. Peace.

"Word to your mother!"-Vanilla Ice. (LOL HILLIS!!!)

Aight yo imma post again at fuckin school and THE SHIT HAD BETTER FUCKING COME THRU

Hillis my TEAM sucks yo thats all i can say. we had like two wins and the highest i scored was 36 and i aintt gonna mention my other stats.

Q if you havent figured it out already you gotta take the hoe to a plac3e away from people like your garage, an alley, or the woods. oh and im on that mission where you gotta lead those 3 cars into a trap

J-Dolo I thought i was the only one up here that followed wrestling! ah yeah you know i gotta represent the nWo. and fuck The Rock and Austin.

I think the funniest thing from the old thread was the Haterism Award from the LOX.

And that "click clack clank" ain't the sound of a hit/ that's the sounds Hillis gets when he tosses up a brick.-Qoolout

"JAY-Z USED TO CALL NAS SO THEY COULD CHILL AND NAS REALLY NEVER EVEN WANTED TO CHILL WITH THAT.TALKING ABOUT SOME "NAS LETS CHILL I GOT SOME HEINEKEN OVER AT MY CRIB AM RIGHT AT MY WINDOW".NAS PROBABLY TOLD HIS BITCH ASS "DONT NOBODY WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOUR HERB ASS"."- LOX

"I gotta SIXTH SENSE, so kazper, your lies are feeble/when I'm readin your rhymes I SEE DEAD PEOPLE"-Hillis

"(FUCK 3:16) "Wuz up niggaz, aiyo I know you aint talkin' about me dun." "YOU, WHAT!!" (FUCK 3:16) "Nigga you been on my dick, you love my style" (FUCK 3:16)"-Best

That's more like it.....but how long will it last? I feel H-Wood and Best, saying they will rep until the end, do what y'all do. Hey, Hollywood, since you are the DJ, you might have to go to some other threads and get some free agents. Tell them that this is where they need to be, like Suge did with Pac, lol. I was playing at 1st, but hey, it could work. Thanx to all who spoke on the Bad Boy question. Now let me disagree with all y'all, lol. 1st of all, they used to be my favorite label until Puff released his 2nd CD (I think it's double R now). After that, I really wasn't feeling the people they put out there. I here Shyne was tight, but I never really felt him like everyone else seemed to. Black Rob? Didn't like cuz either, or "Whoa." I couldn't get into G-Dep either. But Puff still finds away to be at the top of the game, even with rappers who ain't all that. So 112 leaving ain't the hardest hit they've taken and I think they will survive. And Hillis you know they had it on lock in 97, lol. I don't know if Puffy is shady but it is worth considering because why else would all of these peeps leave him? LOX and 112, that's 7 peeps right there. I was reading some old posts. Hillis, who was that line about when you said subtle shot or harmless line? If you've squashed it with the person and don't wanna say, I understand. And I heard about NBA cuz who shot the limo driver. I hope and think it really was a mistake. R. Kel? I just hope that stuff proves to be false, but it seems like it won't be. My 5 top disses: 1. My favorite rapper Pac- When I Ride On My Enemies. He took on the whole music biz. 2. Easy-E - Real Compton City G's. One of the few who wasn't scared to diss Death Row. 3. My favorite rapper who is alive, Jada, Beanie diss. "I don't know why he talkin' all greasy when (Beanie) Macs Jam easy." Y'all goin stop sleepin' on him one day. 4. Ice Cube- No Vaseline, N.W.A diss. He was my favorite rapper back in the day. 5. This one going have y'all laughing. My baby's mother Beyonce' and Destiny's Child Survivor- Was this a diss song? lol And Best thanx for the props concerning my flow. I guess I waited so long because I was just trying to stay out of all of that. But you challenge me as a man, I gotta accept as a man, lol. We all qool, so if you wanna go 3 or 4 rounds, I'm with it. Hey Big J, I forgot all about that "HEINEKEN OVER AT MY CRIB" post by LOX. That had me rolling for a couple of days. And I finally figured out how do get the hookers on there. Did you do the code where you shoot of body parts? Until next time, I'm outtie.

You thought I left Best? naw nigga, I'm still here. Justy had more pressing things to take care of. unlike you this isn't the highlight of my existence. You really think your lame ass ran me off this thread? Negro please. Get over yourself. I just thought you and Hillis were on your honeymoon, I was waiting for y'all to get back. I'm here bitch nigga, I'm not going anywhere until i'm ready to. I got more shots to give.

You thought I left Best? naw nigga, I'm still here. Justy had more pressing things to take care of. unlike you this isn't the highlight of my existence. You really think your lame ass ran me off this thread? Negro please. Get over yourself. I just thought you and Hillis were on your honeymoon, I was waiting for y'all to get back. I'm here bitch nigga, I'm not going anywhere until i'm ready to. I got more shots to give.

What up my niggas! It's me, J-D to the izzo, D to the izzo/For sheezy my niggas I be cookin shit like Crisco/.Just kiddin' fellas. Rob, welcome back! We thought you were gone but I guess we were wrong. Now Best gonna have his hands full, and Hillis, Rob said something bout ya honeymoon, what was he talkin about? But anyways, my Magics beat the Raptors last night 90 to 85. Mcgrady:26 Carter:22, MJ might be back in time for playoffs (if they make it that far w/o him).Raekwon comin out wit Cubin Linx II:R.A.G.U. soon. If its anything near the first one this tape should be off the hook. Producers include Rza, Alchemist(my personal favorite, a la Primo), and JustBlaze (Izzo). Anyways, Jada (my personal favorite rapper) is working on a second dolo, but i cant wait for the Styles da unfriendly ghost to come out.ANyways I'm out.

"Word to your mother"-Vanilla Ice

"That's right, Hillis, smash on them Eddie Kane ass niggas..." - The Best

Fellas, what's the biz? I just got back and noticed my favorite niggas who I wouldn't know if they tossed up a brick from 3 Point Land had got a couple of topics for a young brother. First off, Ice Cube is definitely the best out of the "Ices." But on the real since I ain't never gon see y'all young ones and old heads in public, I'll admit: I still know all the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby. And no, I'm not an Alpha!

"What? What? Punk ass whiteboy..." - Chris Tucker in "Money Talks"

The Best, I knew yo ass would be grass if you ain't stay off the grass. But for real, you'll be all right. Let us know what happens when you have set! One of my nigs that pledge Q told me they put damn hot sauce on them niggas dicks! Have Big Bruh Nupe made y'all pass eggs yet? LOL @ Morris Breasts & No Nuts...

Big J, sorry about the squad. I guess you're like Shareef when he played for the Grizzlies. Or maybe you're Big Country! Oh wait, that's me. LOL. As long as you get yours, don't even stres the wins and losses. Now, you my nig, but how can you say fuck The Great One?! Don't you know he just might come to this thread and lay the smack down on your candy ass? I don't watch wrestlin anymore, but I know The Rock will place your candy ass into the SmackDown Hotel!

Qoolout, it sounds like The Best is challegin you to a freindly battle a la me and you and 3:16 over b-ball! Do you accept? The thread is watching...

J-Dolo, didn't you know that the movie Anaconda is about my DICK???!!! Sorry, that was childish. I couldn't resist. But for real though, you know you like it when Vanizzle Izzle was like "Play That Funky Music, whiteboy!!!" LMAO. And "Cool As Ice" was the best movie ever!

On a completely unrelated note, how am I gonna get rid of all this crack?

Hey, at school, some muthafuckas put racist graffiti in the bathroom stalls and a bunch of sensitive ass niggas, or African-Americans, if you will, called a forum to discuss racism on Vanderbilt's campus. I was like, man if y'all don' go on somewhere! Sensitive ass niggas need hugs actin like they ain't never seen the word "nigger" in a bathroom stall! What y'all think I think bathroom graffiti is childish and we should say fuck it. But these niggas round here wanna hold pity parties and shit. Oh well. I know that ain't hip-hop but fuck it. It's somethin. Holla back!

I'm out like "of time." Peace!

"I know you wish you could find a/nigga wit a dick like a Anaconda/hot boy, neighborhood shoe shiner/pimp, playa, president, Big Tymer! Tymer..." - Mannie Fresh

I just noticed this Bad Boy reject Wack Rob is back. Hey Best, what you know about these C&C Music Factory drop outs like Rob comin in here tryin to start shit? Oh well, looks like you'll be back to smashin on that Eddie Kane ass nigga... lol

Yo Qool, I ain't gonna call out who I was talkin to. But if you remember, I had said somethin abou throwin up in the bathroom when some of y'all post. I was referring to a specific "battle rap" that someone on here had written. But that person will remain anonymous unless they cross me.

"Bitch niggas come in here like WHOA!/but do they ever prosper? NO!..."

And before I dip, I just wanna say to my nigga J-Dolo... "J D to the izzo, D to the izzo?" J-Dodo??? LMAO! Watch the typos, cuz!

I'm out like Jordan until probably the playoffs, assuming the Wiz come close with out him. Peace!

Damn! Niggas postin shit twice! You got a stutterin problem? Like seein what you post more than once? Damn! Stuck on stupid!

"Bitch niggas come in here like WHOA!/but do they ever prosper? NO!" - H3K

I'm out like with. Peace!

LMAO!!! Hillis, I've just peeped my typo just now! How could I be so stupid??!When you pointed that out to me (J-D to the izzo, D to the izzo...), I fell off my chair and started crackin up, but thanks 4 lookin out. Anyways, what i've meant to say was "J-D to the izzo, L to the izzo, forshizzle my nizzle.....ya can find what ryhmes wit "izzo".WHAT THE HELL IS AN "IZZO"(LMAO)??!!! OK now that i stopped laughin, but Hillis did you ever see the Vanilla Ice parody in "Living Color" done by Jim Carrey, when he goes, "Yo V.I.P.!! Lets kick it!", then he kicks his shoe a hundred feet in the air?! OK no more shots at Vanilla Ice (I'm sayin too much about him on the last day of Black History Month, the shortest month of the Year).What up, Q? Steph, where u at dog? The 3-1-6 is still rollin, but the real Steve Austin got his ass whooped by NwO on Monday (again). Anyways, peace I'm out

You know nothin about L, so don't doubt L/what's this motherfuckin rap game without L/Yo, that's like jewels without ice/That's like china without rice/Or the holy Bible without Christ/Or the Wizards without Mike/Or crackheads without pipes/the Village without dykes/Or hockey games without fights/Dont touch the mic if youre unable to spit/Flamboyant is the label i'm wit/--Big L R.I.P.

Hey Hillis, all of this had me rolling too: It ain't rap but it's somthing; they were ripping Shaq's acting a new one, and "pity partys." I still don't know who you were talking about but maybe he'll step to you again and then you can tell me. Kazper, nope, I didn't see Aaliyah's movie and I don't recall ever seeing a 12 year old that looked 19, lol. Hillis, I accept any challenge from anybody, as long as it ain't somebody talking nonsense. If it is they only get half a bar. Like Big J said, don't come in here dissin' tryin' to make a name for yourself. Now that was funny! What up Dolo? I thought Big L died before Mike joined the Wizards. So how could he write that flow? Somebody gotta explain this to me. But it was still tight. Hillis, what's the rest of that crack joke, I can't remember it. And I keep forgeting to tell you that "You Won't See Me Tonight" is TIGHT. You know you be singin the hook to it, lol. Big J, 36 points? I bet you ain't have not 1 assist did you? LOL, I'm just playin' with ya. Let me go do this paper that I been trying to start since last week, and the due date is almost here. Don't you hate when that happens? Holla. Oh, one more thing that had me lol'in: When Best said "Holla" went out in the 90's.

Qoolout, Actually Big L said "the bulls without Mike", but i felt it needed a little update, but thanks 4 askin

"My flows reflect the Good Samaritan, cuz I'm the nicest..." - H3K

Q Dawg (not affliated with Omega Psi Phi) you don't remeber the crack joke? You just gon have to watch Bring The Pain again because it's too long to type. J Dolo, that part where you was like put somethin here that rhymes with izzo had me rollin. But anyway, I see Robreana is in here again, and kazper done crawled off for good, plus we through b-ball spittin, so I'll take my anger out on Wack Rob.

"Sorry about Bad Boy fallin off, you wack ass nigga/H3K on the prowl, betta grab yo gat fast, nigga!//too late! 5 shots headed for ya temple/got 4 more to go through ya cheek's dimples//I lack an instrumental but my flow is still cold/faggots come in here positionin is really gettin old//Wack Rob fit to give head like a real short date/this nigga tryin to get brolick? we all know he strawberry shortcake//like Qoolout said, you just lack the SKILLis/challengin the vets in here is like ODin on some PILLis//youngin tryin to come up, still needs lessons to be taught/before he become a no name cat like that damn Chesney Hawkes//Ask Manny how these soldiers in here will go at you/cause more permanent damagage than a real fucked up tatoo//freedom of speech for all, but your right should be revoked/cause all that yappin you doin is just gettin you lyrically choked..."

"like an amateur to Lennox Lewis, you don't wanna fight this" - H3K

I'm out like "holla" in the 90s. Peace!

SUDDENLY EVERYONE HEARS THE SOUND OF SMASHING GLASS!

OH MY GOD, 3:16 IS MAKING HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING! NOW GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!!

Big J? are YOU, trying to achieve something by posting up Fuck 3:16? WHAT?!? WHAT!?! WHAT!WHAT!WHAT!WHAT!WHAT!WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!... WHAT!?!

Nah...

Yo this thread is getting mad tight over the last day or two, we got to keep this shit up. Still, "J to the Dodo" has been the only one who answered me on the "Ice" question. I want to hear from the rest of y'all! SHIT! The beat on Ice Ice Baby is tight as fuck, even if it is from a Queen track (Under Pressure). But the best Ice in my opinion has got to be ..... hmmm... Cube. Even though I do thing that T was the more influential.

And Dolo, how you gonna rep the nwo when you know that sooner or later they are gonna have to play THE GAME? WHAT!?! SOONER OR LATER THEY GONNA HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME!

I seen a 12 year old girl who looked 19, "there were 6 of the muthafuckers" (Chris Rock) on Jesse Jones when I got out of bed. They kept saying shit like "you just jealous", "right on GIRLfriend", "and WHAT?", and other stupid things. Guess what, they all got makeovers. Kinda reminds me about the picture of the girl in the source, the sex issue with JD on the front. You know, the girl trying to show off with a mobile phone as big as her head!

"If a girl tells you she's 20, and looks 16, she's 12. If a girl tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she's damn near 40!" - Chris Rock, No Sex in the Champagne Room

Yo, I just found this new club where i'm a student called Niche, which plays nothing but garage music (nah, I dont expect that y'all have heard it, but its tight) and hip hop. You dont get clubs like that ofen over here, its all dance music. Shit, I'ma be out till 3am there every damn Thursday night. WOOOO!

What up vets, looks like Kazper is now in that category, so you included to. Steph, where you at, you out like Hillis? LOX, you too kid, whats happening? Those still here, J-Dolo, Hollywood J, Qoolout, H3K, Little J, Best, and the rest of y'all keep reppin' it right fellas, y'all know what to do.

Peace

Damn I like this! We getting this board back on pace, plus my man J- Dolo gave me a shout out. That is a first I think, or maybe it isn't???? Oh well Qool I am already way ahead of you, I am starting to talk to some peeps at school that have a mouth about hip-hop and rap. And I am getting some other people to come up here. Hillis we had that same kinda of grafiti thing at my school last semester. Only it was direct toward this gay dude that was cought out side of school sucking the cock of a 35 year old man. It was funny as hell at first, but a lot of (Sorry Hillis) White racist guys had a little something to say. I just thought it was funny, but I ask myself. Why would you pray paint the school when the gay dude had already left? And plus what the school gotta do with a gay dude? They were plting and shit for nothing because the dude had left like two weeks before they even did something. It was dumb as hell, but that is what type of shit fools do sometimes.

Yo first of 3:16, dont even try to get all bitchy and dont try to think you got away with something on that little j shit either son. You see actin like a little bitch because i posted a diss at him? or Hillis a diss at him? no, so shut the fuck up and go play some rugby. oh and if you want a wrestlers name how about the British Bulldog. nah my bad how about the "British Chuwawa"? lol

Q actually i only had 4 assist of 12 rebounds but it was a losing effort anyways. and goddamn i still cant get past that mission. which one you ? and what do you think is the tightest are on there. for me its the immitation Viper and the Tank is aight if you wanna go on a killin spree.

I dont like that punk rock because he wins EVERY match, and the only way he loses if he gets hit from behind or something, kinda boring to watch.

"stay on your job, nigga I'ma stay on mine And if I lose my voice nigga, I'ma flow online"-Jada and Styles

"We got blocks full of heroin - weed and dust Seen bullets pop off - cause of greed and lust And when the big dogs die - who gon feed the pups"-Jada and Styles

"Try to rush me, slugs go, touchy-touchy You're bleedin lovely, wit'chyo, spirit above me or beneath me, your whole life you live sneaky Now you rest eternally, sleepy, you burn when you creep me Rest where the worms and the weak be My nine flies, baptize, rap guys"-Biggie Smalls

"My niggaz die for the cause, .45 on the drawer City laws made by Big Nas and Biggie Smalls"-Nas

My bad, Mad typos on the post above. The first one Do you see KAZPER actin all bithty cause i posted a diss at him. the second and third What mission you on and what do you think is the tightest car in the game

Damn he called him little j.I thought he was BIG like poppa and pun,not little like kim caeser,mo and bow wow.l see the thread has been resurrected.thanx to all the vets.l been a silent observer,now l seen that kasper the friendly fuck is bac,and he's even been promoted to the level of a vet,lam startin to feel the way nas felt when jigga was gettin mad respect and nobody was mentioning nas,except to say he fell off.So lam bac.has anybody heard about suge and the Westcoast summit they held,and how he called out niggas from the east for not comin to support.l heard russell simmons responded.To be fair ya'll,l was feeling ice-ice baby,but its the only song from him l felt.ice cube is probably the only ice still worth mentioning coz he is still maker minor noises on the hip hop scene and he still makes movies thats ghetto.it isnt fair to call ice t a nigga coz that probably hasnt been to the ghetto since the mid nineties.Am l the only one who is gettin tired of seein him being interviewed on documentaries about ghetto life,or his opinion on why shine is in jail being held in high esteem.later.

Greatest post since time immemorial----

---picture us married,you and me,k-i-s-s-i-n-g,l remeber the first time,you and me f-u-c-k-i-n-g. ---nasty nas to esco to escobar now he's nastradamus.---etc. my bad l forgot the name of the vet who posted shit.

Re: wack Nas choruses...

That was H3K, wiz. And 3:16, I said somethin about "Rockin Ice..." H*WOOD, it's all good. I know White folks get ignorant sometimes. A lot of Whites are racist, but it's that "I have Black friends" racist. It's whatever, though. I don't expect White folks to have a clue about that shit, but when niggas start needin hugs, I get a little peeved.

"this nigga tryin to get brolick? we all know he strawberry shortcake" - H3K

I'm out like Bob from this thread. Peace!

murder murder marcyville---jay-z

Wiz, I know you use 1 to replace "I" when you're typing because you're too lazy to hit the shift button. So why don't you just hit "i?" I'm just wondering, cuzzin.

I'm out like Stevie Franchise with a migraine. Peace!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! What da deal vets and everybody else? I have a little verse for guess who....?

Aiyo, Check it:

I sit back, observe, and strategize my lyrical moves/ battle with a thread Queer, whose name begins with a "Q"/ middle portion spells "OO" with an "L" that's attatched/ he drops sub-par verses, and his topics are wack/ be like the end of your name and stay "OUT" of my way/ I pack heat equivalent to the number of ya age/ that's right a 22, too late to claim you afraid/ at the ARLINGTON CEMETARY is where ya corps will be layed/ and since you a VET, the MEMORIAL is where ya name is displayed/ ended your run cause of the artificialness you portrayed/ conservative spitters, they seem to never come off right/ and even though my flows are tight, you still envy with spite/ what you jealous cause you weren't exposed to the spot light/ just to inform you, I never "QOOLOUT" when I'm blazin' the mic/ unleash ya secrets on how you tried to be me all ya life/ and that your character on this thread reps nothin' but lies/ Ima thousand miles away, and I can still hear ya cries/ but I'ma stop before I increase the tears floodin' ya eyes/ SHIT, AGAINST THIS VERSE ALONE YOU'LL NEED A HUNDRED REPLIES.....RESPOND WISE!!

"Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

"You'll be aight like blood money in a pimps cum"-Nas

ok since that best bitch is too scared to reply my record is 1-0 on this board.now im going to finish off hillis now! and you motherfuckers know that ha shit was tight. i felt that mc hammer poster on bests wall verse was funny as hell!

now for hillis

my name is bob but im not the imposter/bigj calls himself the beast but im the monster/hillis plays ball? he would get cut by any roster/you some coward ass niggas like best/now ima put you to rest send you back to your nest/whats wrong hillis? your mom wouldnt let you suck here breast?/i LMAO like that coward/you need to be traded like juan howard/speaking of the coward he just made a fool out of qool/took em to school/making that fool hillis drool because he has no skills/my lyrics are ill and dangerously sick/hillis is like eve/not a bug in your ear but more like a tick/on the old board was called a hick/back to qoolout whos about to fall out/he tried to have sex but couldnt find the route/that punk 3:16 got knocked the fuck out/bigj gets props on the british chuwawa/but i blocked his shot and he ran for his mama/hillis was a cheerleader there singing raha/damn why you all always calling out bob?/you need to just keep your day job/unless your like qoolouts poor ass who doesnt have one/faggot best always quick to say dun/now you all had better run!!!!!

yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Dedicated to Bob the Boob...

"you keep yappin in this thread HA!/I bet ya face turnin red HA!/why you keepin say my name HA!/you know I got mad b-ball game HA!/why'd you disappear for so long HA!/had to think up more lyrics to your garbage songs HA!/we're laughin at you HA!/not with you HA!/you suck HA!/lyrical bullets aimed at yo head so you better duck HA!/you're a little kid HA!/born in 1996 HA!/you're a BOOB HA!/you come in here cuz you got nothin to lose HA!/you gets no respect HA!/bout to get chin checked HA!/lil boy can't tie his own shoes HA!/Wack Rob ain't here to help you so you got the blues HA!/you suck big fat floppy donkey dick HA!/we agree, your lyrics are sick HA!/them bitches on life support HA!/you really don't wanna see Hillis on the b-ball court HA!/H3K reign terror on Bob HA!/that nigga loves to swallow cum in globs HA!/you mad cuz my Ha verse is better than yours HA!/your verses only found in Dollar Stores HA!/I'm loved nation wide HA!/you better run HA!/readin your shit is fun HA!/cuz you're dumb HA!/you're this thread's practical joke HA!/H3K exposed you as a lyrical dope HA!..."

YOU SUCK LIKE COLE FROM MARTIN'S PACER, AND YA RHYMES ARE JUST TIRED! REMAINING A BOOB, YOU NEED TO RETIRE! R. KELLY STOLE YOUR GIRL, CUZ YOU AIN'T BOUT NOTHIN! YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER, BOOB, SO DON'T START CRYING AND BLUBBERIN!

Moving right along... HA... Qoolout, The Best has called you out, and the thread is watching. We want to watch this battle develop into another classic. And Best, forgive me if I'm starting unnecessary beef, but those didn't sound like "friendly" battle spits. Well, we shall see. To both men, good luck.

I was watching the Pacers game on TV today. Desn't Kevin Ollie look like a fake ass Ludacris?

I'm out like called. Peace!

Call me wack Rob when you know you dick slob/ I stayed calm, watch you play yourself all along/Compelled to mention my name in every last one of your songs/I felt they were garbage, really never felt pressed to respond./internet geek, talking about virtual ball/is your real life that sad with "best" dick in your palm?/Your predictable and transparent, you need a life other than this/ only homo's like yourself can be sustained by internet beefs/go ahead, you swing, Rob aint duckin no pussy/ you may call your self a vet but I'm far from a rookie./ shook bitch! talk slick and get fucked in the process/ You'll respond promtly, seen as you have nothing better to do/ I'll get to it eventually, to see what shit you'll produce./ you still Lose!

I'm out like "every woman that ever met Hillis" Peace. Hillis, tell your moms Rob says HA! Later people.

What's up to my boy Hillis? I'm cracking up over here. Naw, those ain't sound friendly at all, but I don't set the pace, I just follow it. You talkin' bout the thread is watching, lol. I been away from the board for a quick second because I had a paper to do. I told myself, "Self, you can't hit the board until you finish that work." Anyway, I come back and Best calling me out, sounding like Nas. People don't want me to turn into Pac, because when there is beef, that's what I do. But we'll leave that alone for awhile; I will explain it another time. Let me go think of a response for this youngin' . But first, on another note, did y'all here Nas on a Brandy remix? He says, This is the real "Best of both worlds." Kinda taking a shot at Kelly, but Jay took one at Nas on the CD, so I don't think Nas is outta line. Big J, did you pass it yet? Make sure you are in the right spot because the map is tricky for that mission. If you are, just jump off that ramp every time you lead them there. I think one of the best cars is the one in the glass house, in the 1st city, next to 8 ball's. I'm finished mine. Sup 3:16? And J- Dolo, thanx for that info. Hillis, I wondered the same thing about Wiz. Okay, I'm gone, but stayed tuned. Oh yeah, Bob I don't know if you get a half of bar or not. Vets, y'all think I should address this fool Bob? Holla

Qool's Trademarks (vol 4): QOOL's up in here pulling Best OUTta the closet/ I was goin let em' go at the rest, but you wanted to start it./ For trademark move number one, I make ya one of my hoes/ And I comment on ya posts and all of your flows./ I tell it from the top that I'm not really a rapper./ And like them people on the ROC, you just a yapper/ I always wanted 2 ask since you claim to hate Jay,/ Why do you stay spittin that trash? Why do you say what he say?/ Speaking on your clothes and doe and calling ya self BESS/ in like every flow? You egotistical pest./ And then you say "Holla" went OUT in the nine O's/ but in ya beef against Hillis, a 1000's times: TOMATOES!/ When was that in? You got me laughin' OUT loud/ and don't let me get on 2 how you copied my style/ Yeah, I said it befo, I liked your rhymes/ and now I know why, B they were mines./ 1st early in the game, I was beefin' with Manny/ he was on me like a girl and got renamed Anny./ After that Bess, I hollered at the impostea/ he posted as Qool; that made Qool his father./ And I went and told him that I was his pa/ I took it even further: called him Qoolout J-R./ And you used both of them tatacis against my boy 3:16/ so when I say you copied, now...do u see what I mean?/ Oh you don't? Well let's talk about another day/ I used the "Ether" intro, to address ya boy ghost K./ Soon as I turn around, you using that too./ I mean I should be the ghost because it's MY material./ Tell the truth Bess, that stuff was born in my mind./ Do you wanna be me? Cause those were my lines/ And I already called you a hoe; renaming you is move #2/ so now I wanna know, "What is it you wanna do?"/ Do you wanna be Qool-out, Qool-in or Qool under?/ Oh I get it, you wanna be Qool's lil brotha./ And just 1 more question, my new found son./ Tell me how many times you gonna say the word "dun"?/ Once again, you makin' me type L-O-L./ Just like that time you quoted Chino XL.

I spit nothing but the truth. Not 1 false line in there.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo Q, nice spits dun. Once again may I ask, why are you just now startin' to battle.....nigga you should have been battlin' you got some mad punchlines. A, but don't think it's over I'll be back with my verse, I just have to go to class right now. "Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"you more faker than the background on the letterman show"-The Best

What up, vets? Damn is it damnit hot in this thread or is it me? The heat is really starting to heat up, wit Best and Qoolout spittin lyrical bars at each other, and my nigga Hillis....I was on the floor cryin when u was spittin dat HA verse towards Bob/Rob and now Rob/Bob callin everyone out, Damn, the Nas vs Jay-z beef aint nuthin compared to what's going on this thread, and that's why it's the hottest. What up, H-Wood? 3:16(WHAT!??), I wonder what Stone Cold is gonna do tonight? Can't wait. Anyone see Kobe vs Reggie Miller?? Miller said Kobe has issues to worry about and the fight had nuthin to do with the game or basketball. Kobe started when he made that 3 pointer and said something like, "How do you like that"? Miller said something, and Kobe swung at him. Miller must have said something about Kobe's mother or wife or someone he cared about, cuz Kobe started the whole thing by trash talking. He can dish out but cant take any verbal jabs. Anyway, how do they both get 2 days suspended and Kobe only had to pay 2000 more dollers than Miller even though He swung at Miller first?? I dont even like Miller but I want everything to be fair. Now back to music, my favorite club song right now is "Pass da Courvosier Pt 2" by Busta Rhymes&Diddy. Dat beat is hot as hell. Well i'm out but will be back.

"I aint a killa but dont push me/Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy/" 2-Pac

"Life ills/Poisoned my body i used to say 'fuck mic skills'/I've never prayed to God but prayed to Gotti/" Jay-z

"You think you gettin girls now just cuz of your looks? Negro please" Nas