The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian).
― suggest butt (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
"Nothing is forbidden" - Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
― nickn, Saturday, 10 November 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ that sad little turkey
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 10 November 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
tbh you probably don't need a very big turkey if there's only one adult at your dinner and he's eating ribs
― a man d'Balmer (some dude), Saturday, 10 November 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
tiny turkey : it's thanksgiving :: no school bus : friday
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 10 November 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
IT'S THANKSGIVING: Ark Music strikes again
― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Saturday, 10 November 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
btw:
As the Assistant Special Agent in Charge of November 22, 1963, Shift Team #3, Kellerman was riding in the front passenger seat of the presidential limousine. The driver was Secret Service Agent William Greer. Like all Secret Service agents assigned to protect the President of the United States, Kellerman was trained to use his own body as a shield, taking a bullet if necessary in the line of duty.
No "Samuel Kickin" in the front seat, ok?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 11:09 (thirteen years ago)
...and Lincoln had a secretary named Pato
― Binders Full of Mittens (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 11:39 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgcHv-HGCY
― van smack, Friday, 19 July 2013 13:24 (twelve years ago)
hahahaha
― some dude, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)
Sheesh.
― Austin, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)
she looks like 32
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)
i like the phrase "whydnygetchermassteckst" tho
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)
From her myspace bio:
"Tay Allyn is a recent graduate from the USC School of Theatre and Music where she was the Commencement Speaker for her class.
She has created a new breed of Pop that’s like Ke$ha without the sex, and Lady Gaga without the avant garde— what are you left with? Tay singing about mundane things of everyday life to hot beats! It’s sassy, fun, and RELATABLE. She recently shot a music video for her hit single “Mass Text” which asks the age-old question, “Why didn’t I get your mass text? I’m in your contacts!” and was chosen by Justin Timberlake and the new Myspace.com as a Top New Artist of 2013. “Clean Ma Room” is her pop anthem with lines such as “I’ll have success, even in this mess!” She combines her classical songwriting training and outgoing attitude to produce pop songs that inspire you to have FUN and be yourself!"
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)
and there it is
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)
The funny thing is, after I heard the song but before I read that, I felt even dirtier than if I had listened to Ke$ha or Lady Gaga.
So that's gotta count for something.
― Austin, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:15 (twelve years ago)
I just watched her commencement speech. Oh lord.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)
"Lady Gaga without the avant garde"
― crüt, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)
also known as "Lady Gaga"
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)
i was ignored and burned. now the table's turned.
― markers, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:45 (twelve years ago)
so it's pop for future cat ladies
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)
reminds me of Julie Brown ("Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun")
― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)
lol otm
― some dude, Friday, 19 July 2013 17:22 (twelve years ago)
the facial expression in the preview frame is basically the same as for "friday". SURELY DELIBERATE.
― dyl, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)
julie brown comparison totally otm
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:19 (twelve years ago)
was chosen by Justin Timberlake and the new Myspace.com as a Top New Artist of 2013
heh
― monotony, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:48 (twelve years ago)
Dammit, I wanted the 'sassy fun and RELATABLE' dn. Oh well...
― /s.png (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 20 July 2013 06:32 (twelve years ago)
The weather service sends me mass texts all the time, I am rlly popular with the thunderstorm and flash-flooding crowd.
― Frobisher the Penguin Shapeshifter AKA: (Viceroy), Saturday, 20 July 2013 07:05 (twelve years ago)
DJP just found this on Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/album/3UgUy6f0dLn5smElEIYkTK
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)
Did we ever get to the top moment?
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)
I still think its "gotta have cereal"
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:29 (twelve years ago)
or perhaps "I see my fraaaaaaiiiinnssss"
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:31 (twelve years ago)
by the way even the reposted youtube video has 56+ million views.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:33 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:06 (twelve years ago)
oh my god
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)
i can't even
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:40 (twelve years ago)
this should go in that "real chinese food" thread
go 2 it trolls
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:50 (twelve years ago)
unreal
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:53 (twelve years ago)
when he takes off the panda head!!!!
I mean, I should have seen that coming, but still...
― Luigi Nono, le petit robot, actually (seandalai), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:00 (twelve years ago)
Dressed like geisha, *gong sound*
― kate78, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)
oh dear
well at least it is inspiring me to listen to nicole westbrook again. "it's thanksgiving" is secretly a classic right?
― dyl, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)
I do feel her on her hypoglycemia-induced grumpiness.
― kate78, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)
"Thanksgiving" is decent but idk if it makes my top 10 ARK/PMW tunes.
― Luigi Nono, le petit robot, actually (seandalai), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:47 (twelve years ago)
I guess they've recycled the "<FOODSTUFF> YEAH!" bits here as a kind of homage.
― Luigi Nono, le petit robot, actually (seandalai), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)
commentary from one of my friends:
Umm... The crazy part is that the Chinese is messed up... And reads something to the effect of "I love f&@k". WTH
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:28 (twelve years ago)
Would have been 100% improved by having him remove the panda head to reveal an actual panda. That raps.
― My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:41 (twelve years ago)
hungin
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:04 (twelve years ago)
fast lanes switchin lanes
― Stevie D(eux), Friday, 18 October 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)
'Authentic' Chinese Food song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n3HQ9uge0g
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 18 October 2013 01:30 (twelve years ago)
see also the billboard thread, but this just debuted at #29 on the hot 100 lol http://popwatch.ew.com/2013/10/23/alison-golds-chinese-food-billboard-hot-100/
― 乒乓, Thursday, 24 October 2013 22:59 (twelve years ago)