My God, It's So Full of Shit, Video Gaaaaymes... Rolling Worst Songs of 2012

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I kept thinking "okay this has reached its peak, it can't get any better" and then she sang into a turkey leg

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

ark music's knack for inserting itemized lists into songs is truly unparalleled

― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 November 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

my favorite line has to be "In April it's Easter/And the Fourth of July"

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

WE WE WE

AY AY AY

― Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

When he just pops up and like oh yeah he is looking after lots of white children in a turkey outfit and omg

― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

I applaud the return of fat turkey Usher

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

i think this may need its own thread

― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

IT'S THANKSGIVING: Ark Music strikes again

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

"the return of fat turkey Usher" otm

― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

Carmen Electra has a song

http://soundcloud.com/citrusonic-1/carmen-electra-feat-bill-hamel

― Mamba Pout (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNOWn4wYCs

― EZ Snappin, Friday, 16 November 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

feeling it

― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 16 November 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

gonna post that on every thread ever

― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

Someone didn't get the memo on how to use a green screen.
thatwerksdotcom 1 hour ago

DUMBASS

― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

i'm just glad he's not semi naked in a pool now

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

Realizing that he was the hammered guy in the pool changes my perception a lot - now he seems like he's in a much better place than I would have expected 25 years later. Still alive, has at least a couple of teeth, that one lady is willing to talk to him, etc.

― joygoat, Friday, 16 November 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyO1ga7QIs

this is so grating

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G00F7CrvTVQ&feature=player_embedded

― Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 19 November 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

man glad chris holmes is still alive

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

You name it I’ll do it, all is the fluid (???)
In Spanish I'm fluent,
That means, my tongue is bilingual
Ready to play with that spot where you tingle
Uh, you got a... Bingo.
She’s a star... Ringo.
Her and two friends?
Mmm, I like that lingo
She asked if I’m single,
I said of course not, and she loved it
Next thing you know, we were both having fun in public
Hahaha

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

i think we have a winner here folks

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

wowwwww

― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

some local indie band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGsESTQOPkQ

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 26 November 2012 07:36 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMEAy_UqB4

*dead* @ "the end"

― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

AAHHH i just looked up who wrote that and it was THE-DREAM

*dead again*

― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/BosUhVSpdak

This is just utterly appalling. Those fucking little trilly piano bits!

― TechYes, Sunday, 2 December 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

I mean:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosUhVSpdak

― TechYes, Sunday, 2 December 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

Those fucking little trilly piano bits!

100% otm. *barf*

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 2 December 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

We are weird = we haven't changed our clothes since the 90s would you like a cupcake?

― Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 2 December 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM8JhvfoqdA

FUCK YOU

― unregistered, Monday, 3 December 2012 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

oh god that weird and wonderful song is painful

so much suck

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0vFid2tKbI

Already over 9M views on YouTube

maybe I'm naive but I have never seen product placement on such a level. i guess after the stonking success of "On the Floor" Swarovski and BMW (and everyone else) realised what a relative steal this sort of advertising is?

in any case this isn't just a little product drop near the beginning it is CONSTANT throughout the video

I am having second thoughts about hating this song though because it makes me want to hear Funky Kingston all the time, and anything that makes you want to hear Funky Kingston all the time can't be all bad, right?

Also I keep thinking Pitbull's on the verge of going "my my my MY MUSIC HITS ME, SO HARD"

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:49 (thirteen years ago)

actually hate this a lot less than "Matilda" which I honestly thought was by Ween at first

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:51 (thirteen years ago)

Popjustice uncovered this the other day. Lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygDRVeSmOs&feature=youtu.be

― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 6 December 2012 10:34 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygDRVeSmOs

― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 6 December 2012 11:44 (thirteen years ago)

Ha, I was nodding my head, thinking "Yeah, this looks pretty bad" - and then the vocals came in! Real lols.

― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:04 (thirteen years ago)

nothing bad about that cubicle song. fun, carefree, and they seem honest, no pretention.

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:33 (thirteen years ago)

Seriously, I would rather listen to that 500000000 times than ever hear Matilda or Pitbull again in my life

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:46 (thirteen years ago)

real music for real people

― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:47 (thirteen years ago)

what is the man doing with his eyes at 1:02?

― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:49 (thirteen years ago)

there's nothing egregiously wrong with that Pitbull song...?

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

people just be hatin on pitbull

― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/iGNIDXUaVts

Ark Music Factory is working with some big names for the next holiday.

― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

okay no

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGNIDXUaVts

― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

I got as far as "here comes my home town/feels good to get my wheels down" and I couldn't continue

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

"I've got a little plan for you" has got to be the creepiest Christmas greeting I've ever heard.

― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

What a day music that makes me cringe is having:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoXtkK9d33o&list=UUvj5S3f10rO6CoibatfRGzg&index=1

― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

1435!

― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

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