"helter skelter" kinda sounds like "the long and winding road"
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)
typos galore there, sorry. i just mean i only remember "the long and winding rooooooad *fanfare*" and nothing else, despite having put the song on and saying "ok today's the day where i try to listen to The Long And Winding Road"
― da croupier, Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)
surprised to see anyone give Katy Perry daps itt, especially DJP!
Yeah, me too!
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)
I would def argue that she's got one of the stronger runs of the last 20 years, stronger than Christina even
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
to be fair i have actively enjoyed 3/5ths of the Katy run but in more of a Dr. Luke stan/anybody could have sung this way
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
mariah tops from past twenty years for me - 'one sweet day' is a weak link but considering boyzIImen and mariah had already recorded two or three worse versions of that song by that point it's a small miracle it's bearable; the other two are strong contenders for best mariah single ever. after that i guess i'd half heartedly go timberlake (if the big 3 from justified were up there i might've voted that overall).
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)
Katy Perry doesn't have the prettiest voice but she understands pretty well how it works; reading a description of her as a contralto really made a lot of the braying click into place for me.
That Mariah run just made me hate Mariah for years, ESPECIALLY "One Sweet Day"
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
Aguilera and Adele are the only ones of the last 20 years that don't contain any outright duds imo but don't have the heights of some of the others
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i really really hated 'one sweet day' at the time but i think alot of that was more it coming on the heels of so many attempts from both parties at rewriting 'the greatest love of all'; i'm in no hurry to hear it again but i'd rather hear it than say 'hero'. 'fantasy' was the first mariah i loved, 'always be my baby' is the kind of low intensity uptempo pop i wished more of her hits were, a pop song as opposed to an 'event'.
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)
actually I do love "Always Be My Baby", I shouldn't front
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
Aguilera has so many terrible singles, guys; the three in the poll are the exceptions (there's a couple others). She doesn't horrify me like Katy Perry; I'm more saddened by her ineptness and...uneven ear for picking songs.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
at this moment i'd probably rather hear 'one sweet day' than 'someone like you' and 'someone like you' isn't even the weak link there arguably
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
really wish "Rumour Has It" was in that run, it's my favorite of the singles
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
The reevaluation of Carey (SFJ in The New Yorker!) in 2005 was the only time one of those delirious "think pieces" did its job on me. I took her for granted for most of the nineties because I thought her ballads ("Vision of Love" and "My All" excepted) were straight garbage. Whenever she did anything with a faster tempo she improved measurably.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 1, 2012 12:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
oh i would definitely say that outside those 3 singles and a couple others she's pretty worthless, but we're not talking about whole careers here
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)
otm on "Rumour Has It."
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)
re: Xtina, Stripped-era was the peak and pretty much every single from then is amazing
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)
signed, the one-man "Dirrty" street team
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
lol as if "The Voice Within" isn't as bad as any bloated ballad in this poll (xpost)
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
that is the weak link but it's a much, much better song than "One Sweet Day"
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
haha i am also a huge 'rumour has it' fan. tempted to do a poll of best single from these albums to not make it to #1.
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
xp: or any of the horrific Whitney II singles
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
"Rumour Has It" is like a cheesy remnant from her Winehouse understudy days, all of Adele's #1s are much better imo
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
Katy Perry doesn't have the prettiest voice
yeah... Yeah.
I didn't mind her voice as much on her peppy early singles, but something like "Fireworks" makes me make a sour face like I just opened a package of rotting meat.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
as long as "I Still Believe" isn't on this list.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
okay lol
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
'best single from these albums to not make it to #1' is an excellent idea, balls, if you don't feel like bothering lemme know and i'll throw it together
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
I wonder if Brenda K Starr plays Mariah's cover on repeat while chopping at a mirror with a meat cleaver
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
I can imagine this brilliant run of Janet options ("Any Time, Any Place," "Because of Love," "Alright") and too many ones to count for Madonna.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i'm not gonna bother (i don't want to research what black eyed peas single didn't make it). 'any time any place' is from janet which i'm a little amazed isn't here. early campaigning for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEQ4yAFiJkY
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
pre-emptive 'don't count b-sides of penny lane or hello goodbye' motion
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
yah good call
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
There's a great Morales/Jellybean remix of "Love Will Save The Day."
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
albums i'm most surprised to not see on this list: thriller (though i think i knew this tbh), like a virgin, janet, some other early beatles (hard days night, second album, beatles 65, whatever), one of the first few monkees albums, my way, an innocent man, she's so unusual, any hip-hop except bep.
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)
sports, fore!, no jacket required, ...but seriously, jagged little pill, cracked rear view
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know if Katy Perry's voice is really even a problem on "Firework" because it's such a horribly written song to begin with
― a slow tempo, and existential lyrics with YOLO imagery. (crüt), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
yeah Get Rich Or Die Tryin' and Paper Trail and probably a few rap albums just barely fell short
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
The last two are part of the mid nineties airplay interzone.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)
i.e. JLP and CRV
it says something that virtually all of these besides the Beatles are either R&B or whatever its era's flavor of 'rhythmic pop' was
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)
o right, i think i was getting my chart infom from hearing rick dees piped thru the pa at the base exchange at the time so my memory is skewed, should've remembered since i did remember that in keeping tragic kingdom off that list
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
combine that era's idea of r&b plus that era's idea of ac = the model for #1 hits.
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)
or it was, until some numbnuts at billboard felt he needed to unskew the charts
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
― a slow tempo, and existential lyrics with YOLO imagery. (crüt), Thursday, November 1, 2012 1:02 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
I don't know if I've ever heard the whole thing. I just have to hear a few seconds of it blaring before I make the gasface
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
before your colors burst
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
i really have no idea how "Firework" became an 'it gets better' gay pride thing when the lyrics much more clearly evoke acts of terrorism or a school shooting
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
the singing is like the cries of children after an Obamadrone vaporized their parents.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
the only two of those katy perry songs i know well are 'california girls' and 'teenage dream' (first is ok, love the second), i know i've heard 'firework' and 'e.t.' at least once but i've blocked any memory of how they go. i think one of them rips off tatu iirc.
― balls, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
"E.T." is the t.A.T.u-esque one
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
Katy Perry's voice is more like:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__iHzedtY3VA/TJqbg7FW-5I/AAAAAAAAB9E/4qfUIXLoPAM/s1600/fantasy-island.jpg-
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)