Thought about it some more, and I should have voted for the Supremes. Very close. "Eight Days a Week"/"Ticket to Ride"/"Help" would beat just about anything for me, but alas, not the same album (though consecutive).
― clemenza, Monday, 29 October 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
Good one!
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, October 29, 2012 11:26 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
is this sarcasm
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
George Michael easy
― croup the color of mayonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, October 29, 2012 4:42 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark
my dude
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
Timberlake v Madonna v George Michael v Saturday Night Fever. Timberlake's run is unusually consistent - very much of a piece.
― Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
Close between Saturday Night Fever and George Michael for me.
― Clarke B., Monday, 29 October 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
Supremes
― zwanz (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
Oooh I could've voted Wham! too but seeing a dud like "Father figure" on this list turned me off
― zwanz (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)
Wham! vs. George Michael for me. All classics except "Monkey".
The 3 #1 singles from Whitney's first album are my 3 favorite singles by her.
I might've considered Fergie had "Fergalicious" made #1 instead of "Glamorous".
Madonna and Janet are obviously very strong except for "Black Cat", which I always found laughable and anoying.
Not that it would make a difference, but Milli Vanilli should have "Girl I'm Gonna Miss You" instead of "Girl You Know It's True" (which was #2).
― LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 29 October 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)
wait -- how is "Father Figure" a dud? Don't you love loud breathy gay man whispering in your ear about being warm and neh-kid by your side?
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
haha how can anything but "Big Girls Don't Cry" be the weak link in the Fergie trio
― Victory Goon (some dude), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
"Glamorous" is nothing special imo. And it had the spelling the title thing for the second single in a row."Big Girls Don't Cry" has a great chorus, but her voice is awful.
― LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Father figure" is a dirge, even at age 8 I knew it was a dud. Also I think I was confused by "I want your sex" at the time, I have mixed feelings about that album
― zwanz (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)
I agree, "Father Figure" is classic.(x-post)
― LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
I was 14 and I knew it was classic.
― LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
Sexy breathing sure but then eight George Michaels start screaming they want to be your father and it's the most tedious chorus ever written, you're not my father George
― zwanz (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
PUT YOUR TINY HAAAAND IN MAHHHNE
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
George Michael, like Ne-Yo, is attracted to hermit crabs
― Victory Goon (some dude), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
In "One More Try" he's kind singing from the perspective of the twink instead of being the daddy.
― LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)
^^^^^ otm
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)
Did Sean Combs ever use Twink Daddy as a pseudonym?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)
or, the boy from "A Different Corner" grown up.
Love "Father Figure"; "Monkey" kills that run for me.
I approach these multi-song things as a harmonic mean question. If you rate three songs out of 10, a 9/9/9 would be better than a 10/9/8; an 8/8/8 would be much better than a 10/10/4. Forget the exact formula.
― clemenza, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)
yeah, each chain is only as strong as its weakest link
― Victory Goon (some dude), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
how would Hermann Cain rate them?
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)
which is the line of thinking that makes it hard for me to justify voting for anything but The Supremes (xpost)
― Victory Goon (some dude), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
I call your Herman Cain, and raise you a "How would Anton LaVey rate them?"
― clemenza, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)
OTM. I saw him live the other week and Father Figure was spellbinding.
― Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)
How does the weakest link mentality work when it's a run of 4 or 5 (or 6 love you Katy but ugh)
― zwanz (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)
Whoops, Katy's at 5 too.
Lol at Twink Daddy. (x-post)
― LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah it seems I'm alone in seeing the truth about "Father figure" but being exposed to that song when you still think of "father" as "a real life mental image of your dad" and then having it go into "I want your sex" is a fucked up thing
― zwanz (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
You can stretch the group as far as you want:
http://www.emathzone.com/tutorials/basic-statistics/harmonic-mean.html
― clemenza, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
but he says "Not everybody does it but everybody should" -- the choice is yours whether to have Dad fuck you.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
same deal i guess -- "Bad" is so bad that it cancels out some of the good Bad singles (xpost)
― Victory Goon (some dude), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)
I just wanted to bop around to "Faith"Interesting, you don't like "Bad"? Really? imo it's "Dirty Diana" weighs down that boat and "I just can't stop loving you" that sinks it
― zwanz (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)
Timberlake's run is unusually consistent - very much of a piece.
― Deafening silence
unusually? every Justified single was perfect imo
― g simmel, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
whaaaat nobody likes "Bad"
― Victory Goon (some dude), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
i will take about a dozen Justin/N Sync singles over every FutureSex hit besides "My Love"
I voted for the Premes, probably should have voted for Paula instead.
The anecdote about Michael admitting to Daryl Hall that he based "Billie Jean"'s bassline on "I Can't Go For That" is kind of funny to me cause H&O straight ripped it off from "Tramp". At least MJ switched it up!
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
― Victory Goon (some dude), Monday, October 29, 2012 2:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
All three Fergie songs are the weak link in the Fergie trio.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
Father Figure, like Spandau Ballet's "True," is best in PM Dawn sampled form.
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
I think the millions of people who bought Fergie songs are the true weak link.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
the last scene of my unfilmed screenplay Citizen Michael features Jackson, on his death bed, confessing to stealing the "Beat It" drums from the Dazz Band's "Let It Whip"
― Victory Goon (some dude), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)
xxxpost
thanks Rev for getting there first. Kept wanting to sat to Fergie voters, "wtf?!"
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)
*say
"I Want Your Sex" is great and is a more deserving #1 than "Monkey".
― LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
"Fergalicious" was the only halfway bearable single off that album and even that wasn't an eighth as good as "My Humps"
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
not one person has pledged their vote to Fergie here iirc
― Victory Goon (some dude), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
I am not a Fergie fan at all but I always had a soft spot for London Bridge, mainly for that Polow beat though.
― Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)
― LeRooLeRoo, Monday, October 29, 2012 6:42 PM (1 minute ago)
This is manifestly wrong because "I Want Your Sex" lacks sampled monkey shrieks.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)